Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

5starpool

Kerrigooney wrote: »

My brother in law is getting married at the same time as our game against Spurs.

Hunky dory for you lads with your celebrating and your gifs and whatnot but I have a wedding to sabotage.

corwill

Kerrigooney wrote: »

My brother in law is getting married at the same time as our game against Spurs.

Hunky dory for you lads with your celebrating and your gifs and whatnot but I have a wedding to sabotage.

"in law", yerra he can go and f...

What a magical day

Kerrigooney

5starpool wrote: »

I'm gutted. I think I've got the job of putting the ribbons and balloons on the cars so I might be able to sneak away to the pub.

Vicxas

This has gone from the worst thread on Boards to the equivalent of text cocaine.

Very exciting times ahead

OwaynOTT

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

That's what a managerial "upgrade" is.

Yeah but it's a 36 month contract. What happened to 18 month contracts and sure if we get him water damaged in the meantime, we have to pay full price for a new manager.

5starpool

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I'm gutted. I think I've got the job of putting the ribbons and balloons on the cars so I might be able to sneak away to the pub.

Delegate with the help of a €20 note to a relatively trustworthy teenager and get yourself to the pub. Feck them, no one will notice you're gone probably.

Royal Legend

I think we have been conned, those Germans are not that good at football anymore

if this goes as well as we all think, (hope and pray) then should we re-name the Kop, the Klopp

Harry Palmr

I can tell you one thing - I don't want Klopp to bother with Hummels and Gundogand, maybe a cheeky bid for O'Shea and Long.

MD1990

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/652239420607852544


nice tweet from the club. Lets hope both clubs have great seasons ahead.

Iused2likebusts

Harry Palmr wrote: »

I can tell you one thing - I don't want Klopp to bother with Hummels and Gundogand, maybe a cheeky bid for O'Shea and Long.

They both signed for Utd last may I thought.

Harry Palmr

Ah Mr Hubris strikes again.

Piers Morgan‏@piersmorgan

If Liverpool sack Rodgers and bring in Klopp, I will self-immolate.
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Gbear

His Kloppness' first 10 games:

Spuds (A)
Kazan (H)
Southampton (H)
B'Mouth (H)
Chelsea (A)
Kazan (A)
Palace (H)
City (A)
Bordeaux (H)
Swansea (H)

Tough.

If we're still floundering a bit after that we're into a fairly straightforward December.
Hopefully that'll be a chance to settle down and get some momentum going. Might be too late for EL or LC by then but we'll have to see.

Very curious to see how he goes about getting this squad off the ground - will he slowly integrate it for the time being and try to be quite reserved until we reach that December pit stop or will he just have us go at spurs like a ravening horde from the get go?

As excited as I am, I have no idea what to expect. I'm fairly sure things aren't going to go smoothly straight away though - we're already months into the season and even if this team has used elements of the style Klopp likes to play at times, it's going to be a lot harder to hit the ground running when the rest of the league has already shaken off the summer cobwebs.

Royal Legend

Can't get "ring of fire" out of my head tonight

cannot wait to hear what song Klopp gets off the Kop.

OwaynOTT

Gbear wrote: »

His Kloppness' first 10 games:

Spuds (A)
Kazan (H)
Southampton (H)
B'Mouth (H)
Chelsea (A)
Kazan (A)
Palace (H)
City (A)
Bordeaux (H)
Swansea (H)

Tough.
.

Should get 30 points from those games and be top of the league by Christmas. Next year is definitely our year!

5starpool

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Should get 30 points from those games and be top of the league by Christmas. Next year is definitely our year!

If they start awarding premier league points for Europa League and League games we might be in with a chance alright.

murpho999

corwill wrote: »

I know he wasn't looking at her tits because she simply doesn't have any.

Tusky

Klopp's preferred 11?

---

Sturridge/Benteke

Firmino

---

Coutiniho

---

Ings

---

Milner---Henderson

Moreno----Sakho----Skrtel

---

Clyne

---

Mingolet

cunnifferous

murpho999 wrote: »

I know he wasn't looking at her tits because she simply doesn't have any.

Keep it classy

J Mysterio

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Yeah but it's a 36 month contract. What happened to 18 month contracts and sure if we get him water damaged in the meantime, we have to pay full price for a new manager.

Get to fck

Grayditch

Jaysus.

K-9

Tusky wrote: »

Klopp's preferred 11?

---

Sturridge/Benteke

Firmino

---

Coutiniho

---

Ings

---

Milner---Henderson

Moreno----Sakho----Skrtel

---

Clyne

---

Mingolet

That's upside down.

Well I think so anyway!

murpho999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGFwJ2xsgvU

He's done his first interview in Dublin.

Tusky

K-9 wrote: »

That's upside down.

Well I think so anyway!

Yeah but it makes more sense doesn't it? I'm a trendsetter.

murpho999

cunnifferous wrote: »

Keep it classy

Just telling the truth,nothing unclassy about that.

MightyMandarin

murpho999 wrote: »

I know he wasn't looking at her tits because she simply doesn't have any.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's bad out man.


Also, she's still pretty hot so it wouldn't bother most men, including myself.

Ulysses Gaze

niallo27

MightyMandarin wrote: »

I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's bad out man.


Also, she's still pretty hot so it wouldn't bother most men, including myself.

Why is it bad. She has none. He is just pointing out the truth.

murpho999

MightyMandarin wrote: »

I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's bad out man.


Also, she's still pretty hot so it wouldn't bother most men, including myself.

I never said she wasn't pretty just pointing out that she's flat chested so Brendan wasn't doing what he was accused of.

No need to get so moralistic about it.

Knex*

Last time we hired a manager, we went with Rodgers who we hoped that when he reached his potential, he would be in the same class as Jurgen Klopp.

This time, we just went out and got Jurgen Klopp.

I hope we see a similar trend with regards to transfers in the future.

Speak Now

niallo27 wrote: »

Why is it bad. She has none. He is just pointing out the truth.

Probably a difference between small and none though!

MightyMandarin

niallo27 wrote: »

Why is it bad. She has none. He is just pointing out the truth.

I know she probably doesn't even know what boards is, but it's just distasteful, without hopping on the pc brigade too much. He probably was staring at them anyway irrespective of how small they are.

murpho999

MightyMandarin wrote: »

I know she probably doesn't even know what boards is, but it's just distasteful, without hopping on the pc brigade too much. He probably was staring at them anyway irrespective of how small they are.

How is saying that a girl is flat chested distasteful?

JohnDaniels

@BenSmithBBC
Jurgen Klopp signed his #LFC contract in the same room of the same hotel as Rafa Benitez

As a club we really do love sentimentality and I ****ing love that we do . . .

corwill

murpho999 wrote: »

How is saying that a girl is flat chested distasteful?

Jaysis, this is like that other lad.

Kerrigooney

Are we fighting again now?

The new manager bounce didn't last long.

Grayditch

corwill

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Are we fighting again now?

The new manager bounce didn't last long.

The latest row is down to a lack of bounce as well, supposedly.

monkey9

JohnDaniels wrote: »

@BenSmithBBC
Jurgen Klopp signed his #LFC contract in the same room of the same hotel as Rafa Benitez

As a club we really do love sentimentality and I ****ing love that we do . . .

And just like Rafa, Klopp's first game in charge is away to Spurs.

monkey9

Alonso77

Oct 8th 2015. What a day to be an Irish Pool fan.

OwaynOTT

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Are we fighting again now?

The new manager bounce didn't last long.

Yeah we are, do you have a problem with it?

Sir Gallagher

JohnDaniels wrote: »

@BenSmithBBC
Jurgen Klopp signed his #LFC contract in the same room of the same hotel as Rafa Benitez

Bit awkward, did they have to call security for Rafa?

Grayditch

Is he bringing in his own two boys? I've nothing against our lads, but a solid working unit would surely be better.

garra

Grayditch wrote: »

Is he bringing in his own two boys? I've nothing against our lads, but a solid working unit would surely be better.

BBC reported that earlier, his own 2 boys coming in.

Grayditch

garra wrote: »

BBC reported that earlier, his own 2 boys coming in.

Ah ok, I missed that with all the excitement.

clever user name

Kerrigooney wrote: »

My brother in law is getting married at the same time as our game against Spurs.

Hunky dory for you lads with your celebrating and your gifs and whatnot but I have a wedding to sabotage.

I'm so confused

tinpib

Ye boys crack me up.

What a day.

Beating Germany.

And having Klopp looking after things

Right now, I'm NOT joking.

It's higher state of consciousness, jules skin long epis mix.

Follwoed by Sasha Rabbitweed.

That's how I feel.

That sums it all up.

Zak Flaps

Hopefully his arrival will kickstart our season.

Kerrigooney

clever user name wrote: »

I'm so confused

You're easily confused then.

I'm married to his sister,making him my brother in law. Unless you're confused by something else?