Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

Potential Underachiever

It will be fascinating to see how Klopp utilises this squad.

I don't give a **** about how much someone cost, how well they've played previously, it's a new slate for every last player and I can't ****ing wait!

Knex*

joe123 wrote: »

What was his preferred formation at Dortmund?

4-2-4-1.

tricky D

Mr.H wrote: »

We are all a little too happy here at the moment. No one is fighting...................................

Surely one of the resident arguers could come in and try to argue with someone lol

Klopp out!

Does that work for you?

Tipsy McSwagger

"Paddy Crerand, Bobby Charlton, Sir Alex Ferguson, Shanotheslayer, SantryRed, OneEightSeven, Fred the Red, ....... Rayne Wooney, can you hear me? Rayne Wooney ........ your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"

ArmaniJeanss

Knex. wrote: »

4-2-4-1.

Sneaky fecker with the extra player, we need more of that.

brevity

Francie Barrett wrote: »

at the airport

They look like they are about to do an arms deal.

Francie Barrett

A live stream of Klopp leaving for Liverpool just ended.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1LyxBPkjVLrGN

Bandana boy

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Love it but I hope we don't attack like a panzer, sure tanks are slow lumbering behemoths. Sure they pack firepower and well defended but there two one paced.
I'd prefer if we attacked like a light armoured division. Quick, mobile and good at exploiting gaps in defences.

ahem

WIKI wrote: »

Blitzkrieg (German, "lightning war" listen (help·info)) is an anglicised term,[a] describing a method of warfare, whereby an attacking force spearheaded by a dense concentration of armoured and motorized or mechanized infantry formations with close air support, breaks through the opponent's line of defense by short, fast, powerful attacks and then dislocates the defenders, using speed and surprise to encircle them

WIKI wrote: »

In World War II, German Panzer forces used motorized mobility, to paralyze the opponent's ability to react. Fast-moving mobile forces seized the initiative, exploited weaknesses and acted before opposing forces could respond

mormank

Right then, I'm off to book somewhere to stay in Liverpool in May for our League win celebrations!! :P

Dickerty

J Mysterio wrote: »

Ausgezeichnet.

Bless you.

Agent Coulson

Klopp becomes manager of Liverpool

Sepp Blatter & Michel Platini suspended

Messi to stand trial for tax fraud

A great day for football now if Ireland can win tonight that just might top it off as one of the greatest I remember in years.

Bandana boy

Dickerty wrote: »

Bless you.

gesundheit these days

Dickerty

brevity wrote: »

They look like they are about to do an arms deal.

I thought exactly the same thing!

He has a MIRV 2 in the boot...

dogbert27

To the rest of the league!

Harry Palmr

Knex. wrote: »

4-2-4-1.

hang on now!

tinpib

MD1990 wrote: »

You could say it's petty but my God that is excellent work. Enjoyed that post.

Agent Coulson

Harry Palmr wrote: »

hang on now!

Bandana boy

ArmaniJeanss wrote: »

Sneaky fecker with the extra player, we need more of that.

Fly Keeper

J Mysterio

Bandana boy wrote: »

Fly Keeper

Yeah, other teams only have 10 outfield players.

Wait a minute...

LuckyLloyd

Not going to celebrate yet not going to celebrate yet not goin...ah **** it:

YEOOOOOOW!!!

Harry Palmr

http://www.waterford-news.ie/2015/10/08/jurgen-klopp-agrees-deal-to-become-liverpool-manager/?

Charlie19

I've never seen such a collection of thank whoring cuntzzz in all my days.

Carry on.

MD1990

Here is what I think Klopp might set us up

---

Mignolet
Clyne----Skrtel----Lovren----Moreno

---

Lucas----Henderson--
Sturridge

---

Firmino

---

Coutinho

---

Benteke

not yet

Klopp lifts us up where we belong..

OwaynOTT

J Mysterio wrote: »

Blitzkrieg, dumkopf!

Which used light armoured divisions,mgriund troops and air support to function effectively. And in fairness it worked best in Poland because the Polish were way behind in military tech and were using horses.
It worked well in France,no my because of poor French generals, internal bickering and an over reliance on the Magoinet Line, which had left a major gap through the Ardennes where the Germans got through.
There were twice as many aircraft used in the battle of Sudan as tanks in 1940 when the broke through the Ardennes.
And the Luftwaffe did the majority of the damage as a lot of artillery and tanks were either bogged down or lacking adequate fire power.

Blitzkrieg relied heavilly on panic spread amongst defenders by retreating civilians. It also required the use of FM radios to coordinate attacks.

So panzers tanks were only a small part of the Blitkreig and the panzer III which was a major force in the earlier German victories had a top speed of only 23mph.

J Mysterio

Uh huh, sure.

Mr.H

joe123 wrote: »

What was his preferred formation at Dortmund?

4231 with his wide men coming inside and his wing backs getting forward a lot

---

Migs
Clyne----Skrtel----Sakho----Moreno

---

Lucas----Milner
Hendo

---

Coutinho

---

Sturridge

---

Beneteke


That would be his exact tactics with our side. But when attacking it changes to:

---

Migs

---

Skrtel----Sakho

---

Lucas

---

Milner
Clyne

---

Moreno

---

Hendo----Coutinho

---

Sturridge----Beneteke

Only one of the wing backs go forward at any one time but they are expected to add goals.

Also when one wing back comes forward the wide man on that side comes inside leaving the other wide man out wide to provide width.

His golden rule is that when you lose the ball you need to try to win it back within 7 seconds. So he likes a lot of high tempo pressing from his front players.

Not sure if some players will adapt for Klopp. Dont think Sturridge will press enough. We probably need a better defensive mid. Dont know if our full backs can provide goals. Our Keeper needs a change. Hendo on the other hand could shine out wide coming in field. His crossing or passing for Benteke could be a great source of goals

tricky D wrote: »

Klopp out!

Does that work for you?

Thats more like it

sabat

monkey9

5starpool wrote: »

No room for in the big multi quote the weird dude that said Moyes would be the main contender for the Liverpool job a few weeks ago and had Mick agreeing with him?

I'd say M!ck is chuffed he's site banned now.

Talisman

joe123 wrote: »

What was his preferred formation at Dortmund?

4-2-3-1

Stab*City

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/jurgen-klopp-agrees-liverpool-fc-10222296

Harry Palmr

MD1990 wrote: »

Here is what I think Klopp might set us up

---

Mignolet
Clyne----Skrtel----Lovren----Moreno

---

Lucas----Henderson--
Sturridge

---

Firmino

---

Coutinho

---

Benteke

---

Training Cone

---

Clyne---Sakho---Moreno

---

Lucas

---

Can----Hendo---Milner
--Sturridge-Coutinho-Firmino

---

Benteke

Dickerty

OwaynOTT wrote: »

It also required the use of FM radios to coordinate attacks.

This was the biggest difference in the tanks between the countries at the time!
Not exactly cutting edge, but made all the difference when changing points of attack.

Eh, I mean, YAY KLOPP!

monkey9

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Which used light armoured divisions,mgriund troops and air support to function effectively. And in fairness it worked best in Poland because the Polish were way behind in military tech and were using horses.
It worked well in France,no my because of poor French generals, internal bickering and an over reliance on the Magoinet Line, which had left a major gap through the Ardennes where the Germans got through.
There were twice as many aircraft used in the battle of Sudan as tanks in 1940 when the broke through the Ardennes.
And the Luftwaffe did the majority of the damage as a lot of artillery and tanks were either bogged down or lacking adequate fire power.

Blitzkrieg relied heavilly on panic spread amongst defenders by retreating civilians. It also required the use of FM radios to coordinate attacks.

So panzers tanks were only a small part of the Blitkreig and the panzer III which was a major force in the earlier German victories had a top speed of only 23mph.

Owayn's taking crazy to the Klopp level.

OwaynOTT

Time for a big helping of Klopp the fcuk on for the rest of the league. And for those who said Liverpool were akin to West Ham, Jurgen to regret that.

DrumSteve

Still hasn't won a game.

#kloppout.

jebidiah

And now Jurgunna believe us etc.

mormank

Just watched this video that someone posted recently. It is genuinely upsetting to watch back alot of those wins from the "The Suarez season" after not winning the title that year. Margins are so tight in football sometimes, Rodger's could have been a God in Liverpool for the rest of his life if he had just drawn one game with Chelsea back in that season, now he will be nothing but a footnote.

brevity

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Which used light armoured divisions,mgriund troops and air support to function effectively. And in fairness it worked best in Poland because the Polish were way behind in military tech and were using horses.
It worked well in France,no my because of poor French generals, internal bickering and an over reliance on the Magoinet Line, which had left a major gap through the Ardennes where the Germans got through.
There were twice as many aircraft used in the battle of Sudan as tanks in 1940 when the broke through the Ardennes.
And the Luftwaffe did the majority of the damage as a lot of artillery and tanks were either bogged down or lacking adequate fire power.

Blitzkrieg relied heavilly on panic spread amongst defenders by retreating civilians. It also required the use of FM radios to coordinate attacks.

So panzers tanks were only a small part of the Blitkreig and the panzer III which was a major force in the earlier German victories had a top speed of only 23mph.

Tanks.

Grayditch

We should have kept Brendan Rodgers on for longer. We need to be realistic about where Liverpool is, a mid table club. Klopp is never coming to Liverpool. Gary Monk.

monkey9

Here lads, do you's remember when Hicks and Gillette owned the club and Roy Hodgson was manager. :D

Dickerty

monkey9 wrote: »

Here lads, do you's remember when Hicks and Gillette owned the club and Roy Hodgson was manager. :D

Nope.

Turtyturd

That post is brilliant, and I'd say it's only a fraction of the rubbish he's posted.

POKERKING

mormank wrote: »

Just watched this video that someone posted recently. It is genuinely upsetting to watch back alot of those wins from the "The Suarez season" after not winning the title that year. Margins are so tight in football sometimes, Rodger's could have been a God in Liverpool for the rest of his life if he had just drawn one game with Chelsea back in that season, now he will be nothing but a footnote.

Still would of lost the league by a point...just saying!

Riesen_Meal

I'm ****ing ecstatic with this appointment....

Until he takes off his Mask tomorrow in the press conference and Moyes is under there... ;(

monkey9

Turtyturd wrote: »

That post is brilliant, and I'd say it's only a fraction of the rubbish he's posted.

Sure Liverpool is an option the way West Ham are an option. LOL!

Caovyn Lineah

Turtyturd wrote: »

That post is brilliant, and I'd say it's only a fraction of the rubbish he's posted.

Just a note, when he gets wind of that post just abandon the thread. I quizzed him on it in another thread the other day and the amount of flip flopping was embarrassing.

Benimar

POKERKING wrote: »

Still would of lost the league by a point...just saying!

Probably not. We lost a 3 goal lead at Palace trying to score 10, that wouldn't have happened if we just needed a win (as opposed to a hammering)

OwaynOTT

brevity wrote: »

Tanks.

You'd wanna thread lightly now.

OwaynOTT

Tank whores!