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Locating eggs

  • 10-10-2015 10:47am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭


    It drives me nuts. Every time I'm in the supermarket. The location of nearly every other everyday item is obvious except eggs. What the **** is wrong with supermarkets and why do they hide their eggs? Anyone else share my pain?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,450 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Did you try looking under the chickens?

    Glazers Out!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Same spot in aldi and lidl every week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    They are usually on the eggs shelf in my supermarket. Never had a problem finding them to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Tis quite annoying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Same spot in aldi and lidl every week.

    Eggsactly.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭lakesider


    Its a catch 22 situation OP..eggs are an excellent way to curtail blindnesshttp://www.saudereggs.com/umlstudy.htm, but your inability to findthen is gonna feck that plan:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    They are usually on the eggs shelf in my supermarket. Never had a problem finding them to be honest.
    Yeah, where's the egg shelf? It's usually in some completely obscure location. Like today for instance, finally located them between the wine and bread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Yeah, where's the egg shelf? It's usually in some completely obscure location. Like today for instance, finally located them between the wine and bread.

    Change supermarket


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭TheNobleKipper


    Yeah, where's the egg shelf? It's usually in some completely obscure location. Like today for instance, finally located them between the wine and bread.

    I often have the same problem, but in general they tend to be close to the bread...i think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    It drives me nuts. Every time I'm in the supermarket. The location of nearly every other everyday item is obvious except eggs. What the **** is wrong with supermarkets and why do they hide their eggs? Anyone else share my pain?

    Yes, and frankly I've had un oeuf.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    vicwatson wrote: »
    Change supermarket
    It happens in every supermarket. I go to one of 4 Dunnes or 2 Tescos depending on my mood.

    Lidl ain't happening due to bad memories of student life and 7 pence cans of tomatoes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    The Dunnes near me have started putting them in a fridge unit beside the dairy products. Took me a fecking age to find them the other day. What a stupid waste of electricity and fridge space.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,462 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    They tend to be hidden in weird locations alright.
    Can never remember where they are,even when they haven't been moved three times this month.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    Yeah, the grotty Dunnes in the parkway had them in the fridge for a while.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    I swear dunnes moves the eggs every time I go in there. Sometimes they're in or near the refrigerated stuff, then they're moved to by the bread, or by the cakes, its so weird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,636 ✭✭✭dotsman


    The Dunnes near me have started putting them in a fridge unit beside the dairy products. Took me a fecking age to find them the other day. What a stupid waste of electricity and fridge space.
    Yeah, the grotty Dunnes in the parkway had them in the fridge for a while.
    I swear dunnes moves the eggs every time I go in there. Sometimes they're in or near the refrigerated stuff, then they're moved to by the bread, or by the cakes, its so weird.

    The next time you are in there you should point out that the this is a serious health risk. In the EU, eggs should never be refrigerated until purchased by the consumer. I would assume there are even health regulations/laws that Dunnes are breaking by doing this, but I wouldn't be an expert in this field.


    In the EU, eggs should always be kept in a cool, dry place until their final destination (where they can be refrigerated), and stores typically display them next to the baking section.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Hiding eggs is an evolutionary adaptation to avoid predators and advance the species.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Check beside the sausages, rashers and pudding next to the mug of tae..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,833 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Sure isn't it good practise for you for when Easter comes around.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    dotsman wrote: »
    The next time you are in there you should point out that the this is a serious health risk. In the EU, eggs should never be refrigerated until purchased by the consumer. I would assume there are even health regulations/laws that Dunnes are breaking by doing this, but I wouldn't be an expert in this field.


    In the EU, eggs should always be kept in a cool, dry place until their final destination (where they can be refrigerated), and stores typically display them next to the baking section.


    Whether they are in the fridge or not doesn't make a difference here because we don't wash our eggs like they do in the US. They last 28 days from laying either way. Putting them in a fridge and then taking them out doesn't harm them at all.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 416 ✭✭Steppenwolfe


    If you are having problems with eggs try finding the sugar. Staples that most people have to buy are never prominently shelved. It's basic marketing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,636 ✭✭✭dotsman


    Whether they are in the fridge or not doesn't make a difference here because we don't wash our eggs like they do in the US. They last 28 days from laying either way. Putting them in a fridge and then taking them out doesn't harm them at all.

    It's not just washing, there are serious health issues associated with refrigerated eggs. Basically, once chilled, they must stay chilled. If they return to room temperature (or warmer, such as the boot of a car on a hot day), they can sweat, leading to critical contamination.

    Salmonella due to eggs used to be a big thing in Europe, but not so much any more due to these practises (much cleaner manufacturing processes, no "cleaning" prior to sale and no refrigeration until final destination). Salmonella from eggs is still a big thing in the States.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    Eggs are disgusting nuggets of menstrual gunk.

    Also, my local Dunnes moved all the oils into a fridge so they now resemble bottles of butter.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Supermarkets hide their eggs so people won't put all their eggs in one basket.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    First world problem ............

    I never worry where the eggs (or anything else for that matter) are in a supermarket, I just saunter up and down the aisles and take the items I need/want/like the look of as I see them ......... I've never gotten to the last aisle and thought "Where the f*ck are the eggs!?!!".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Can't sympathise really ... I don't buy eggs In Supermarkets. Even "free range" are not as free as they'd like you to imagine.

    I get my eggs fresh from my ex battery hens. Tastes 1000 times better than anything you'll buy from A supermarket.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    First world problem ............

    I never worry where the eggs (or anything else for that matter) are in a supermarket, I just saunter up and down the aisles and take the items I need/want/like the look of as I see them ......... I've never gotten to the last aisle and thought "Where the f*ck are the eggs!?!!".

    See I don't really go down the aisles in the supermarket on a weekly shop.

    I do a once off shop of dry and tinned stuff - Tomatoes/coconut milk/rice/deed fruit - every so often but on a weekly shop I got around the edges. I know where they are now in superquinn and it's a nice logical place at the end of an aisle facing the sausages. But there's no continuity with eggs like there is with other products.

    Yes, I did just say continuity with eggs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    They're in the fridge - where else would they be? Just stick with the same supermarket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Can't sympathise really ... I don't buy eggs In Supermarkets. Even "free range" are not as free as they'd like you to imagine.

    I get my eggs fresh from my ex battery hens. Tastes 1000 times better than anything you'll buy from A supermarket.

    These ex battery hens , you talk of ?
    How do you charge them up ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Hatless wrote: »
    They're in the fridge - where else would they be? Just stick with the same supermarket.

    On an ambient shelf no where near a fridge .......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    These ex battery hens , you talk of ?
    How do you charge them up ?

    Take away the negative and add some positive :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,462 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The eggs are where the eggs are.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I agree with the OP. Every supermarket seems to put eggs in different locations. I shop around in many different places and finding eggs (and sugar too sometimes) can be most distressing!

    I hope to hear some official announcement on this problem from our elected representatives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Our local superquinn are all over the place with eggs. I am convinced it is a conspiracy to get us to wander the aisles and impulse buy other stuff.
    Local farmer delivers fresh eggs to my mum down the country...one of the advantages of rural living!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Hatless wrote: »
    They're in the fridge - where else would they be? Just stick with the same supermarket.

    Why would they be in the fridge. Eggs in the EU are generally never stored in retail outlets fridges.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Menas wrote: »
    Our local superquinn are all over the place with eggs. I am convinced it is a conspiracy to get us to wander the aisles and impulse buy other stuff.
    Local farmer delivers fresh eggs to my mum down the country...one of the advantages of rural living!
    The big supermarkets actually do take shop layouts very seriously. The likes of Tesco probably have psychologists on the payroll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    I notice a couple of posters are having trouble finding eggs in Superquinn and I think I know why .......... there are no Superquinns anymore! :)

    Where should the eggs be anyway???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    MadDog76 wrote: »

    Where should the eggs be anyway???

    Beside the rashers!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    They are generally close to the bread. You don't get an egg aisle because there's not that much variety.

    They used to be refrigerated near the dairy and breakfast produce but a previous poster pointed out that's dangerous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Cluck off!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    First world problem ............

    I never worry where the eggs (or anything else for that matter) are in a supermarket, I just saunter up and down the aisles and take the items I need/want/like the look of as I see them ......... I've never gotten to the last aisle and thought "Where the f*ck are the eggs!?!!".

    That's not the best way to shop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    That's not the best way to shop

    It is the best way actually :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    I don't buy eggs often - and when I do it's from the local shop rather than the supermarket. Come to think of it, they're on a shelf near the fridge rather than in the fridge.

    Never thought it through much but assumed it was a space issue and that eggs would be in the fridge section in supermarket.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭OhDearyMe


    I think eggs are egg-shell-ent! ;):pac:;):pac:


    They're inexplicably kept beside the fresh seafood counter in my supermarket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,920 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    BMJD wrote:
    Also, my local Dunnes moved all the oils into a fridge so they now resemble bottles of butter.


    Whuuuut???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Are they near the clitoris?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    dotsman wrote: »
    In the EU, eggs should never be refrigerated until purchased by the consumer.
    Oh yeah, never thought of the whole changing temperature from cold to warmer, back to cold.
    Although - and I ask this purely out of curiosity and not to be smart, but wouldn't cooking the egg well sort out any nasty bugs? Chicken and fish and pork are cold-stored in retailers yet they'll be in the car/your shopping bag for a bit before they're brought home to the fridge/freezer.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    Eggs = Hen shit

    Why would you eat feces?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,920 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Eggs = Hen ****

    Why would you eat feces?


    Actually they're more like hens' periods.

    You're familiar with the difference between a vagina and an anus, no?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 832 ✭✭✭Notavirus.exe


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Actually they're more like hens' periods.

    You're familiar with the difference between a vagina and an anus, no?

    Pics? I might need a few just to be sure... ;)


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