Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

spockety · 08-10-2015 2:17pm

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

What goes in the place of Jurgen Klopp in these lyrics, I never could figure it out!

Murderer?

Kimbot · 08-10-2015 2:18pm

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Only catching up now, this was an excellent post, I haven't seen anybody that believes it was just the Suarez show counter this post with a decent argument? Alan in particular who the post was aimed at, no response? It's a very tough post to counter in fairness, I'm sure most agree it's bang on.

The only thing I will add to that post is that we may have lost Suarez but the hunger and desire from the remaining players just wasnt there the following season. The pressing disappeared and hasnt really come back since.

Knex* · 08-10-2015 2:18pm

Rhythm Is A Dancer/ Jurgen Is The Gaffer

Jurgen is the gaffer,
Attacking like a panzer,
Gangenpressing everywhere.
Lift your flags and voices,
Free your mind and join us
You can feel it, Anfield's air.

Klooooooopp, he's got passion
Oh, you can feel it yeah
Klooooopp, he's got passion
Kloopppp. Kloooopp, Klopp.

5starpool · 08-10-2015 2:18pm

spockety wrote: »

Murderer?

Turn it up I thought. I didn't put a lot of energy into thinking about it though so that might well be wrong.

Knex* · 08-10-2015 2:24pm

monkey9 wrote: »

It's like the bleedin' Eurovision in here today.

Knex. wrote: »

Rhythm Is A Dancer/ Jurgen Is The Gaffer

Jurgen is the gaffer,
Attacking like a panzer,
Gangenpressing everywhere.
Lift your flags and voices,
Free your mind and join us
You can feel it, Anfield's air.

Klooooooopp, he's got passion
Oh, you can feel it yeah
Klooooopp, he's got passion
Kloopppp. Kloooopp, Klopp.

Knexlande, douze pointe.

Potential Underachiever · 08-10-2015 2:28pm

Knex. wrote: »

Knexlande, douze pointe.

Plenty of douche points alright! :cool:

Knex* · 08-10-2015 2:30pm

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Plenty of douche points alright! :cool:

I'm going to the top of the charts with this one, mate.

Instant classic.

Potential Underachiever · 08-10-2015 2:31pm

It' s done, It's done, it's ****ing done!

Hangballlouie · 08-10-2015 2:31pm

Knex. wrote: »

Knexlande, douze pointe.

You are the Liverpool threads Dana International.

Potential Underachiever · 08-10-2015 2:31pm

Knex* · 08-10-2015 2:32pm

Seems my song was the catalyst needed. Job done.

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/652113706319523840

https://twitter.com/TonyBarretTimes/status/652114041981243393

Francie Barrett · 08-10-2015 2:33pm

Deal done according to Sky!

Boom_Bap · 08-10-2015 2:34pm

What's this deal they are talking about?

SlickRic · 08-10-2015 2:34pm

i'm still in shock.

an incredible coup, and makes the Rodgers sacking an absolute fúcking no-brainer.

as i say, shocked.

Liverpool is still a draw. fúck the haters.

Hangballlouie · 08-10-2015 2:35pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

What's this deal they are talking about?

Knex to represent Ireland at the Eurovision.

Vicxas · 08-10-2015 2:35pm

I wont believe it until i see him awkwardly shaking hands with Ian Ayre.....

Knex* · 08-10-2015 2:35pm

Hangball Doughboy wrote: »

Knex to represent Ireland at the Eurovision.

My lovely Klopp went riding though An...FIELD.

finno · 08-10-2015 2:36pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

What's this deal they are talking about?

Dunkin Donuts renew their deal with liverpool

Harry Palmr · 08-10-2015 2:36pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

x5e0yfqft

and yet they are talking about anything/everything else...

willowthewisp · 08-10-2015 2:36pm

F5 Refresh on LFC.tv

Dickerty · 08-10-2015 2:36pm

I'll need more than Sky Germany, but no question it is going to happen now.

Streetwalker · 08-10-2015 2:36pm

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062014/1403803311_kid_dances_for_the_jumbotron.gif

Dickerty · 08-10-2015 2:37pm

Knex. wrote: »

My lovely Klopp went riding though An...FIELD.

Where is he going with his blonde locks flowing in the....WIND

K-9 · 08-10-2015 2:37pm

Jaysus, I said it was a possibility a couple of weeks back to those who were scoffing at FSG, but never thought we'd seriously get him.

Back in the big time baby!

Welcome to Liverpool Mr. Klopp. The city will go mad.

Turtyturd · 08-10-2015 2:37pm

'Sky sources'

Streetwalker · 08-10-2015 2:37pm

But but but Liverpool aren't a big club anymore....

Francie Barrett · 08-10-2015 2:38pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

What's this deal they are talking about?

Sky Sports News HQVerified account ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 8m8 minutes ago
SKY SOURCES: Jurgen Klopp agrees to become Liverpool manager #SSNHQ

Official Sky Sports Tw@tter.

whatawaster · 08-10-2015 2:38pm

Turtyturd wrote: »

'Sky sources'

It's alright, they're German sources.

Knex* · 08-10-2015 2:38pm

Francie Barrett · 08-10-2015 2:40pm

Betfair now 1/100 for Klopp to join - all other bookies suspended betting.

The deal is done!

Streetwalker · 08-10-2015 2:41pm

http://i.imgur.com/UGw1mKB.gif

kevohmsford · 08-10-2015 2:41pm

Delighted that Klopp has signed. Cannot wait to hear his first conference.

Knex* · 08-10-2015 2:41pm

Klopp is love, Klopp is life.

Turtyturd · 08-10-2015 2:42pm

whatawaster wrote: »

It's alright, they're German sources.

Hangball and Moley talking about the dodgy box is all the confirmation I need.

Magico Gonzalez · 08-10-2015 2:42pm

all you need is Klopp, klopp, klopp is all you need.

bur · 08-10-2015 2:43pm

Genuinely feel like a kid on Christmas morning.

monkey9 · 08-10-2015 2:43pm

Can everybody start posting funny gifs of celebration please.

K-9 · 08-10-2015 2:44pm

Kate Burley even in on it now:

Klopp tells Sky News from his home in Germany: I will be Liverpool manager tomorrow

brevity · 08-10-2015 2:45pm

Interesting...

https://twitter.com/curtisofgeorge/status/652116993714335744

Many players should thrive under #Klopp. Joe Gomez was a #BVB target when at Charlton. His development will be a major interest for me. #LFC

Francie Barrett · 08-10-2015 2:45pm

@KayBurley 21s22 seconds ago
Klopp tells Sky News from his home in Germany: I will be Liverpool manager tomorrow

martyos121 · 08-10-2015 2:46pm

Gonna Klopp around the Kop tonight!

MightyMandarin · 08-10-2015 2:47pm

Finally we have a manager who has competed and done well at the top level of European football. We haven't had this since Rafa so I'm delighted and far more optimistic about our future than a few days ago.

Magico Gonzalez · 08-10-2015 2:48pm

martyos121 wrote: »

Gonna Klopp around the Kop tonight!

Missing the first line ...

"1 o´klopp, 2 o´klopp, 3 o'klopp klopp! "

Mr.H · 08-10-2015 2:49pm

His ours

Harry Palmr · 08-10-2015 2:50pm

All You Need is Klopp (all together now)

monkey9 · 08-10-2015 2:50pm

I hope we bring Gerrard back on loan so he can pick up a league winners medal to complete the set.

Tipsy McSwagger · 08-10-2015 2:50pm

K-9 · 08-10-2015 2:50pm

MightyMandarin wrote: »

Finally we have a manager who has competed and done well at the top level of European football. We haven't had this since Rafa so I'm delighted and far more optimistic about our future than a few days ago.

11 years since we had such a big appointment.

SlickRic · 08-10-2015 2:52pm

More excited than when Rafa joined.

Dickerty · 08-10-2015 2:53pm

SlickRic wrote: »

More excited than when Rafa joined.

Football viewing has changed in that period. I doubt there were as many regular viewers of La Liga or Bundesliga as there are now.

Of course, everyone is an expert now!

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