The Premier League's "Fake Results" Thread

That_Guy

How long will it take Mitrovic to get booked against Manchester United?

Will Spurs amount to anything other than just being.. well, Spurs?

Will Big Dick get a rise (eh? eh?) from his Sunderland players or will it just be a big flop?

Will Jose find a genuine result or a fake excuse?



Sat 22.08.2015:

Manchester United v Newcastle United (12.45pm)
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa (3pm)
Leicester City v Spurs (3pm)
Norwich City v Stoke City (3pm)
Sunderland v Swansea City (3pm)
West Ham v AFC Bournemouth (3pm)

Sun 23.08.2015:

West Bromwich Albion v Chelsea (1.30pm)
Everton v Manchester City (4pm)
Watford v Southampton (4pm)

Mon 24.08.2015:

Arsenal v Liverpool (8pm)

Harry Palmr

So Utd get two Saturday lunchtime KO's in three weeks and Liverpool get two Monday 8 pm games back to back. Why why why?

Oranage2

That_Guy wrote: »

How long will it take Mitrovic to get booked against Manchester United?

Will Spurs amount to anything other than just being.. well, Spurs?

Will Big Dick get a rise (eh? eh?) from his Sunderland players or will it just be a big flop?

Will Jose find a genuine result or a fake excuse?



Sat 22.08.2015:

Manchester United v Newcastle United (12.45pm)
Crystal Palace v Aston Villa (3pm)
Leicester City v Spurs (3pm)
Norwich City v Stoke City (3pm)
Sunderland v Swansea City (3pm)
West Ham v AFC Bournemouth (3pm)

Sun 23.08.2015:

West Bromwich Albion v Chelsea (1.30pm)
Everton v Manchester City (4pm)
Watford v Southampton (4pm)

Mon 24.08.2015:

Arsenal v Liverpool (8pm)

1) 12 minutes
2) No
3) Another limp performance
4) Fake result, genuine excuse

Nalz

Harry Palmr wrote: »

So Utd get two Saturday lunchtime KO's in three weeks and Liverpool get two Monday 8 pm games back to back. Why why why?

Why not?

glued

Harry Palmr wrote: »

So Utd get two Saturday lunchtime KO's in three weeks and Liverpool get two Monday 8 pm games back to back. Why why why?

Champions League

Berserker

glued wrote: »

Champions League

Liverpool didn't make the CL this year and the EL hasn't started for them yet.

Donnielighto

Berserker wrote: »

Liverpool didn't make the CL this year and the EL hasn't started for them yet.

Utd have champions k eage, are utd the onky side have had 2 saturday games btw? Seems a fairly arbitrary comparison otherwise.

That_Guy

West Ham 0-1 Bournemouth. Now park the bus you mad things.

Agent Coulson

Norwich 0- 1 Stoke

Shaqiri with the assist

Agent Coulson

West Ham 0-2 Bournemouth

Agent Coulson

Norwich 1 - 1 Stoke

Harry Palmr

G'wan Bournemouth 0-2 to the good. Big Sam out!

That_Guy

For all the talk about Rooney's dip in form, there's been nothing really said about Harry Kane. Hasn't looked great in the first two games and hasn't started well against Leicester.

That_Guy

Martin Atkinson bottles giving Leicester a clear penalty. Outrageous.

Giggsy11

Leicester denied clear penalty. Also Harry Kane looks laughably bad.

Agent Coulson

Sunderland 0-1 Swansea

That_Guy

Giggsy11 wrote: »

Leicester denied clear penalty. Also Harry Kane looks laughably bad.

He's moved out onto the wing. Only 11 touches so far.

Giggsy11

That_Guy wrote: »

He's moved out onto the wing. Only 11 touches so far.

I think he is playing as CF but making runs to the channels, but after that he is not able to able to hold the ball.

I have seen him against United and Leicester, in both games he was poor.

Edit: 11 touches only?

GreNoLi

Wow, awful indecision from Atkinson, should not be refereeing during the next round of matches at the very least.

That_Guy

GreNoLi wrote: »

Wow, awful indecision from Atkinson, should not be refereeing during the next round of matches at the very least.

He was stood looking right at it.

That_Guy

West Ham 2-2 Bournemouth

Damn, I knew I picked the wrong game to watch.

GreNoLi

Would love if one of those were given as red.

That_Guy

Supposedly a bizarre decision at Palace.

Simon Clancy on Twitter

Goal for Palace given. Villa protest to the linesman. Ref changes his mind. 0-0. Remarkable

Agent Coulson

West Ham 2-3 Bournemouth

Harry Palmr

Bournemouth have scored three times as many goals as Manchester Utd.

West Ham 2 - 3 Cherries.

GreNoLi

Switching over so.

spiralism

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Bournemouth have scored three times as many goals as Manchester Utd.

West Ham 2 - 3 Cherries.

3 x 0 = 0

Learn some maths.:pac:

JPA

Adama Traore about to tear it up.

Unearthly

That_Guy wrote: »

Supposedly a bizarre decision at Palace.

Simon Clancy on Twitter

Seems like the correct decision was made though? All that matters

Agent Coulson

Crystal Palace 1-0 Aston Villa

That_Guy

Martin Atkinson is one of the worst refs in the league.

Agent Coulson

Leicester 0-1 Tottenham

Agent Coulson

Crystal Palace 1-1 Aston Villa

Agent Coulson

Leicester 1-1 Tottenham

That_Guy

Kane did well there actually to send that ball across. Lovely cross.

JPA

JPA wrote: »

Adama Traore about to tear it up.

Boo ya

Harry Palmr

Chuffing hell

WHU 2 - 4 Bournemouth (red card for Jenkinson)

Leicester 1 - 1 Spurs

That_Guy

LOL Spurs!!

GreNoLi

Bilic won't last the season.

That_Guy

Wilson with a hat trick for Bournemouth. And now it's 4-3.

Agent Coulson

West Ham 3-4 Bournemouth

Harry Palmr

So then 3 - 4 now easily enough time for 4 - 4 or 3 - 5 otherwise all draws. Someone could be in for a big Pools win (old school reference)

Agent Coulson

Crystal Palace 2-1 Aston Villa

MythicalMadMan

Harry Palmr wrote: »

So then 3 - 4 now easily enough time for 4 - 4 or 3 - 5 otherwise all draws. Someone could be in for a big Pools win (old school reference)

LOL I was just thinking that looking at the scores what did the odds used to be again?

Paully D

Sunderland/Swansea was very enjoyable.

If you haven't seen it, check out Pantilimon's save from Gomis' header in the 2nd half. Fantastic.

brianregan09

Great point for Leicester am i the only who's delighted Ranieri has started so well so much more likeable than that other fella Pearson

That_Guy

brianregan09 wrote: »

Great point for Leicester am i the only who's delighted Ranieri has started so well so much more likeable than that other fella Pearson

Yep but mainly because of many pundits thinking he'd be an absolute flop. He has them set up very well.

Fr Tod Umptious

Harry Palmr wrote: »

So then 3 - 4 now easily enough time for 4 - 4 or 3 - 5 otherwise all draws. Someone could be in for a big Pools win (old school reference)

Do they still give the pools forecast at the end of the results on BBC these days ?

OwaynOTT

brianregan09 wrote: »

Great point for Leicester am i the only who's delighted Ranieri has started so well so much more likeable than that other fella Pearson

Always liked Ranieri and he was doing a good job at Chelsea as well.

That_Guy

That West Ham/Bournemouth game looked like good fun. Superb goal from Mark Pugh. Very FIFA-esque finish. Cheeky mare.

Turtyturd

Looked like a good game. Reckon Cresswell is delighted Jenkinson qas out there...such a dire player.