Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

Jesus Wept

klopps and robbersons

BorneTobyWilde

“He is fantastic. He is one of the best coaches I know in the whole world and he was really a milestone for Borussia Dortmund. He took over the club and made them into a world-class team. If Liverpool has the chance to sign Jürgen Klopp, then they should do it. He likes to talk. There are not many coaches left in the world that like to talk so much to the players but he is one of them.

“Liverpool is also one of the biggest clubs in the world, so Liverpool and Jürgen Klopp is definitely a good combination. He is also a winner.”

Beckenbauer

BorneTobyWilde

Kahn told Sport1 television: “I can definitely see it happening and there’s absolutely no reservations at all in terms of his expertise. England would be the right next step for Klopp, also in terms of his personal development.

“Only the language may be a barrier. It’s not that I think he would have a problem conversing in English but, when it comes down to motivating the team and his team talks, that’s a small thing that may not translate so well. Jürgen’s always been really good at motivating his players and that is what he would have to prove at Liverpool.”

Fowler87

****ing psyched. Klopp for the Kop!

Harry Palmr

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

“He is fantastic. He is one of the best coaches I know in the whole world and he was really a milestone for Borussia Dortmund. He took over the club and made them into a world-class team. If Liverpool has the chance to sign Jürgen Klopp, then they should do it. He likes to talk. There are not many coaches left in the world that like to talk so much to the players but he is one of them.

“Liverpool is also one of the biggest clubs in the world, so Liverpool and Jürgen Klopp is definitely a good combination. He is also a winner.”

Beckenbauer

So Der Kaiser just called our manager a motor-mouth...

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Kahn told Sport1 television: “I can definitely see it happening and there’s absolutely no reservations at all in terms of his expertise. England would be the right next step for Klopp, also in terms of his personal development.

“Only the language may be a barrier. It’s not that I think he would have a problem conversing in English but, when it comes down to motivating the team and his team talks, that’s a small thing that may not translate so well. Jürgen’s always been really good at motivating his players and that is what he would have to prove at Liverpool.”

Emre Can and Roberto Firmino can translate for him. Or maybe they can hire someone of this parish!

Knex*

Ancekloppi

whatawaster

Harry Palmr wrote: »

So Der Kaiser just called our manager a motor-mouth...



Emre Can and Roberto Firmino can translate for him. Or maybe they can hire someone of this parish!

Our own Moley in the dressing room

whatawaster

Knex. wrote: »

Ancekloppi

Sounds like Sturridges next injury

PhiloCypher

Amia Handsome Beer wrote: »

Am I the only one who would prefer Ancelotti?

At the end of the day the manager can only do so much and a big failing of Rodgers (no fault of his) was that he couldn't attract top quality players. I think Ancelotti would still be a bigger draw for potential signings.

Also Klopps last season was a disaster and as raphael honigstein wrote today, getting the players pumped up with brilliant team talks only works for so long until they just aren't receptive.

Obviously I will be delighted with either but I still feel Carlo might be better even given our financial restraints

I wouldn't turn my nose up at Ancelotti by any means but in terms of monetizing relationships (to quote Ballers), Klopps former players are a lot more attainable for far less wages then Ancelotti's.

gnolan

https://twitter.com/LFC_360/status/651463682547941376

MD1990

Knex. wrote: »

Ancekloppi

Evans & Houllier didn't work out. But a Ancelotti & Klopp partnership could work.:)

5starpool

Not bad, I'd take it.

Morzadec

Klopp's English is pretty much faultless. He probably has a wider vocab then a couple of our English players and I'm not even saying that tongue in cheek. Not an issue at all.

It's a typical thing of German's, Dutch, Scandies thinking their English isn't great when it's actually pretty much perfect, come across this a lot!

Charlie19

I see boards is still a bit fooked.

Hollister11

This chap is nuts.

Can't wait.

~Rebel~

gnolan wrote: »

https://twitter.com/LFC_360/status/651463682547941376

Alas, i'm pretty confident that's not him...that chap is speaking English, in a very American accent. The last 3 seconds especially "Alright, I'm done".

rob316

Amia Handsome Beer wrote: »

Am I the only one who would prefer Ancelotti?

At the end of the day the manager can only do so much and a big failing of Rodgers (no fault of his) was that he couldn't attract top quality players. I think Ancelotti would still be a bigger draw for potential signings.

Also Klopps last season was a disaster and as raphael honigstein wrote today, getting the players pumped up with brilliant team talks only works for so long until they just aren't receptive.

Obviously I will be delighted with either but I still feel Carlo might be better even given our financial restraints

Carlo would be an outstanding appointment but he is the guy you call when your world class squad is faltering. He will motivate top players to go that extra mile and win a league or European cup and he is damn good at it.

Trouble is our squad profile does not fit his success pattern. Klopp would have the fire and drive to make us great again and really get anfield rocking.

Jurgen will build a team that will thrill the masses. There is an element of risk with klopp but he is the obvious choice and people will take to him instantly.

Grayditch

Bring back Nuri Sahin.



Both of them.

whatawaster

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Alas, i'm pretty confident that's not him...that chap is speaking English, in a very American accent. The last 3 seconds especially "Alright, I'm done".

Doesn't matter if it's really him or not. That's our manager in that Vine and he is a lunatic

Harry Palmr

Grayditch wrote: »

Bring back Nuri Sahin.



Both of them.

I was thinking about the bold one earlier today and what he'd be saying right now. Be thrilled he would.

Potential Underachiever

I'm after forwarding that vine is it him or not lads, my reputation is on the line.

Knex*

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Alas, i'm pretty confident that's not him...that chap is speaking English, in a very American accent. The last 3 seconds especially "Alright, I'm done".

Pretty sure the alright I'm done comes from the person recording the video.

Still, Klopp is 6ft4. That guy doesn't quite look that tall to me.

But feck it, I'm saying its him regardless. You can't deny that potato quality HDness.

Edit: Yeah, its an American dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtnC9gO_MM0

Grayditch

Look at it in HD, it's deffo not him.

Sorry

Heisenberg1

That's not him it's some ginger yank.

Grayditch

Heisenberg1 wrote: »

That's not him it's some ginger yank.

Or Dublin 4.

Potential Underachiever

Heads are gonna have to roll for this monumental fck up.

Hangballlouie

We are not getting Klopp. I refuse to believe it until I see him on Ian Ayre's shoulders singing Poor Scouser Tommy.

MD1990

Of course it isn't Klopp lol

MightyMandarin

Harry Palmr wrote: »

I was thinking about the bold one earlier today and what he'd be saying right now. Be thrilled he would.

I've always wondered about how it must feel to be sitebanned. It must feel weird to rack up thousands posts on a website, to just stop (or at least be told to stop) posting on there again. Even though I don't post a lot, it'd feel weird if suddenly I just wasn't allowed on this site forever.

Grayditch

I was banned for a few months. It was grand. Boards isn't that great. You just find something else sh1te and pointless to do.

Sir Gallagher

Where the fck is Kess, its gone beyond a joke now.

J Mysterio

brevity wrote: »

Twitter might have news at 10pm as tomorrow's papers are up on the respective sites

Read that back to yourself

J Mysterio

I think its funny how provincial the Germans are being with the (potential) appointment. Almost everyone with a cap has had their say!

~Rebel~

J Mysterio wrote: »

I think its funny how provincial the Germans are being with the (potential) appointment. Almost everyone with a cap has had their say!

Reckon it's nearly the other way around - every German is getting asked the question.

Like Gundongen's comments...it came across to me that it wasn't really something he was interested in talking about. Basically saying he hadn't talked to Klopp for a while, but yeah, he's a great manager so would be a good fit for loads of clubs, and yeah, liverpool would be one of them.

Which turned into; Gundongen - "Klopp a perfect fit for the Kop" or some such headline.

Jesus Wept

Beverly Hills Klopp II

martyos121

RoboKlopp

Jesus Wept

Kloppland

martyos121

Lowering the standard a bit:

Let's be Klopps

Jesus Wept

Jurgen Norbert - Mall Klopp

Glico Man

BarberKlopp

great signing by Liverpool. Top class manager. Looking forward to him spicing up the premier league.

niallo27

Kindergarten Klopp II.

monkey9

whatawaster wrote: »

Sounds like Sturridges next injury

Reminds me of the line in Only Fools & Horses when Del Boy, talking about his father says "One time when I was still at school and I was doing my homework. I asked him what a cubic foot was. He said he didn't know but he tried to have a week off work with it".

Vicxas

niallo27 wrote: »

Kindergarten Klopp II.

TimeKlopp

Dickerty

Hopefully not a Little Klopp of Horrors!

Charlie19

A bit off topic

But when is Black Klopps 3 out?

Grayditch

Jurgenna regret this...

Dont be at yourself

Really good article on how Klopp could apply his tactics to the current squad:

http://eplindex.com/14831/jurgen-klopp-succeed-liverpool-failing-dortmund.html

googled eyes

Have to say. This week is crawling in waiting for Fridays announcement

Charlie19

Dont be at yourself wrote: »

Really good article on how Klopp could apply his tactics to the current squad:

http://eplindex.com/14831/jurgen-klopp-succeed-liverpool-failing-dortmund.html

Ha ha.
Obvious as ****.