Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

CarrickMcJoe

neris wrote: »

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poor jimmy mcgeebag didnt sound the best either. sounded like hed been drowning his sorrows since the ear;y morning at the news of poor billys resignation

Jimmy cheesed off at being left till last, obviously so he wouldn't take over the whole show explaining who Billy Walshes great great great great grandmother was...
Why sorry WHOY was Little Jimmy not wheeled out today?

neris

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Jimmy cheesed off at being left till last, obviously so he wouldn't take over the whole show explaining who Billy Walshes great great great great grandmother was...
Why sorry WHOY was Little Jimmy not wheeled out today?

Well id say by the time they got jimmy out of the rte freezer (where they keep himself, gaybo, charlie bird & mike murphy) and defrosted him the show was nearly over

neris

Billy goat Gate: Day 2?

TheHomeService

neris wrote: »

Billy goat Gate: Day 2?

Or BarberGate day 25?

neris

TheHomeService wrote: »

Or BarberGate day 25?

no chance

Fujitsu10

djemba djemba wrote: »

Just saw Joe was talking about boxing. Not going to read through the thread but did Jimmy Magee make an appearance.

Of course he did, your inexperience of Joe and his agenda / agendas was very apparent with that question

Odyssey 2005

Satellite dish woman's case dismissed on appeal this morn. Sure to get at least 1/2 hour today.. Longer than the court case. Judge Joe presiding

my friend

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Satellite dish woman's case dismissed on appeal this morn. Sure to get at least 1/2 hour today.. Longer than the court case. Judge Joe presiding

Ireland - the land of malleable law and barely discernible enforcement

Over 60? Anything flies, no judgement will stand

SEPT 23 1989

the dish woman

a brothel

and a limousine driver

Fujitsu10

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

the dish woman

a brothel

and a limousine driver

Would a Limousine driver be like a "posh" taxi driver? so to speak. :pac:

sligojoek

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

the dish woman

a brothel

and a limousinejumped up taxi driver

FYP

sligojoek

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

Would a Limousine driver be like a "posh" taxi driver? so to speak. :pac:

SNAP

neris

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

the dish woman

a brothel

and a limousine driver

is joe going to be talking to the staff today? sure why not, he talks to his buddies during the show half the time anyway

Odyssey 2005

Missed the promo. What about the limo driver (clean) taxi driver?

Roger_007

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

.....................

and a limousine driver

Maybe it's a 'limousin' driver.............(like as in a type of cow?)

Red Kev

Don't know if it's been mentioned but had a look at Joe's rizing buke in Easons today. Bound and printed in Germany. Hachette Books Ireland written big all over, but it seems they both prefer to export jobs.

No doubt this will be forgotten when he's making snide jabs at the political parties printing election material and posters abroad.

Dan Jaman

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

the dish woman

a brothel

and a limousine driver

Like a cheesy movie title of the 80s.

Rock Lesnar

Ok........Ok.......Ok.........Ok

4 ok's in a row, this could be a record

Wacker The Attacker

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Satellite dish woman's case dismissed on appeal this morn. Sure to get at least 1/2 hour today.. Longer than the court case. Judge Joe presiding

Judge Joedy

Wacker The Attacker

Isnt this a fine uplifting topic.

CarrickMcJoe

at least he doesn't have to listen to this !

Flukey

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

the dish woman

a brothel

and a limousine driver

Starts with none of the above.

Roger_007

Interpreter service has gone to the dogs............oh wait

neris

Red Kev wrote: »

Don't know if it's been mentioned but had a look at Joe's rizing buke in Easons today. Bound and printed in Germany. Hachette Books Ireland written big all over, but it seems they both prefer to export jobs.

No doubt this will be forgotten when he's making snide jabs at the political parties printing election material and posters abroad.

Must get a photo of that next time im ina bookshop and annoy him with it on twitter

Wacker The Attacker

put it in the basket chief

neris

John, cork.......................

Oops69

Deaf / mute and schizophrenic , the poor misfortunate

sligojoek

Flukey wrote: »

Starts with none of the above.

Are you complaining?

my friend

If only Fred West was Irish , his mother would have defended him

Flukey

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

at least he doesn't have to listen to this !

Whoever might sign to him would have great problems getting across Joe's mispronunciations.

Wacker The Attacker

my friend wrote: »

If only Fred West was Irish , his mother would have defended him

So would Ted Bundy's

somesoldiers

Dennis Rodman...cool... was bored til then

Wacker The Attacker

Dennis Rodman?

Dan Jaman

Joe drilling down to the motherlode of illness.

Wacker The Attacker

somesoldiers wrote: »

Dennis Rodman...cool

It is. Holy mother of mother f*ck

sligojoek

Transvestile??

2smiggy

just tuned in now, first thing i heard that a deaf man with schizophrenia thinks Dennis Rodman is his twin ? what have I missed

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

Transvestile??

Radio.

Wacker The Attacker

don't tell us where you are


its cork

neris

shes a pub ... Good stuff says troll..... Cue a call in a few days where hes slatting the drinks & pubs industry

Wacker The Attacker

2smiggy wrote: »

just tuned in now, first thing i heard that a deaf man with schizophrenia thinks Dennis Rodman is his twin ? what have I missed

That's pretty much it.


The doctor cant sign either.

my friend

There's a TV show in this

monkey9

What is going on here?? Denis Rodman!

Roger_007

sligojoek wrote: »

Transvestile??

There seems to be a long list of 'differences'?

somesoldiers

does he serve behind the bar...may that's why they went on the course?

neris

2smiggy wrote: »

just tuned in now, first thing i heard that a deaf man with schizophrenia thinks Dennis Rodman is his twin ? what have I missed

And his name is john and hes from cork ....

SEPT 23 1989

good neighbours

fair play to them

dvcireland

Flukey wrote: »

Whoever might sign to him would have great problems getting across Joe's mispronunciations.

liz bon, so to speak

Flukey

sligojoek wrote: »

Are you complaining?

Not at all. We are used to it. When it comes to the promo and the show, Joe is like a team manager announcing a team in advance but starting a different team come match day.

Wacker The Attacker

Theres only one sign you need in a pub.


I.E nod your head and point at your glass