Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

K-9

Turtyturd wrote: »

There's A****** fans everywhere, tbf.

Indeed, but Twitter especially gives then too much oxygen.

x43r0

What did this tweet say??

marno21

Ridiculous stuff. Gomez abused for congratulating one of his likely future teammates, and compatriot.

Turtyturd

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

They even have their own thread:-0

Between you and Gbear the art of subtlety is taking a battering this week.

Gbear

Turtyturd wrote: »

Between you and Gbear the art of subtlety is taking a battering this week.

It took me a good 20 minutes of staring at that post blankly before I realised that I'd ****ed up.:o

But then I got all the thanks anyway.:pac:

I may be thick, but so's everyone else here!

Agent Coulson

So Allen, Lallana & Coutinho out, Henderson more than likely out Firmino still not up to pace our midfield doesn't look healthy for the game at the weekend.


----Milner

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Lucas----Can----

It's got to be the quietest build up to this game in years.

Most people's I've talked to expecting a dour game

mosstin

x43r0 wrote: »

What did this tweet say??

"Congratulations Wayne."

smileyj1987

Agent Coulson wrote: »

So Allen, Lallana & Coutinho out, Henderson more than likely out Firmino still not up to pace our midfield doesn't look healthy for the game at the weekend.


----Milner

---

Lucas----Can----

I don't think that's too bad of a midfield they did a good job against arsenal

Agent Coulson

smileyj1987 wrote: »

I don't think that's too bad of a midfield they did a good job against arsenal

Neither Lucas or Can have shown they can play for 90 minutes in midfield yet this season and no one to replace either one or both of them when their legs go after 60 minutes.

Firmino hasn't played a full 90 yet either.



I wouldn't fear Utd to be honest they are nothing special either I just think we will run out of legs.

Kerrigooney

smileyj1987 wrote: »

I don't think that's too bad of a midfield they did a good job against arsenal

Yeah but Arsenal are ****.

Subtle enough?

corwill

rarnes1 wrote: »

It's got to be the quietest build up to this game in years.

Most people's I've talked to expecting a dour game

It'll be a minger. I'm not watching it without most of a gallon of porter inside me.

~Rebel~

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Neither Lucas or Can have shown they can play for 90 minutes in midfield yet this season and no one to replace either one or both of them when their legs go after 60 minutes.

Firmino hasn't played a full 90 yet either.



I wouldn't fear Utd to be honest they are nothing special either I just think we will run out of legs.

Yeah, really think we need to start hard and try to get a goal or two ahead in the first half. We really don't look threatening in the final half hour.

Hopefully Lucas and Can's fitness will have improved a step or two over therapist 2 weeks anyway.

Kerrigooney

It could be an awful bore of a game...both teams have been rubbish so far.

marklazarcovic

im predicting we will play great and get beat,leaving us even more fckin bewildered

5starpool

Firmino only played late last night and will only get back to the UK tomorrow. I don't think match sharpness is a problem at this stage, but he still probably won't have adjusted to the PL I think.

Iused2likebusts

rarnes1 wrote: »

It's got to be the quietest build up to this game in years.

Most people's I've talked to expecting a dour game

Both teams have been the two poorest attacking teams to watch in the league to date.

Iused2likebusts

Iused2likebusts wrote: »

Both teams have been the two poorest attacking teams to watch in the league to date.

Very true

A 3-3 cracker it is!

Agent Coulson

Both teams have spent over half a billion on players between them in the last three season and both look terrible.

Agent Coulson

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Both teams have spent over half a billion on players between them in the last three season and both look terrible.

Jaysus!

corwill

I have an appalling premonition of Felbowllaini being told to stand beside Nervol and balls being rained on to the pair of them until Dejan runs from the stadium with tears running down his face and ****e down his legs, never to be seen again. Or maybe turning up in Marco Boogers' caravan in about a month.

K-9

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Both teams have spent over half a billion on players between them in the last three season and both look terrible.

Hard to argue with that tbh.

Another 3-0 and the P45 will be done up for Rodgers.

BullBlackNova

What is genuinely frightening is that a combined United/Liverpool team at the minute doesn't touch Chelsea or City. And, if they could avoid injury, Arsenal would likely finish ahead of it too. After so much spend by both sides, that's dreadful.

Did somebody say combined teams??!

BullBlackNova

rarnes1 wrote: »

Did somebody say combined teams??!

With Michael Owen as manager.

Duh.

K-9

rarnes1 wrote: »

Did somebody say combined teams??!

Nobody is that bothered any more, they are that bad.

K-9

K-9 wrote: »

Nobody is that bothered any more, they are that bad.

Maybe a combined 5 a side is best these days

K-9

Fr. Ted style.

Turtyturd

Mignolet

Skrtel Revlon

Coutinho

Ings.

sweetie

Is it sky or BT on Saturday lads?

Agent Coulson

sweetie wrote: »

Is it sky or BT on Saturday lads?

Sky

Turtyturd

sweetie wrote: »

Is it sky or BT on Saturday lads?

Sky.

J Mysterio

corwill wrote: »

Nervol

Nice

garra

sweetie wrote: »

Is it sky or BT on Saturday lads?

Let me youtube that for you..

Kirby

That is some of the worst commentary I've ever heard. Better off muting it and enjoying the goals.

J Mysterio

Owen celebrates like a GAA player in that video there, which is actually kind of cool. No affectation.

~Rebel~

Kirby wrote: »

That is some of the worst commentary I've ever heard. Better off muting it and enjoying the goals.

Yeah, pretty shocking alright.

That list would be quite different now I think, quite a few crackers came after those.

Torres had a pair of iconic ones in successive seasons making fools of Vidic and Ferdinand respectively, and of course Riise's would be in there.

x43r0

~Rebel~ wrote: »

....and of course Riise's would be in there.

Dickerty

J Mysterio wrote: »

Owen celebrates like a GAA player in that video there, which is actually kind of cool. No affectation.

Unfortunately, it was against Barthez, so it doesn't count.

Paddy Berger could have been a great only for that knee injury against Leeds, in that Viduka game...

kfallon

Dickerty wrote: »

Paddy Berger could have been a great only for that knee injury against Leeds, in that Viduka game...

Paddy B was great! But I know what you mean!
Was it 4 goals in his first 2 games for Liverpool? (2 as a sub v Leicester and 2 v Chelsea)

kfallon

If you want to talk about great goals against Man Utd....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOkZOcMjBe4

Go to 2min 33sec here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2MJRUBxVw

And of course Peter B's hat trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY3cJwsRttY

Nerdlingr

Looking at those clips again, Steve McMahon was probably one of the most under-rated players ever. Brilliant midfielder. Had it all.

MonkeyTennis

Daniel Sturridge is back in training today

Kerrigooney

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Daniel Sturridge is back in training today

It's been 6 mins...is he injured yet?

Kerrigooney

Seems Henderson isn't back at training yet. Can count him out for the weekend so.

Turtyturd

kfallon

Nerdlingr wrote: »

Looking at those clips again, Steve McMahon was probably one of the most under-rated players ever. Brilliant midfielder. Had it all.

Him and Whelan, they could do it all! None of this "I'm a holding midfielder" bull! Tackle, pass, score goals!

Potential Underachiever

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's been 6 mins...is he injured yet?

It's been well over 6 mins, has anyone done a Sturridge injury joke yet?

5starpool

Was the pre match PC not on today? It's usually 2 days before games in the mornings.

Kerrigooney

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

It's been well over 6 mins, has anyone done a Sturridge injury joke yet?