***The Official CAO Offers Thread 2015*** Link to R1 points in the OP

Troxck

Anonymagician wrote: »

It's like they WANT their servers to crash at 6am

My poor rural broadband won't know what has hit it, oh no...

kingsofoffaly

I say not.

Jijsaw

gryfothegreat wrote: »

The CAO is creating criminals, not college students!

Exactly, look what I've been reduced to CAO!!! Ye have created a monster!

Anonymagician

Everyone who's tried has been to 24 hour shops. It's time we get tough and get the deliveries outside the door.

Doctorhopeful

All this has achieved has been to pique my interest even more. What secret are the CAO hiding from us? NUIG arts at 500? UCD science touching 600??Trinity medicine over 750??? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING

kcera

wynol wrote: »

my nana has a shop and they normally just leave the papers outside by now - could someone just nick one and leave the change for it???

exactly!!

wynol

Doctorhopeful wrote: »

All this has achieved has been to pique my interest even more. What secret are the CAO hiding from us? NUIG arts at 500? UCD science touching 600??Trinity medicine over 750??? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING

im not even sleeping but thatsh a NIGHTMARE stop!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymagician

Doctorhopeful wrote: »

All this has achieved has been to pique my interest even more. What secret are the CAO hiding from us? NUIG arts at 500? UCD science touching 600??Trinity medicine over 750??? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING

Maybe there's no CAO at all

kingsofoffaly

Anyone able to hack the cao ?

Peregrine

Jijsaw wrote: »

I don't know about that, I think Peregrine has slipped off somewhere.

You called, m'lady?

I just wish you'd all go to bed! Ideally, I'd like to do my morning run after I wake up..not before going to bed at 6:30am :pac:

kcera

anything good to watch on netflix while I wait??

gryfothegreat

Tbh I would have stolen it but the paper doesn't get here until 7 or 8, I know because I used to collect it before I went to school and some mornings it wasn't there

kingsofoffaly

Peregrine wrote: »

You called, m'lady?

I just wish you'd all go to bed! Ideally, I'd like to do my morning run after I wake up..not before going to bed at 6:30am :pac:

Do you just stay up to watch us ?

The_Mac

Peregrine wrote: »

You called, m'lady?

I just wish you'd all go to bed! Ideally, I'd like to do my morning run after I wake up..not before going to bed at 6:30am :pac:

Yera now you know as well as we do we're up an all nighter here

When the Sun Hits

kcera wrote: »

anything good to watch on netflix while I wait??

I'd recommend It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

gracee_xo

Peregrine wrote: »

I just wish you'd all go to bed! Ideally, I'd like to do my morning run after I wake up..not before going to bed at 6:30am :pac:

That's just not gonna happen

kingsofoffaly

kcera wrote: »

anything good to watch on netflix while I wait??

Downtown abbey 😘

Digital Solitude

kingsofoffaly wrote: »

Anyone able to hack the cao ?

We could all ping them to be dicks, there aren't enough of us to make a real change but it'd still add some trouble by ****ing with the servers.

Apologies if that isn't allowed Peregrine, we wouldn't be doing any real damage :pac:

eoin12345

Any update on the golden newspaper?!

Jijsaw

Anonymagician wrote: »

Maybe there's no CAO at all

There's a plot twist that'll keep me awake.

"CAO has received intelligence that the world will end today at 6:01am, they wish to inform that there will never be a CAO again.
Thank you"

And sorry Peregrine but just think you have a whole year before we do this again.

Hyperboi_G

kcera wrote: »

anything good to watch on netflix while I wait??

Suits!!!

OMGeary

kingsofoffaly wrote: »

Downtown abbey 😘

I went to downton abbey last sunday :rolleyes:

ShaunaD13

Have a guy working on it for me!
Hold tight!

Jijsaw

Wait a second, who is gone out for the papers now?
It's all very mysterious!

Peregrine

kingsofoffaly wrote: »

Do you just stay up to watch us ?

Well, I'm watching The Terminator and you.

ShaunaD13

On getting a paper not hacking CAO or anything haha

gracee_xo

ShaunaD13 wrote: »

Have a guy working on it for me!
Hold tight!

My saviour

kcera

ShaunaD13 wrote: »

Have a guy working on it for me!
Hold tight!

You will be a "HERO"

Jijsaw

ShaunaD13 wrote: »

Have a guy working on it for me!
Hold tight!

Don't make me say the college of choice's name again :P

(Oh and GMIT as well, thanks :pac: )

eoin12345

My wonderful country broadband cant even cope with all of this right now!! I wonder what'll happen if someone actually manages to get a paper!! 😅