Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

bbability

Call 1850 715 815 to talk to Joe

ButtersSuki

bbability wrote: »

Call 1850 715 815 The researchers will call you to talk to Joe so to speak

FYP

Dr.Internet

new RVP, so to speak

Greenman

The latest.


"Kal eeeey"


"Ma teer iaaal"


and the old chestnut "Puu teen"


You got to love old Joe. :-)

ButtersSuki

Dr.Internet wrote: »

new RVP, so to speak

RVP? Robin Van Persie?

Dr.Internet

ButtersSuki wrote: »

RVP? Robin Van Persie?

Ron de voo point according to the lad on duffy earlier in the week.

I don't even know when he rang in about, but it was all about the rendezvous point or the RVP as he called it. Joe had to ask him to explain.

sligojoek

I'll just leave this here in case anyone forgets about the childer of 1916

Hitchens

LIKEWISE :pac:



"don't do dat again ya little bollix"

ButtersSuki

Hitchens wrote: »

LIKEWISE :pac:



"don't do dat again ya little bollix" said the D4 kid dressed as a chiseler to Joe.

ButtersSuki

Hitchens wrote: »

LIKEWISE :pac:



"don't do dat again ya little bollix"

Brindin O'Cardle on hand to promote de buke with Joe….the least he could do I suppose given that Joe gave BO'C several months (and likely likely 10's of thousands worth) of free advertising for D'Fillum last year. You scratch my back, I'll count the money all de way to de bank so to speak.

ThisRegard

Joe doesn't seem to like that lad in the cap. First photo he's muttering "Smile ye bleedin bastard", or something to that affect.

Second he's saying "I'm bleedin warning ye, laugh at this fellas next joke, we can only dream of having such a comical genius on the next funny Friday.".

neris

Ive heard it mentioned and advertised a number of times this morning that 1 & 2 cent coins are been done away in a few weeks. Few outraged aul biddys be ringing in when this happens saying they didnt know anythng about it

Spanish Eyes

Mr. Duffy the author is being interviewed on Today with Pat Kenny now.

Plugging his Buke.

PeterTheEighth

Does he ever get enough of death... Is there any of them that would be alive now if they hadnt died in 1916? or what is the point to all this.. a few quid for the buke..

dvcireland

Oliver Callan, picked up on Joe's 1916 obsession

Tenament Tuesday with Joe Duffy, Sil Fox and Co.

PeterTheEighth

It's great when you only work two hours a day.. You have time to write a book, clean out the moat, discipline the servants

dvcireland

Hitchens wrote: »

LIKEWISE :pac:



"don't do dat again ya little bollix"

.....dere's childer who gave up their lives, so as you could go Belvo, sonny jim....."

neris

dvcireland wrote: »

.....dere's childer who gave up their lives, so as you could go Belvo a working class socialist from Ballyfermot could go to Trinners, sonny jim....."

sligojoek

PeterTheEighth wrote: »

Does he ever get enough of death... Is there any of them that would be alive now if they hadnt died in 1916? or what is the point to all this.. a few quid for the buke..

Clever marketing ploy. He'll getting the xmas market and when that dies down he'll make another killing, so to speak, next easter.

BPKS

sligojoek wrote: »

I'll just leave this here in case anyone forgets about the childer of 1916

"I wanted the Childers of 1916 - not De Billy Barry Kids"

neris

sligojoek wrote: »

Clever marketing ploy. He'll getting the xmas market and when that dies down he'll make another killing, so to speak, next easter.

i think by next easter the book will have been sent to the andrex factory for the puppies to make into a more useful paper

SEPT 23 1989

Hitchens wrote: »

LIKEWISE :pac:



"don't do dat again ya little bollix"

yous see dat ring on me finger its wurth more dan your bleedin gaff so it is

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

i think by next easter the book will have been sent to the andrex factory for the puppies to make into a more useful paper

Maybe it'll be on sale for €1.49 in Dealz like his last buke so to speak?

TheHomeService

Do we know if Joe got the buke printed in Ireland this time, unlike Just Joe which was printed in the UK?

thesandeman

neris wrote: »

Ive heard it mentioned and advertised a number of times this morning that 1 & 2 cent coins are been done away in a few weeks. Few outraged aul biddys be ringing in when this happens saying they didnt know anythng about it

BINGO!!
Also he wants to know if anybody was on the flight from Liz Bawn with the dead guy last night.

TheHomeService

neris wrote: »

Ive heard it mentioned and advertised a number of times this morning that 1 & 2 cent coins are been done away in a few weeks. Few outraged aul biddys be ringing in when this happens saying they didnt know anythng about it

Good call! What's the betting that Joe will get a mention of Thru'penny Bits in milk bottles, says you, Moriyah?

Red Kev

Hitchens wrote: »

LIKEWISE :pac:



"don't do dat again ya little bollix"

Brendan O'Carroll was putting in a plug that Joe's book should be compulsory reading in the curriculum. Nice to see the two of them promoting each others bank accounts on the backs of the taxpayer.

BPKS

neris wrote: »

Ive heard it mentioned and advertised a number of times this morning that 1 & 2 cent coins are been done away in a few weeks. Few outraged aul biddys be ringing in when this happens saying they didnt know anythng about it

Very good call.

I am waiting for:

The €3 a week extra on me pension will be eaten up by this Joe.

and

I collect all the coppers Joe and then cash them in to buy me Chrissy-miss presents.

sligojoek

Has there been any reviews of "De Buke" in the papers at the weekend? I can see the hacks fawning over it for fear of upsetting him and drawing his great wrath upon themselves.

neris

sligojoek wrote: »

Has there been any reviews of "De Buke" in the papers at the weekend? I can see the hacks fawning over it for fear of upsetting him and drawing his great wrath upon themselves.

im surprised no hacks have the balls to come out and criticise duffy and liveline,

Hitchens

sligojoek wrote: »

Has there been any reviews of "De Buke" in the papers at the weekend? I can see the hacks fawning over it for fear of upsetting him and drawing his great wrath upon themselves.

Yeah, reminiscent of McCarthyism in the USA in the past, only in Ireland it will be known as Duffyism

ButtersSuki

Red Kev wrote: »

Brendan O'Carroll was putting in a plug that Joe's book should be compulsory reading in the curriculum.

Ah feck off, he didn't really did he?

neris

"the apex of the triangle" as joe confuses the fluck out of himself

ThisRegard

Caller complains about gardai fining people for nor following directions.

Joe, you dick.

Fujitsu10

Joe questioning caller on a good way to make money. I suggest Mr Duffy that you look in the mirror.

BPKS

Joe: Its not as if your robbing a bank

Caller: Warra u mean Joe, I was nowhere near dat bank

Oops69

Ah shag of with this item, we want to know what happens on the aer lingus flight firm Lisbon last night , there was 180 people on it after all , or is it 'sub Judice' as joe would say .

ThisRegard

Nobody likes you because you're a taxi driver, understandable.

Red Kev

The Gardai.

Last week heroes for doing their job in the eyes of Joe.

This week a shower of sly bastards trapping people for doing their job in the eyes of Joe.

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Ah feck off, he didn't really did he?

He did.

Rock Lesnar

No joe they are trying to see can the motorists use the lanes without the guard directing them, obviously they cant or wont, so they get caught and rightly so

neris

entrapement me hole. stupidity more like

Roger_007

Shock Horror!.........Gardai enforcing the law!

Flukey

An ideal topic for Joe to have a retired Garda and a taxi driver on. That'd be a bingo for Joe.

ButtersSuki

Red Kev wrote: »

Brendan O'Carroll was putting in a plug that Joe's book should be compulsory reading in the curriculum.

Well I hope Joe's buke displays a better command of the written language than his command of the spoken tongue so to speak....

Actually, is it written in Dubalinese or English, so to speak?

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Ah feck off, he didn't really did he?

He did. I think I put the quote on the LLS thread.

somesoldiers

Break already?

ThisRegard

Wait, this asshole is palming his comment off as if he was just quoting Strumpet City ?

And that other eejit on the bad line is complaining about the cost of things, and therefore it's an unadulterated kip because of this. Idiot.

Oops69

somesoldiers wrote: »

Break already?

The crap they get away with in that organisation , Pravda /Tass would have had more accountability

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

He did. I think I put the quote on the LLS thread.

The father of three launched the book in the GPO last night at a star-studded ceremony hosted by Pat Kenny.

Speaking at the event, his close friend Brendan O'Carroll called upon Arts Minister Heather Humphreys to ensure that the book is on "the curriculum for every child in every school".

Irish Independent

TheHomeService

Is "to say the least" on the Bingo card?

somesoldiers

Junkie sex