Do you hold in your farts around your OH?

Mister Vain

Or are you comfortable enough to fart in their presence?

salamanca22

Better out than in I always say.

mad muffin

Nope.

demanufactured

Nope.

The_Valeyard

I didnt fart, my ass just loves you so much, it blew you a kiss.

sligojoek

An empty house is better than a bad lodger.

ElleEm

I hold them in. He doesn't need to witness that!

5starpool

Sometimes I do in bed but not elsewhere generally, and I am pretty damn windy.

The_Valeyard

ElleEm wrote: »

I hold them in. He doesn't need to witness that!

Bad idea.


Then they just travel up your spine into your brain and thats where sh*tty ideas come from!!

Turtyturd

I blame it on the baby.

Mister Vain

Mister Vain wrote: »

Or are you comfortable enough to fart in their presence?

It's not about being comfortable, it's about manners.

No, if I have to break wind I do it in private, preferably the bathroom. I'd assume no one wants to breath in fecal spores any more than I do.

Farting in company is terrible manners and you wouldn't do it in front of a stranger, I don't see why an OH deserves less respect than a stranger.

Panthro

Depends... leather sofas just have no give. The wind will rise.
Proper sofas with big cushions on the other hand...
As a hippy once said "wherever you blow...Blow freely my friend..."

Dam hippies.

fleet_admiral

No we both parp on front of each other.

Mister Vain

Candie wrote: »

It's not about being comfortable, it's about manners.

No, if I have to break wind I do it in private, preferably the bathroom. I'd assume no one wants to breath in fecal spores any more than I do.

Farting in company is terrible manners and you wouldn't do it in front of a stranger, I don't see why an OH deserves less respect than a stranger.

Hoooookaaaay....

cantdecide

Suggested sub- question;

If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?

Mister Vain

cantdecide wrote: »

Suggested sub- question;

If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?

Depends on how bad the fart is. Sometimes you have to release a test fart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHIvCKoCVBw

vicwatson

Women don't fart, they just cough in their knickers !

Sheep Lover

A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Na we both find them funny, luckily. Honestly if I had to fart and he was in the other room I might follow him in there before I let rip

fleet_admiral

cantdecide wrote: »

Suggested sub- question;

If your OH accidentally or otherwise let's one go, do you react/ comment/ joke or try to spare their feelings?

I usually say 'Get out and walk'

The_Valeyard

Braden Flat Sty wrote: »

Na we both find them funny, luckily. Honestly if I had to fart and he was in the other room I might follow him in there before I let rip

Marking your territory are we :P

WinnyThePoo

Sheep Lover wrote: »

A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers

Think that's called a Dutch oven.

fleet_admiral

Sheep Lover wrote: »

A feed of curry and beer and let one rip in bed, leave it simmer and then trap her under the covers

A vindaloo or a phall after a feed of either guinness or smithwicks works better. My wife has had to get in to bed with our toddler because of my cabbage gas after an indian/ale night

Mister Vain

Winny the poo used to fart on Eeyore.

Penny Tration

Nah, I don't hold it in and neither does he.

I don't go out of my way to fart in front of him but if it happens, it happens.

He usually laughs or makes a joking shocked face

XplaygirlX

Farts are hilarious. Anyone who doesn't think so obviously doesn't have a sence of humour

Medusa22

In the beginning of courtship I held them in alright, as I didn't want to appear rude or unladylike, and I do try to leave the room or go to the bathroom sometimes, but I can't be going to the bathroom every time I have to fart, so no, I don't hold them in (and it isn't good for you either). I used to do that years ago with an ex and he said that I spent the whole night farting away in my sleep so there's no point, farts find a way out :pac:

TheNobleKipper

Medusa22 wrote: »

there's no point, farts find a way out :pac:

...And the award for the poetic masterpiece of the day goes to .....YOU!

Halloween Jack

I don't but wish she did. (She doesn't)

Yes I'm aware that's a breathtaking double standard and make no apologies for it

fuzzypickle

I do. He doesn't anymore. He lets rip all over the place.

Massive, massive turn-off!

beks101

Honestly, I just don't fart all that often that I need to worry about holding in my farts around people. What are all y'all eating?

PixelTrawler

We call our house Farte Blanche...

OhDearyMe

We both live in very close quarters and have been doing so for a number of years and both eat an incredibly fibrous, veg-ful, vegetarian diet, so....yes. Neither of us mind at this stage.

Darwin

Well 'tis a poor arse that's never rejoiced.

petrolcan

XplaygirlX wrote: »

Farts are hilarious. Anyone who doesn't think so obviously doesn't have a sence of humour

Or a scent of humour.

Alf Veedersane

I'm way too generous when it comes to rating my farts so they need an independent adjudicator.

Ally Dick

I am a great believer that you haven't met the right woman if you have to stifle your farts around them

xzanti

We have farting competitions.

I usually win.

asherbassad

Candie wrote: »

It's not about being comfortable, it's about manners.

No, if I have to break wind I do it in private, preferably the bathroom. I'd assume no one wants to breath in fecal spores any more than I do.

Farting in company is terrible manners and you wouldn't do it in front of a stranger, I don't see why an OH deserves less respect than a stranger.

"Fecal spores" ??

What exactly are they now?
Do you dash off into some hypersterile chamber when a burp comes on too? After all you wouldn't want anyone to breath in your "phlegm spores" or "bile spores" or whatever the fcuk you are on about.

Ally Dick

asherbassad wrote: »

"Fecal spores" ??

Energy is never lost. Ask Einstein. Farts are transferred to sound energy, heat and fecal spores. Where do you think the smell comes from ?

Mister Vain

beks101 wrote: »

Honestly, I just don't fart all that often that I need to worry about holding in my farts around people. What are all y'all eating?

What are YOU eating?

thefishone

Home is where you can fart in peace.

Mister Vain

XplaygirlX wrote: »

Farts are hilarious. Anyone who doesn't think so obviously doesn't have a sence of humour

Yes farts have always been funny, even back in the stone age. It's probably the first thing humans ever laughed at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iGtgJIdsRw

dutopia

My wife never farted on front of me when we were dating for over 3 years. As soon as the ring went on that stopped - she now lets rip at every opportunity. Not much I can do about it now.

Bulbous Salutation

Better out than the gable end of a house.

cantdecide

dutopia wrote: »

My wife never farted on front of me when we were dating for over 3 years. As soon as the ring went on that stopped - she now lets rip at every opportunity. Not much I can do about it now.

You should try remove the ring again but be careful not to pull her finger.

Toots

xzanti wrote: »

We have farting competitions.

I usually win.

At midnight when I turned 30 my hubby said "happy Birthday! Now you'll have to act your age!" So I grabbed a lighter and let off an absolute ripper. The ensuing fireball was very impressive! We both nearly collapsed laughing.

johnayo

Got a pup last year and he'd fart for Ireland. I'll never take responsibility for my farts again while he is around:D

Duggy747

My farts could peel paint but her farts could make an onion cry

Muahahaha

Braden Flat Sty wrote: »

Na we both find them funny, luckily. Honestly if I had to fart and he was in the other room I might follow him in there before I let rip

I know a couple who are both quite windy but also have a dark sense of humour. The two of them are like Terence and Philip from South Park around each other

wakka12

Im 100% comfortable around him but I couldn't. I care too much about what he thinks of me and I'm too self conscious