Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

Nerdlingr

Ha Ha, Tipsey living up to his name. Good man. Are people actully taking him seriously?? :P:D:D

Harry Palmr

Nerdlingr wrote: »

Ha Ha, Tipsey living up to his name. Good man. Are people actully taking him seriously?? :P:D:D

He knows how to clear a room...bye.

JohnDaniels

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

He's a backup keeper and should have been replaced during the summer. The issue is, who would you replace him with?

We have people at the club who are paid huge amounts of money to answer that question. I certainly don't have enough knowledge of keepers available to start bull****ting about replacement. The reailty is he isnt good enough. I wouldn't be surprised if Rodgers throws Bogdan in out of the blue as apparently he was going mental on the side lines a few times when Migs failed to release it quickly. The mistake itself was only part of what I thought was one of his worst games ever which is saying something.

brevity

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

Tipsy's useless 6

Mignolet - Worst keeper in the league, has worse distribution than zavvi.com
Skrtel - Should have been sold years ago, looks dumb plays dumb
Lovren - Put a scarecrow in his position and it will play better
Allen - Rodgers little adopted child, should be playing for Watford or Burnley
Can - Slows down the play so much I thought my Telly had froze
Firmino - Girly man who looks like Gok Wan's sister, hasn't the bottle for the Premier League

Agree apart from Can and Firmino. With a manager who knows how to get the best out of them, they could be valuable players for us.

murpho999

Nerdlingr wrote: »

They usually do, but where's the problem with hoping Firminho plays and scores against Carlisle. Its inane.

Just reminds me of people hoping that Andy Carroll would get going in lower level cup games. Often a sign of doom.

LiamoSail

NukaCola wrote: »

Firmino written off after 237 minutes of football. There are no words.

I reckon he'll be a flop. Not because of his performances, ability or potential, but because Liverpool have signed him for big money and players Liverpool sign for big money usually flop

googled eyes

I think as long as Rodgers is here then there is a risk of things not working out with Firmino.

The sooner AnceKloppi arrives the better, for all our players

mada999

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

We haven't been realistic top 4 challengers since 2009. That's why.

we had every chance to get the top 4 last season but Mr. Rodgers threw in the towel early....

Tipsy McSwagger

brevity wrote: »

Agree apart from Can and Firmino. With a manager who knows how to get the best out of them, they could be valuable players for us.

Fair enough but when I thought about Can it occurred to me he adds absolutely nothing to the team.

weldoninhio

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

Tipsy's useless 6

Mignolet - Worst keeper in the league, has worse distribution than zavvi.com
Skrtel - Should have been sold years ago, looks dumb plays dumb
Lovren - Put a scarecrow in his position and it will play better
Allen - Rodgers little adopted child, should be playing for Watford or Burnley
Can - Slows down the play so much I thought my Telly had froze
Firmino - Girly man who looks like Gok Wan's sister, hasn't the bottle for the Premier League

Hard to argue with those points. I think Can will turn out to be a good player, although maybe not in the Premiership.

NukaCola

x43r0 wrote: »

You gotta love those google translate paragraphs!

It reads like my homework when used copy off someone else and use the thesaurus to change some words so the teacher wouldn't cop it

Used the new thesaurus.
Nothing to write house about.

~Rebel~

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

Fair enough but when I thought about Can it occurred to me he adds absolutely nothing to the team.

He's a player who needs a good coach to mould him. He actually has pretty much everything...pace carrying the ball, tackling, physicality, passing ability, athleticism. What he needs is the right coach to show him when to do what. He wastes a lot of energy bombing around without achieving anything, when a bit more experience and knowledge would see him use this energy more effectively.

Very very much like a young Henderson. I think Shelvey had a similar issue, though over the past while he's learned exactly that lesson. I'd be surprised if by 23 Can wasn't showing a similar/greater level of performance.

I think Can would benefit the most from Klopp coming in.

Agent Coulson

Did we ever replace Dr. Zaf?

Dr. Eva quit today I wonder would she move out of London and up to Liverpool to help our injury prone players.

Iused2likebusts

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Did we ever replace Dr. Zaf?

Dr. Eva quit today I wonder would she move out of London and up to Liverpool to help our injury prone players.

Would be a great signing probably the real reason willian picked Chelsea over us

Caovyn Lineah

weldoninhio wrote: »

Hard to argue with those points. I think Can will turn out to be a good player, although maybe not in the Premiership.

So you 100% believe that Mignolet is THE worst keeper in the premier league?

GotTheTshirt

Back to fkin normal. The two lads have made sh!t of the thread once again.

Am I the only one who has a suspicion that they're the same person up to some ridiculous game with fk all else to do?

Tipsy McSwagger

weldoninhio wrote: »

Hard to argue with those points. I think Can will turn out to be a good player, although maybe not in the Premiership.

I admit I'm being hard on Can but he is like the invisible man this season, hope he proves me wrong and Firmino does too, the other four are lost causes though.

Caovyn Lineah

GotTheTshirt wrote: »

Back to fkin normal. The two lads have made sh!t of the thread once again.

Am I the only one who has a suspicion that they're the same person up to some ridiculous game with fk all else to do?

Who?

monkey9

JohnDaniels wrote: »

We have people at the club who are paid huge amounts of money to answer that question. I certainly don't have enough knowledge of keepers available to start bull****ting about replacement. The reailty is he isnt good enough. I wouldn't be surprised if Rodgers throws Bogdan in out of the blue as apparently he was going mental on the side lines a few times when Migs failed to release it quickly. The mistake itself was only part of what I thought was one of his worst games ever which is saying something.

I absolutely agree with your first sentence here. Just because you're not a one man scouting team doesn't mean you're not entitled to express a view that a player isn't good enough.

Personally, Mignolet isn't good enough overall but I really don't think he's a priority replacement right now. He actually hasn't been too bad over the past few months, but you can never trust him.

I wouldn't mind Bogdan playing his way into the first team if he gets a chance because I don't think there is too much between both keepers.

Turtyturd

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

Who?

Don't get too upset. I'd say you're included.

Caovyn Lineah

Turtyturd wrote: »

Don't get too upset. I'd say you're included.

That's a horrendous accusation.

Turtyturd

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

That's a horrendous accusation.

Want to make a wager on if I'm right or not?

Grayditch

monkey9 wrote: »

I absolutely agree with your first sentence here. Just because you're not a one man scouting team doesn't mean you're not entitled to express a view that a player isn't good enough.

I'm also on board with this.

Grayditch

Turtyturd wrote: »

Don't get too upset. I'd say you're included.

Ok, who would you replace him with?

Caovyn Lineah

Turtyturd wrote: »

Want to make a wager on if I'm right or not?

Go for it. A gentlemans bet,ill loosen that term just for you.

googled eyes

Lewandowski lads !

Caovyn Lineah

googled eyes wrote: »

Lewandowski lads !

Rodgers out for not attempting to sign him

Caovyn Lineah

Oh and Balotelli scored a free kick for Milan tonight.

Agent Coulson

googled eyes wrote: »

Lewandowski lads !

5 goals 9 minutes crazy.

I don't think I have ever seen a double hat-trick it would be amazing to see.

Caovyn Lineah

Agent Coulson wrote: »

5 goals 9 minutes crazy.

I don't think I have ever seen a double hat-trick it would be amazing to see.

He just had one cleared off the line too

Turtyturd

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

Go for it. A gentlemans bet,ill loosen that term just for you.

Touch a nerve princess?

Caovyn Lineah

Turtyturd wrote: »

Touch a nerve princess?

You have an awful high opinion of yourself sir.

Thread is a car crash the past few days. No idea why

googled eyes

rarnes1 wrote: »

Thread is a car crash the past few days. No idea why

Blame Brendan

Caovyn Lineah

rarnes1 wrote: »

Thread is a car crash the past few days. No idea why

What would you like to discuss to get it back on track?

Kerrigooney

Agent Coulson wrote: »

5 goals 9 minutes crazy.

I don't think I have ever seen a double hat-trick it would be amazing to see.

It's taken us 7 games to score 5 goals

Turtyturd

rarnes1 wrote: »

Thread is a car crash the past few days. No idea why

What do you mean by that?

K-9

GotTheTshirt wrote: »

Back to fkin normal. The two lads have made sh!t of the thread once again.

Am I the only one who has a suspicion that they're the same person up to some ridiculous game with fk all else to do?

Could be another SotS type thing. Something odd all right.

Jesus Wept

Cheeky bid for Lewandowski, seems in form and could do a job at left back forming a partnership with McLovernIT

Turtyturd

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's taken us 7 games to score 5 goals

One of them have posted this in the humour thread haven't they?

googled eyes

Remember the good auld days when you could drop an NSFW gif right about now to break the tension

googled eyes

Turtyturd wrote: »

One of them have posted this in the humour thread haven't they?

Not yet but I'd wager it'll be in there soon

Kerrigooney

Turtyturd wrote: »

One of them have posted this in the humour thread haven't they?

Not sure. I don't bother with the humour thread too much any more...same pair of pricks seem to be doing most of the posting. If it was funny I wouldn't mind but most of it is just....ugh. Usually get more laughs in here anyway. Tipsy's post earlier for example.

Turtyturd

Turtyturd wrote: »

What do you mean by that?

I actually meant a train :pac:

Washington Irving

googled eyes wrote: »

Remember the good auld days when you could drop an NSFW gif right about now to break the tension

Thems were the days. Till the voice of reason had a say.

Buford T. Justice XIX

GotTheTshirt wrote: »

Back to fkin normal. The two lads have made sh!t of the thread once again.

Am I the only one who has a suspicion that they're the same person up to some ridiculous game with fk all else to do?

The old ignore function is great on two accounts.

You don't get annoyed with the constant static.

And 40 post pages go down to about 5:)

K-9

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

The old ignore function is great on two accounts.

You don't get annoyed with the constant static.

And 40 post pages go down to about 5:)

I have everybody except you on ignore. This is me just rambling.

BorneTobyWilde

googled eyes wrote: »

Blame Brendan

I just want anybody else
When I think about him
I cut myself

Damien360

rarnes1 wrote: »

Thread is a car crash the past few days. No idea why

Agreed. Very hard to read. One poster in particular is cluster bombing the thread with one line attacks.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Just saw this, erm, elsewhere. On this day in 1993, Robbie Fowler had his debut and this goal.