Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015/16 (*EVERYONE READ MOD POST in OP)

PhiloCypher · 23-09-2015 9:00pm

What the fcuk is Milner doing taking corners, he's Aspas levels of ****e at them. Its like he thinks as stand in captain he has to do as Gerrard did for oh so many years and hit the first man.

Grayditch · 23-09-2015 9:00pm

There are some parts of this game, I'd love to have on video, sit Brendan down and say, please, please, explain what was going on here.

Riesen_Meal · 23-09-2015 9:00pm

Glad I can't find a proper stream of this!

Think I'll go out and watch the kids kicking ball on the green outside my house, sounds like a better match tbf.... :P

mosstin · 23-09-2015 9:01pm

K-9 wrote: »

Clock would be ticking.

Each loss or bad result lessens the time he gets.

Bad result now and Villa, its a matter of weeks not months anymore.

Sure, the clock is ticking. I think though that the owners, having invested heavily, will allow until Christmas to see how things are, allowing the players a settling in period.
Ridiculous but plausible.

Agent Coulson · 23-09-2015 9:01pm

Grayditch wrote: »

There are some parts of this game, I'd love to have on video, sit Brendan down and say, please, please, explain what was going on here.

I'd love to read that notebook he is always writing in and see does it explain anything.

corwill · 23-09-2015 9:03pm

Agent Coulson wrote: »

I'd love to read that notebook he is always writing in and see does it explain anything.

"Note to self - buy more Colgate and San Tropez".

Kerrigooney · 23-09-2015 9:03pm

Grayditch wrote: »

There are some parts of this game, I'd love to have on video, sit Brendan down and say, please, please, explain what was going on here.

Our corner that 2 touches later ended up with Bogdan was a particular favourite

Hangballlouie · 23-09-2015 9:04pm

8-10 wrote: »

In other news the guy who scored the opening try for France tonight looks a bit like Emre Can

With that in mind I'm going to keep pretending I'm watching Liverpool

I stopped watching the French a couple of years back when Sébastien Chabal retired. That was one handsome fcuker.

Francie Barrett · 23-09-2015 9:04pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xre7ycwJ6l0

Aspas score the middle two goals for blue in this compilation. Nice work.

Agent Coulson · 23-09-2015 9:06pm

Aspas brace sends Celta de Vigo top of the league for now.

Riesen_Meal · 23-09-2015 9:06pm

Agent Coulson wrote: »

I'd love to read that notebook he is always writing in and see does it explain anything.

I'd say it goes like this -

Post match analysis by Brendan age 42 and a half

"Courage"
"Outstanding"
"Great Character"
"Carlisle did well for the goal"
"Bogdan was fantastic"
"Excellent performance"

Charlie19 · 23-09-2015 9:06pm

~Rebel~ wrote: »

He really wasn't.

Showed plenty of great little touches, but was too lightweight for the league. The corner thing is the overriding memory, but he was clearly a decent player, just not a premier league player.

Maybe not a prick.

Grayditch · 23-09-2015 9:10pm

What a shot of the crowds faces there, my word!

Hidalgo · 23-09-2015 9:15pm

Hangball Doughboy wrote: »

I stopped watching the French a couple of years back when Sébastien Chabal retired. That was one handsome fcuker.

The French No.2, now that's fantastic hair. Like something out of a fairytale

klose · 23-09-2015 9:15pm

Agent Coulson wrote: »

I'd love to read that notebook he is always writing in and see does it explain anything.

Anybody have the paul ince gif handy :pac:

Grayditch · 23-09-2015 9:25pm

If I didn't know any better, I'd think I was watching us struggle to beat Carlisle, while the manager's job was on the line.

Harry Palmr · 23-09-2015 9:32pm

15 minutes from non viable.

Vicxas · 23-09-2015 9:33pm

The joy of Milner is quickly fading away...

dogbert27 · 23-09-2015 9:33pm

Grayditch wrote: »

If I didn't know any better, I'd think I was watching us struggle to beat Carlisle, while the manager's job was on the line.

Read a stat today that the last three non premier league teams we faced at this stage of the cup took us to extra time. Boro last year, Notts County and Northampton with Hodgson.

I won't be surprised if Carlisle take us to extra time.

23-09-2015 9:34pm

Gonna lose this

dogbert27 · 23-09-2015 9:37pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

Gonna lose this

Read another stat today that we've played Carlisle 8 times, won 6 and drew 2.

With Rodgers breaking records for the wrong reasons my immediate thought was we're going to lose.

Kerrigooney · 23-09-2015 9:38pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

Gonna lose this

I wouldn't be surprised to see Lovren give away a stupid penalty.

jpboard1 · 23-09-2015 9:40pm

33 shots on goal.

dogbert27 · 23-09-2015 9:46pm

jpboard1 wrote: »

33 shots on goal.

Us or Carlisle?

Vicxas · 23-09-2015 9:47pm

Carlisle fans singing 'you're getting sacked in the morning'

With this performance they wouldn't be far off....

Agent Coulson · 23-09-2015 9:48pm

Even if we win this it's a total fcuking joke.

mosstin · 23-09-2015 9:48pm

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I wouldn't be surprised to see Lovren give away a stupid penalty.

And Lallana to step up and miss it.

Turtyturd · 23-09-2015 9:48pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

Gonna lose this

I hope we hang on for a famous draw to f*ck up all those bets that really took place.

murpho999 · 23-09-2015 9:49pm

Well regardless of what happens now it looks like Rodgers' days are numbered.

A great pity, as after the title challenge of 2014 I thought we had found a diamond.

jpboard1 · 23-09-2015 9:49pm

dogbert27 wrote: »

Us or Carlisle?

Liverpool have now had 36 shots on goal to Carlisle's 3

Ulysses Gaze · 23-09-2015 9:50pm

murpho999 wrote: »

Well regardless of what happens now it looks like Rodgers' days are numbered.

A great pity, as after the title challenge of 2014 I thought we had found a diamond.

We had....and sold him to Barcelona.

klose · 23-09-2015 9:51pm

jpboard1 wrote: »

33 shots on goal.

The majority being long range pot shots which is in itself another worrying stat

Agent Coulson · 23-09-2015 9:51pm

murpho999 wrote: »

Well regardless of what happens now it looks like Rodgers' days are numbered.

A great pity, as after the title challenge of 2014 I thought we had found a diamond.

Maybe if kept playing with a diamond midfield he have done better.

Harry Palmr · 23-09-2015 9:51pm

OUT
OUT
OUT

23-09-2015 9:51pm

This is like the Hodgson days. In fact it's worse as Hodgson had no money to spend

Rodgers is destroying the club.

Caovyn Lineah · 23-09-2015 9:51pm

Whatever about the manager and other players, Coutinho has been nothing short of disgraceful.

Tipsy McSwagger · 23-09-2015 9:51pm

Outstanding

dogbert27 · 23-09-2015 9:52pm

jpboard1 wrote: »

Liverpool have now had 36 shots on goal to Carlisle's 3

So they have a 33% accuracy rate compared to our 2.7%.

OUTSTANDING!!

Knex* · 23-09-2015 9:54pm

Wonder what's going through Rodgers' mind right now, I genuinely do. Is he actually in the right mindset to prepare his players properly, or he literally just thinking, "Oh ****. Oh ****".

Agent Coulson · 23-09-2015 9:54pm

klose wrote: »

Anybody have the paul ince gif handy :pac:

I think you might be on to something.

35 long range shots at goal tonight!

SlickRic · 23-09-2015 9:54pm

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

Whatever about the manager and other players, Coutinho has been nothing short of disgraceful.

You still want to give Rodgers until Christmas?

Riesen_Meal · 23-09-2015 9:55pm

That's enough of that now, he'd be a better man to resign now...

klose · 23-09-2015 9:57pm

Fieldog wrote: »

That's enough of that now, he'd be a better man to resign now...

And miss out on that money? Would he ****.

martyos121 · 23-09-2015 9:58pm

Fieldog wrote: »

That's enough of that now, he'd be a better man to resign now...

That doesn't happen in football anymore. He'd have to have a severe mental disability to even think about resigning. If he's sacked, he won't have to find a new job for well over a year due to severance.

K-9 · 23-09-2015 9:58pm

jpboard1 wrote: »

33 shots on goal.

Well not really on goal.

Coutinho must have had 6 since he came on.

Caovyn Lineah · 23-09-2015 10:00pm

SlickRic wrote: »

You still want to give Rodgers until Christmas?

If we had won 10-0 would you have changed your mind?

A pathetic result but this competition is of no concern to me.

murpho999 · 23-09-2015 10:01pm

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

We had....and sold him to Barcelona.

I was referring more to the manager, it appears he's lost the dressing room as there are good players in the squad but they appear not to want to play for him.

Grayditch · 23-09-2015 10:02pm

Crowd having their say, now.

SlickRic · 23-09-2015 10:03pm

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

If we had won 10-0 would you have changed your mind?

A pathetic result but this competition is of no concern to me.

A straight yes would've been fine.

dogbert27 · 23-09-2015 10:03pm

Caovyn Lineah wrote: »

A pathetic result but this competition is of no concern to me.

Really? Maybe you should inform the club to stop trying to win it as currently Liverpool have won it the most times out of any team in England.

All that wasted effort. :rolleyes:

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