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Best societies/clubs for meeting girls

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  • 11-10-2015 3:35pm
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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭


    Hey, so as the title suggests, I'm looking for the best club or society for meeting girls. I'm not biased but I'm looking for the attractive variety. A compromise between attractiveness and intelligence would be the ideal thing. I don't want the stuck-up, duck selfie taking kind either, if you catch my drift....

    Thanks in advance for any useful info. pertaining to this query!


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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    Thank you all. You have been most unhelpful.


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    MightyMandarin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭MightyMandarin


    Fletcher92 wrote: »
    Hey, so as the title suggests, I'm looking for the best club or society for meeting girls. I'm not biased but I'm looking for the attractive variety. A compromise between attractiveness and intelligence would be the ideal thing. I don't want the stuck-up, duck selfie taking kind either, if you catch my drift....

    Thanks in advance for any useful info. pertaining to this query!

    In all honesty, you sound like the perfect match for a stuck-up woman judging by the way you described your preferences there.

    I don't even go to UCD, but I know that if you're joining a society just to find hot women, you're definitely doing it wrong.

    Also, I think the fact nobody responded to your 'question' indicates that it probably is so weird it doesn't even deserve a reply.


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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    Well, aren't you very high and mighty?!...Sorry if I don't beat around the bush and am a bit too direct for you. I had a question and I asked it. If you don't have anything constructive to contribute, please go scamper off to whatever perch you just hopped off, ok?


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    MightyMandarin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭MightyMandarin


    Fletcher92 wrote: »
    Well, aren't you very high and mighty?!...Sorry if I don't beat around the bush and am a bit too direct for you. I had a question and I asked it. If you don't have anything constructive to contribute, please go scamper off to whatever perch you just hopped off, ok?

    Well it is in the name...

    Whatever man, your question was a bit odd, and that's putting it lightly.

    If you really want to meet women, then all I can suggest is to join a club/soc which you have a genuine interest in, not just because you think there'll be women there. Failing that, just get out more and go to pubs, events etc. If you still can't meet someone then maybe a dating site could help.


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    tHE vAGGABOND
    Registered Users Posts: 6,687 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    Keep us informed how you do..

    You sound quite the catch :)


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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    Thanks mate, I'll do that! :cool:


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    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    There's a society by the lake in the middle of the campus that has the exact type of "burd" you're looking for.....oh no sorry....they have the "duck face", so they're out.

    There's a few swans there though if you try hard enough with them. You might get lucky using your charm and wit.


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    Flatzie_poo
    Registered Users Posts: 562 ✭✭✭Flatzie_poo


    The ladies of Boards are already lining up for you!!

    ...well all except the "duck selfie taking" ones.

    Good luck Fletch!


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    KeithTS
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭KeithTS


    I love this guy.
    Van Wilder and Stiffler would be proud. Irish college life needs to be more like dodgey early 2000's graduation comedy movies.


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    KeithTS
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭KeithTS


    I love this guy.
    Van Wilder and Stiffler would be proud. Irish college life needs to be more like dodgey early 2000's graduation comedy movies.


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    Flatzie_poo
    Registered Users Posts: 562 ✭✭✭Flatzie_poo


    KeithTS wrote: »
    I love this guy.
    Van Wilder and Stiffler would be proud. Irish college life needs to be more like dodgey early 2000's graduation comedy movies.

    Ah now, this bloke sounds more like The Sherminator!!! :D


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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    Thanks for all your replies. If nothing else, I've gotten a good laugh from this thread. I'd like to thank anniehoo for her suggestion as I've already made a big splash on a bird there! :D


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    sparkthatbled
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sparkthatbled


    There's plenty of very comfortable bushes around campus which make it very easy to stalk someone. Find a nice looking girl, follow her around for a week, then impress her with your knowledge of her routine. Guaranteed to work!


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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    sparkthatbled wrote: »
    There's plenty of very comfortable bushes around campus which make it very easy to stalk someone. Find a nice looking girl, follow her around for a week, then impress her with your knowledge of her routine. Guaranteed to work!

    Thanks but I've tried that already many times and it proved fruitless every time....well except for that apple tree I stumbled acrooss but you know what I mean...


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    KeithTS
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭KeithTS


    Fletcher92 wrote: »
    Thanks but I've tried that already many times and it proved fruitless every time....well except for that apple tree I stumbled acrooss but you know what I mean...

    Just when people think you can't possibly sink any lower and then you come out with the joke. No hope for you I'm afraid!


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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    KeithTS wrote: »
    Just when people think you can't possibly sink any lower and then you come out with the joke. No hope for you I'm afraid!

    Oh go do one you miserable sod!...I'd delete this thread if this site made that possible as I know never to come to this forum if I want information on anything.


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    KeithTS
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭KeithTS


    Fletcher92 wrote: »
    Oh go do one you miserable sod!...I'd delete this thread if this site made that possible as I know never to come to this forum if I want information on anything.

    Relax buddy, was only taking the piss. We're all friends here


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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    KeithTS wrote: »
    Relax buddy, was only taking the piss. We're all friends here

    Ok sorry, I thought you were yet another sanctimonius git having a go at me...I hate people like that....I thought it was a good joke actually...even just a little bit funny?!..


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    Dard23
    Registered Users Posts: 278 ✭✭Dard23


    This thread amuses me........ Continue


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    KeithTS
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭KeithTS


    It was pretty bad, I'd be more of a dry wit sarcastic arsehole type of guy though so I may not be your ideal audience.
    Is there a UCD aspirational comics society, you may find women there


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    draiochtanois
    Registered Users Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭draiochtanois


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    #23
    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    haha yeah, it's been a tough crowd around here alright!...I was half joking with my original post but my humour is often lost on most people it seems...


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    Fletcher92
    Registered Users Posts: 36 ✭Fletcher92


    draiochtanois wrote: »
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    I'm looking for women, not heifers!


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    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Fletcher92 wrote: »
    I'm looking for women, not heifers!

    The heifer might be more obliging with the way you come across on this thread :p


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    Dard23
    Registered Users Posts: 278 ✭✭Dard23


    Fletcher92 wrote:
    haha yeah, it's been a tough crowd around here alright!...I was half joking with my original post but my humour is often lost on most people it seems...

    Comedy training society?


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    #27
    a fat guy
    Registered Users Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    Come with me, young Fletcher.

    I will show you the ways of talking to random females on campus and asking for their numbers. They will all say no, but it is better than nothing.


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    #28
    KeithTS
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭KeithTS


    Fletcher92 wrote: »
    I'm looking for women, not heifers!

    Have you not seen womens hockey uniforms?


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