Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

jetsonx

A pattern I've noticed is those people who have used their contacts (read bullied) in Esat, Eircel, Vodafone or 02 back in the day, to have a special mobile phone number allocated to them such as a number that ends in 5555.

It takes a particular type of person to demand such a number and that same type of person is usually a tosser.

Nabber

People who masterbate

Professor Moriarty

Nabber wrote: »

People who masterbate

Must not make smart comment...must resist....

jobbridge4life

Someone who hates Christmas, and I don't mean people who feel lonely, or bad at this time of year or just those who aren't feeling it, but the ones who actively dislike it and enjoy reminding everyone else of that fact at every opportunity.

bigpink

jetsonx wrote: »

A pattern I've noticed is those people who have used their contacts (read bullied) in Esat, Eircel, Vodafone or 02 back in the day, to have a special mobile phone number allocated to them such as a number that ends in 5555.

It takes a particular type of person to demand such a number and that same type of person is usually a tosser.

Wha????

boombang

sorry to drag up an old thread, but this lad's fanny tickler facial hair brought this thread back to mind

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/solicitor-accused-of-bringing-drugs-into-mountjoy-prison-charged-with-cocaine-possession-36472457.html

Running Balance

What an idiot but such a waste of time this kinda of thing tying up the court system $25 worth of coke should be dealt with there and then and not adjourned and dragged out over a year..

Running Balance

What an idiot but such a waste of time this kinda of thing tying up the court system $25 worth of coke should be dealt with there and then and not adjourned and dragged out over a year..

21Savage

EagererBeaver wrote: »

More commonly known as "American tourists".

White shoes are like the most versatile fashionable runners with jeans. Stan Smiths, Vans, Converse(lesser extent as they can look goofy). I would go as far as saying they are a wardrobe essential.

Neames

When a guy has a scarf around his neck and a t-shirt on....Not a jumper a t-shirt.....ffs!

Neames

When a guy has a scarf around his neck and a t-shirt on....Not a jumper a t-shirt.....ffs!

Running Balance

Neames wrote:

When a guy has a scarf around his neck and a t-shirt on....Not a jumper a t-shirt.....ffs!

Yeah and it's freezing and he is shivering.. wanka

NufcNavan

The vast majority of barmen are dead on and I always show them manners because it can be a tough job, but the odd time you come across a bellend at the bar.

I was gone for a few pints in a local that I quite like during the week with a few of the lads. Came across a Spanish barman then.

The two times I went to the bar I was left waiting about 10 minutes for two pints of Guinness. A fairly simple order that shouldn't take long, especially on a quiet Wednesday night. He was very slow getting up and down the bar as if he was just going at his own pace, and his demeanor was quite unfriendly.

After I gave him a 20 quid note, he took the note and then went and poured more pints and went further down the bar to take orders. This was despite the fact he was stood right beside the till when I gave him the money. I have never in my time seen a barman do this before, and I reiterate that the pub was not even busy so I dread to think what he would be like on a hectic night. All done without even a hint of a smile or thanks too. I asked the lads around me about him and they both said they got similar treatment.

I later ran into a girl who worked there and asked her about him. She said there were loads of complaints and what he does is take the change of the punter, walk down the bar and hope that they forget about it so he pockets it himself. Change from a score for two pints? Is he for real?

Oops69

Guys called Justin , all three I have known have been not just a little bit of a wanker but UTTER **** , it’s like theirs Mammy’s thought about their precious name too hard and they were brought up as precious fcuks...... , if you by any miracie are a nice Justin , sorry !😉

Hector Bellend

What really annoys me about some people is their unwillingness or inability to watch they are going.

A lot of modern day facilities are really well laid out provided you take the time to watch where you are going. Most people dont and just end up getting in each others way.

Brendan Bendar

These toerags who,when they are coming out of a side exit onto an almost empty road,cannot fohhrking wait three or four seconds and exit after you have gone through.

No,these pissants have to chug out, force you to brake and then have the nerve to give you the digits when you flash them.

Definite uber-****.

Rumpy Pumpy

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

These toerags who,when they are coming out of a side exit onto an almost empty road,cannot fohhrking wait three or four seconds and exit after you have gone through.

No,these pissants have to chug out, force you to brake and then have the nerve to give you the digits when you flash them.

Definite uber-****.

Heard JCs car park in Swords is notorious for that. Things can get violent at times. Heard some lad attacked a goon with a 5-iron after he nearly took the arse off his Ford Mondeo.

NufcNavan

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

These toerags who,when they are coming out of a side exit onto an almost empty road,cannot fohhrking wait three or four seconds and exit after you have gone through.

No,these pissants have to chug out, force you to brake and then have the nerve to give you the digits when you flash them.

Definite uber-****.

These bellends usually crawl down the road then too.

some random drunk

Anyone who describes themselves as "woke" deserves a place on this list.

everlast75

People who stamp on your new runners to "christen" them

Salvation Tambourine

everlast75 wrote: »

People who stamp on your new runners to "christen" them

You need to stop being friends with 14 year olds.

everlast75

Nokotan wrote: »

You need to stop being friends with 14 year olds.

They're not my friends *









* joke - there are actually adults who still do that

Realt Dearg Sec

You might need a new definition of adult then

WHIP IT!

NufcNavan wrote: »

The vast majority of barmen are dead on and I always show them manners because it can be a tough job, but the odd time you come across a bellend at the bar.

I was gone for a few pints in a local that I quite like during the week with a few of the lads. Came across a Spanish barman then.

The two times I went to the bar I was left waiting about 10 minutes for two pints of Guinness. A fairly simple order that shouldn't take long, especially on a quiet Wednesday night. He was very slow getting up and down the bar as if he was just going at his own pace, and his demeanor was quite unfriendly.

After I gave him a 20 quid note, he took the note and then went and poured more pints and went further down the bar to take orders. This was despite the fact he was stood right beside the till when I gave him the money. I have never in my time seen a barman do this before, and I reiterate that the pub was not even busy so I dread to think what he would be like on a hectic night. All done without even a hint of a smile or thanks too. I asked the lads around me about him and they both said they got similar treatment.

I later ran into a girl who worked there and asked her about him. She said there were loads of complaints and what he does is take the change of the punter, walk down the bar and hope that they forget about it so he pockets it himself. Change from a score for two pints? Is he for real?

We really have been spoiled for years with our Irish barstaff, in fairness. Their ability to multi-task and keep a thronged bar well looked after for drink really is a sight to behold.

You notice this the more you travel - and, in my experience, Spanish barmen are the most absolutely useless ("It's not racism, Bill, it's ethnic criticism").

Their absolute refusal to do any more than one task at a time (and take forever to do it) makes them completely unsuitable to work in Irish bars - or any bar outside f*cking Spain, to be honest!

Chrongen

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057834756

Brendan Bendar

WHIP IT! wrote: »

We really have been spoiled for years with our Irish barstaff, in fairness. Their ability to multi-task and keep a thronged bar well looked after for drink really is a sight to behold.

You notice this the more you travel - and, in my experience, Spanish barmen are the most absolutely useless ("It's not racism, Bill, it's ethnic criticism").

Their absolute refusal to do any more than one task at a time (and take forever to do it) makes them completely unsuitable to work in Irish bars - or any bar outside f*cking Spain, to be honest!

Probably because they are no used to a group of 44/29 gloamers coming in and gulling back pints like the drought was coming.

Putting the glass up on their heads and gannetting the fcuker down like a sardine.

These guys are used to sipping, for forks sake.

Realt Dearg Sec

Are you having a stroke?

Brendan Bendar

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Are you having a stroke?

Bit rattled, but I think it’s fair comment.

Rumpy Pumpy

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Probably because they are no used to a group of 44/29 gloamers coming in and gulling back pints like the drought was coming.

Putting the glass up on their heads and gannetting the fcuker down like a sardine.

These guys are used to sipping, for forks sake.

You not the sort to down a gallon and a half of porter in the space of 4 hours on a Saturday night?

Don’t like tardy service in a pub myself if I’ve a lip on me for drink.

Brendan Bendar

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

You not the sort to down a gallon and a half of porter in the space of 4 hours on a Saturday night?

Don’t like tardy service in a pub myself if I’ve a lip on me for drink.

Partial, Rumpy, in fairness .

However the Spaniards are a little more ..well....refined.

They can’t quite get a group of dough boys waddling up to the bar and hosing back a gallon apiece in an hour and a half whilst pissing like dray horses after the fifth..

Not their nature Rumpy.

Mongfinder General

I remember a bar called McGraths that used to be on O'Connell Street. For some reason they used to shut the bar upstairs for 10 minutes at about 1 am, probably to count and remove money. I remember one night there was a crowd of absolute gargle monsters in the place. The barman couldn't get the shutter down and ended up taking out a baton and twatting anybody near the bar. It might even have been that Spanish fella...

Rumpy Pumpy

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Partial, Rumpy, in fairness .

However the Spaniards are a little more ..well....refined.

They can’t quite get a group of dough boys waddling up to the bar and hosing back a gallon apiece in an hour and a half whilst pissing like dray horses after the fifth..

Not their nature Rumpy.

Know the sort well, Brendan. Sort of lads who have the peg out before they are half way across the lounge, just so they can get back to the barstool to watch the ‘Man U’ game a few seconds quicker. Talking scutter about how Sanchez will give them options behind the front two.

Wouldn’t let them darken the door of my public house if I owned one.

NufcNavan

WHIP IT! wrote: »

We really have been spoiled for years with our Irish barstaff, in fairness. Their ability to multi-task and keep a thronged bar well looked after for drink really is a sight to behold.

You notice this the more you travel - and, in my experience, Spanish barmen are the most absolutely useless ("It's not racism, Bill, it's ethnic criticism").

Their absolute refusal to do any more than one task at a time (and take forever to do it) makes them completely unsuitable to work in Irish bars - or any bar outside f*cking Spain, to be honest!

The said Spanish barman was ran by the pub.

It has nothing to do with culture or pace of drinking in Ireland. He was simply a terrible barman with bad traits.

bigpink

Guys dressing like Peaky Blinders

Jerichoholic

Anyone who uses the term "the feels".

Hande hoche!

bigpink wrote: »

Guys dressing like Peaky Blinders

Also see the Paul Galvin collection.

cantdecide

Cyclists who ... stay with me... cyclists who tattoo pistons on their legs. Sick in my mouth.

greenspurs

People that drive, that lean the seat back so far they are nearly lying down ..
Absolute w€nkers ........

Wheres Me Jumper?

guys who wear Trinity scarfs, especially during mild weather.
in particular when they throw (or toss?!!) them over one shoulder. in that affectatious manner

what a swift kick in the arse wouldn't ............

DrGreenthumb

They usually have a boring username

greenspurs

People that wear straw hats at GAA matches, or at gigs ....

FCUK OFF will yee......

the purple tin

dudara wrote: »

Someone who walks through a door and doesn't check if there's someone behind them, or doesn't make sure the door is shut after them

People who treat waitstaff and customer service people badly. Or doesn't even say thank you.

These are simple things, but they stand out to me about a person

This is a good way to scope out someones character on dates early on in a new relationship.

OldMrBrennan83

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Glencarraig

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/105835148#Comment_105835148

It's the wan**rs with their heads stuck in their phones that boil my piss. I have on occasion deliberately walked straight at them and shout "BOO" as loud as I can, frightens the sh**e out of them.

JupiterKid

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