things you shouldn't laugh at, but do...

Larbre34

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Really incompetent people who consistently try to bluff their way through... shouldn't really be a laughing matter but...

Oireachtas Report must be the highlight of your week.


"If ifs and buts, were candy and nuts, we'd all have a great ****ing Christmas"

Fratton Fred

Mitchel Johnson.

Paramite Pie

I guy who was seriously off his head tried to mug me once on O'Connell St. He kept lunging at me and falling over. First time, I thought he was just drunk and tried to help him up, but then he went for my bag. He couldn't hold on to it and fell onto his ass again.

I toyed with him a little bit before walking off, giggling.:pac:

Cold War Kid

Footage from 1997 of people bawling hysterically when Diana died.

Cold War Kid

Small children's drawings of animals, which just turn out looking like phalli.

Hammer89

Women's football. The default response here is to label me a sexist but it's absolutely not about the gender; it's about the farcical errors that often occur.

MonkieSocks

Hammer89 wrote: »

Women's football. The default response here is to label me a sexist but it's absolutely not about the gender; it's about the farcical errors that often occur.

It's a pity they don't swap jerseys at full time :mad:

chrissb8

When I hear bad news from radio presenters with that really thick south Dublin/ D4 accent. I just can't take them seriously even at the best of times.

African people on phones. Tend to be super animated and hands everywhere.

Buzz Meeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJHPp490Xow

nullzero

Used to work with a guy who would constantly laugh at inappropriate things. One day he was watching a video he found posted by Peta showing some form of small mammal having its skin torn off for its fur while it was still alive. Horrendous stuff that nobody wants to see believe me, but this guy thought it was hilarious and he used to put it on to "cheer himself up" from time to time.

McChubbin

I love unPC humour- think Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle's style of comedy.
I also enjoy dark jokes and had a discussion with d'mammy in the car today regarding really bad jokes.
Told her two that I heard before but hadn't voiced for fear of offending her. Me mammy is not really into black humour but I once caught her and the stepdad breaking their ****es over Roy Chubby Brown one night so I guess it depends on her mood...
Anyways, I told her these two jokes and she groan-laughed:

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Aids.

and this one:
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

Reddit has a whole bunch of really crude dark jokes that I shan't repeat here but those two had me guiltily chuckling.

Robsweezie

McChubbin wrote: »

I love unPC humour- think Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle's style of comedy.
I also enjoy dark jokes and had a discussion with d'mammy in the car today regarding really bad jokes.
Told her two that I heard before but hadn't voiced for fear of offending her. Me mammy is not really into black humour but I once caught her and the stepdad breaking their ****es over Roy Chubby Brown one night so I guess it depends on her mood...
Anyways, I told her these two jokes and she groan-laughed:

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Aids.

and this one:
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

Reddit has a whole bunch of really crude dark jokes that I shan't repeat here but those two had me guiltily chuckling.

look, the way I see it is that its a common thing among us to make light of darkness. its like a defence mechanism. it cant hurt as much if we laugh, if we don't laugh, we cry. to be honest im the same, shock humour is something I would buy into. I hate ''safe'' humour. Once its not done to be nasty or trolling, I just brush it off.

eternal

nullzero wrote: »

Used to work with a guy who would constantly laugh at inappropriate things. One day he was watching a video he found posted by Peta showing some form of small mammal having its skin torn off for its fur while it was still alive. Horrendous stuff that nobody wants to see believe me, but this guy thought it was hilarious and he used to put it on to "cheer himself up" from time to time.

He sounds like a fcking psychopath. A bit beyond inappropriate to be fair.

NOS3

When toddlers and young children give back talk. I just think they are hilarious and sassy. I wouldn't laugh in front of them because I don't want to encourage it. If they were my kids though I probably wouldn't be so impressed. :P

DEFTLEFTHAND

kfallon wrote: »

Farts! Big loud ones!

You'll love Ed Bassmaster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXL6KZJnRtg

bodhrandude

I remember being in Mr Wimpy in the 80s, remember Mr Wimpy, anyway there was this kids birthday party and some Wimpy mascot came out to entertain the kids, the guy enters the room and roars that he is Mr Wimpy and is here to entertain the kids. Some cheeky wee fecker runs up at punches him right into the balls and fairplay to the guy he kept a straight face and good composure. I guess you can laugh and can't at the same time.

fleet_admiral

Fat girls falling over. I was at a wedding a few weeks ago and a huge girl hit the deck late in the night. I thought an articulated lorry had crashed through the window and the shock wave was still measurable on its third pass around the globe

NachoBusiness

You shouldn't laugh..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCEGPOuNshc

Mountainsandh

Willie O'Dea.

Nothing to do with politics, when I see him on the telly I tend to cut off the sound and just laugh at the looks of him. The guy is like a walking and talking Muppet puppet.

Also, I find people running to the aircraft for a Ryanair flight hilarious, although now I have kids I would probably do it too so as to be sitting beside them.

People on roller coasters from a nice grounded perspective, little heads lolling and screaming their heads off.

Cyclists in the rain.:o

One eyed Jack

Mountainsandh wrote: »

[Willie O'Dea.

Nothing to do with politics, when I see him on the telly I tend to cut off the sound and just laugh at the looks of him. The guy is like a walking and talking Muppet puppet.

Also, I find people running to the aircraft for a Ryanair flight hilarious, although now I have kids I would probably do it too so as to be sitting beside them.

People on roller coasters from a nice grounded perspective, little heads lolling and screaming their heads off.

Cyclists in the rain.:o

You're lucky you don't live in the same neighbourhood as the man, that little schoolboy toddle he does with the head nodding like one of those toys people put on their dashboards, and just to be civil I'd always greet him with "Willie", and a nod... ha, nodding willies :pac:

Anyway, courtesy of the Cycling forum, the last minute of this clip -

LDN_Irish

One eyed Jack wrote: »

You're lucky you don't live in the same neighbourhood as the man, that little schoolboy toddle he does with the head nodding like one of those toys people put on their dashboards, and just to be civil I'd always greet him with "Willie", and a nod... ha, nodding willies :pac:

Anyway, courtesy of the Cycling forum, the last minute of this clip -

The way he tumbled on his head was mad.

razorblunt

LDN_Irish wrote: »

The way he tumbled on his head was mad.

I wonder with the glasses falling off did he think the massive grey blur was only a few inches from his face?

One eyed Jack

The Cycling forum is like the forum that just keeps on giving lately -


Numb cock after a cycle...