Joya's Joyous Jumphouse

Lithium93_

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Aww! Well ya kept that one quiet!

Good for you though. Does she like Alter Bridge?

Not everything needs plastering on Facebook for everyone to see, thank you , i'm working on the Alter Bridge conversion....

Shiminay wrote: »

Someone's playing his cards very close to his chest... :P

^^^^
Damn it, i swear i had something smart for that.

x Purple Pawprints x

Lithium93_ wrote:

Not everything needs plastering on Facebook for everyone to see, thank you , i'm working on the Alter Bridge conversion....

I know.. I didn't mean it like that.

And good.

Joya

Shiminay wrote: »

I don't really get what that's supposed to mean Joya?.

Meaning believe it or not man can learn to not release semen during orgasm..
it does require practice and putting your sexual energy under control of conscious will
not a path for many
but you don't need to chop a part of your body off.

Just sayin ...

x Purple Pawprints x

Not a lot of guys would want to do that I'd imagine.

Lithium93_

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

I know.. I didn't mean it like that.

And good.

Not even sure why i even added the Facebook bit, but i digress... Getting someone to like a band takes time...

Joya

Joya wrote: »

Meaning believe it or not man can learn to not release semen during orgasm..
it does require practice and putting your sexual energy under control of will
not a path for many
but you don't need to chop a part of your body off.

Just sayin �� ...

I'm not sure this would be the most foolproof and trustworthy method.

x Purple Pawprints x

Lithium93_ wrote:

Not even sure why i even added the Facebook bit, but i digress... Getting someone to like a band takes time...

I agree though, not everything has to be all over Facebook, you're right.

True, it does. My ex already knew AB strangely enough. He did insist on mispronouncing Tremonti to p1ss me off though.

Angron

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

I agree though, not everything has to be all over Facebook, you're right.

True, it does. My ex already knew AB strangely enough. He did insist on mispronouncing Tremonti to p1ss me off though.

Tre-minty? :pac:

x Purple Pawprints x

Angron wrote:

Tre-minty?

Close enough! He used to say Tre-menti. Much to my annoyance.

Shiminay

Joya wrote: »

Meaning believe it or not man can learn to not release semen during orgasm..
it does require practice and putting your sexual energy under control of conscious will
not a path for many
but you don't need to chop a part of your body off.

Just sayin �� ...

Oh, yea, I've studied Tantra, and have a pretty good control of such things. Most men don't seem to realise that orgasm and ejaculation aren't the same thing, but what you're proposing is not even slightly safe as it doesn't account for pre-ejaculate which has lower but non-zero traces of sperm and is almost as bad as the Catholics and their "rhythm method."

Anyway, no one is chopping anything off - you know a vasectomy is a tiny snip of the vas deferens - the tiny tube that connects the testes (where sperm is produced) to the seminal fluid prior to ejaculation It's sore and uncomfortable for 2 days tops and tender for 2 weeks, but then it's done.

aaronjumper

Lithium93_ wrote: »

You'd have plenty of breakfast throughout the night :pac:, if one catches my drift

Oh my, Lith that mind of yours will get you in trouble.

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd make sure you had your breakfast

Pure and utter filth! I like it.

Joya wrote: »

Meaning believe it or not man can learn to not release semen during orgasm..
it does require practice and putting your sexual energy under control of conscious will
not a path for many
but you don't need to chop a part of your body off.

Just sayin ...

Umm what about pre cum? You can get pregnant off that too it's not all about the payoff when it comes to breeding the next generation whether intentional or not.

The lair is extra dirty tonight!

x Purple Pawprints x

aaronjumper wrote:

Umm what about pre cum? You can get pregnant off that too it's not all about the payoff when it comes to breeding the next generation whether intentional or not.

Was just thinking the same thing tbh

aaronjumper

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Was just thinking the same thing tbh

As someone too immature to even consider having a child I made sure to cover all the angles.

Hugo Stiglitz

Cum! Tee hee :pac:

Angron

Sure remember how JD got his girlfriend pregnant in Scrubs :pac:

Joya

Shiminay wrote: »

Oh, yea, I've studied Tantra, and have a pretty good control of such things. Most men don't seem to realise that orgasm and ejaculation aren't the same thing, but what you're proposing is not even slightly safe as it doesn't account for pre-ejaculate which has lower but non-zero traces of sperm and is almost as bad as the Catholics and their "rhythm method."

Anyway, no one is chopping anything off - you know a vasectomy is a tiny snip of the vas deferens - the tiny tube that connects the testes (where sperm is produced) to the seminal fluid prior to ejaculation It's sore and uncomfortable for 2 days tops and tender for 2 weeks, but then it's done.

well what I mentioned is something called Kundalini tantra yoga
so it is far away from tantra - as western mind is imagining it
also personally know many people who are practicing it
you don't have to believe me but no unwanted pregnancies for about 40 years
for me that is enough..

aaronjumper wrote: »

Oh my, Lith that mind of yours will get you in trouble.
Pure and utter filth! I like it.
Umm what about pre cum? You can get pregnant off that too it's not all about the payoff when it comes to breeding the next generation whether intentional or not.
The lair is extra dirty tonight!

It's not dirty sexuality is natural thing
btw id always prefer to have an option to do something if I like from any reason
and not to do it when I do not want it...

x Purple Pawprints x

Angron wrote:

Sure remember how JD got his girlfriend pregnant in Scrubs

Funniest thing about the scene where he tells Carla and Turk (aside from the whole 'entering the village' metaphor) was Turk's laugh!

Shiminay

aaronjumper wrote: »

As someone too immature to even consider having a child I made sure to cover all the angles.

You and me both brother! *hi-5*

It amazes me the number of men who don't have the first fecking clue about basic reproductive physiology. Jaysus, if you want to please a woman, you'd think you'd take a half an hour to read some of the basics so you'd know what you're at!

aaronjumper

Joya wrote: »

It's not dirty sexuality is natural thing
btw is always prefer to have an option to do something if I like from any reason
and not to do it when I do not want it...

Oh I know, just messing around as usual. Can't help myself.

x Purple Pawprints x

Shiminay wrote:

It amazes me the number of men who don't have the first fecking clue about basic reproductive physiology. Jaysus, if you want to please a woman, you'd think you'd take a half an hour to read some of the basics so you'd know what you're at!

I'd like to take this opportunity to mention the fact that women's breasts are actually attached to us, and it doesn't really feel pleasant when an attempt is made to yank them off. Or at least that what it feels like some guys are trying to do.

aaronjumper

Shiminay wrote: »

Jaysus, if you want to please a woman, you'd think you'd take a half an hour to read some of the basics so you'd know what you're at!

I don't have to worry about that, I please every woman. When I leave.

Joya

Joya wrote: »

well what I mentioned is something called Kundalini tantra yoga
so it is far away from tantra - as western mind is imagining it
also personally know many people who are practicing it
you don't have to believe me but no unwanted pregnancies for about 40 years
for me that is enough..


It's not dirty sexuality is natural thing
btw id always prefer to have an option to do something if I like from any reason
and not to do it when I do not want it...

It's important to be aware of the science which underlies our reproductive systems. Of course it is your choice to engage in whatever method suits you. Just be careful is all

Hugo Stiglitz

Shiminay wrote: »

You and me both brother! *hi-5*

It amazes me the number of men who don't have the first fecking clue about basic reproductive physiology. Jaysus, if you want to please a woman, you'd think you'd take a half an hour to read some of the basics so you'd know what you're at!

Me three!

x Purple Pawprints x

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

I'd like to take this opportunity to mention the fact that women's breasts are actually attached to us, and it doesn't really feel pleasant when an attempt is made to yank them off. Or at least that what it feels like some guys are trying to do.

This!! I've been left with bruises from a few inexperienced hands.

Angron

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Funniest thing about the scene where he tells Carla and Turk (aside from the whole 'entering the village' metaphor) was Turk's laugh!

I remember the laugh well

Lithium93_

aaronjumper wrote: »

Oh my, Lith that mind of yours will get you in trouble.

Life is more fun with a dirty mind

Obviously won't be that rude on live radio :pac:

x Purple Pawprints x

Deleted User wrote:

This!! I've been left with bruises from a few inexperienced hands.

Oh trust me, I know..

Shiminay

Joya wrote: »

well what I mentioned is something called Kundalini tantra yoga
so it is far away from tantra - as western mind is imagining it
also personally know many people who are practicing it
you don't have to believe me but no unwanted pregnancies for about 40 years
for me that is enough...

I'm familiar with that too - Kundalini energy work in, but not the yoga I'm afraid.

But it's not medically safe - an off day or a chakral blockage and you're energy's off and your control's off. It's not the sort of thing I'd be willing to take a risk on. If, for example, I'm not managing my energy properly I get intense and brain slicing pain at my third eye in particular. It's been the end of many's a fun session cause you just have to dump the energy out and fast and you certainly don't wanna dump it into your partner with no warning.

x Purple Pawprints x

Angron wrote:

I remember the laugh well

I had that as my text tone for a while and it used to scare the crap out of me when it went off so I changed it.

Lithium93_ wrote:

Life is more fun with a dirty mind

Exactly

Lithium93_

This place is, you'd never really know what kind of discussion you'd wade into..

Also, women in yoga pants, praise Lemmy

aaronjumper

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Life is more fun with a dirty mind

I'd need a something with four wheel drive to get through yours. :P

Shiminay

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Oh trust me, I know..

Were you looking at Perse's boobs??? :eek::eek::eek::p:p:p

Shiminay

Lithium93_ wrote: »

This place is, you'd never really know what kind of discussion you'd wade into..

Isn't that why we're here?

Much to all you Nocs and Noccers :P

x Purple Pawprints x

Shiminay wrote:

Were you looking at Perse's boobs???

Darn it, I've been caught!

















Don't worry Perse, I wasn't really looking at your boobs

Shiminay

Shiminay wrote: »

Were you looking at Perse's boobs??? :eek::eek::eek::p:p:p

Shim!!!!! Us ladies would never disclose such secrets!!

Lithium93_

aaronjumper wrote: »

I'd need a something with four wheel drive to get through yours. :P

You'd get stuck me thinks, my mind is a sticky place at the best of times.... Not even sure why i think the way i do, but i digress..

x Purple Pawprints x

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Darn it, I've been caught!

















Don't worry Perse, I wasn't really looking at your boobs

That's ok........:p

aaronjumper

Lithium93_ wrote: »

You'd get stuck me thinks, my mind is a sticky place at the best of times.... Not even sure why i think the way i do, but i digress..

I think the same way no worries.

Lithium93_

No harm in looking at boobs

Ted_YNWA

I turn by back for 5 minutes & you are discussing Perse's boobs.

:eek:

Joya

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Funniest thing about the scene where he tells Carla and Turk (aside from the whole 'entering the village' metaphor) was Turk's laugh!

wish to know what you two are referring to sounds like loads of fun :d))

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Life is more fun with a dirty mind
Obviously won't be that rude on live radio :pac:

in irish? :pac:

Shiminay wrote: »

I'm familiar with that too - Kundalini energy work in, but not the yoga I'm afraid.

But it's not medically safe - an off day or a chakral blockage and you're energy's off and your control's off. It's not the sort of thing I'd be willing to take a risk on. If, for example, I'm not managing my energy properly I get intense and brain slicing pain at my third eye in particular. It's been the end of many's a fun session cause you just have to dump the energy out and fast and you certainly don't wanna dump it into your partner with no warning.

that is the part where i guess yoga does come in.. we do have consciousness to make conscious choices based on observation of our own state, so you'd know what to and what not to do much before you'd get yourself into trouble.. spec of that kind...

Lithium93_

aaronjumper wrote: »

I think the same way no worries.

Lithium93_

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I turn by back for 5 minutes & you are discussing Perse's boobs.

:eek:

Amazing what ya miss, even if you're only gone 5 minutes..

aaronjumper

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I turn by back for 5 minutes & you are discussing Perse's boobs.

:eek:

Well without you here to keep us all in line what did you think would happen?

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Epic high five.

Hurray for dirty minds!

Shiminay

Joya wrote: »

that is the part where i guess yoga does come in.. we do have consciousness to make conscious choices based on observation of our own state, so you'd know what to and what not to do much before you'd get yourself into trouble.. spec of that kind...

True enough - my training was mostly "on my back" so to speak rather than formalised

x Purple Pawprints x

Joya wrote:

wish to know what you two are referring to sounds like loads of fun :d))

I'll see if I can find the scene on YouTube

Lithium93_

Joya wrote: »

wish to know what you two are referring to sounds like loads of fun :d))


in irish? :pac:

that is the part where i guess yoga does come in.. we do have consciousness to make conscious choices based on observation of our own state, so you'd know what to and what not to do much before you'd get yourself into trouble.. spec of that kind...

I wish i could say dirty things in Irish on live radio, then again most would probably catch on to what i'm saying, or at least have a notion of what i'm blabbing about..

johnny osbourne

Ted_YNWA

aaronjumper wrote: »

Well without you here to keep us all in line what did you think would happen?

Hurray for dirty minds!

That is the first part of the problem, if you have me here to keep the durty talk away.

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I turn by back for 5 minutes & you are discussing Perse's boobs.

:eek:

If you behave I will let you have a peek