You get double your salary, but have to do your job naked

Aglomerado

Not on your nelly. I work in an office and I've enough nightmares about the upholstery and what it absorbs from certain colleagues with clothes on never mind off. Some dubious stains there already.:eek:

hardCopy

"Step into my orifice"

Stranger Danger

I'm in a nice warm office so I probably would.

I'd really hope some of my colleagues in here didn't take up the offer though.

Kimbot

My eyes scream no but my wallet screams hell yeah

smash

Considering I can work from home if I want, then I'd definitely do this.

mynamejeff

im game for it , the girls in the office might object though

allibastor

I would do it for free.

Hell, I would try it anyway and see how long I can get away with it before being ask to cover up

Boom_Bap

I'm pretty certain that I get half of my salary to keep my clothes on.
Otherwise I'd be just sauntering around the office in the nip.

RobertKK

As a farmer - no. I don't want pneumonia and why would some pervert want to pay people double what they earn to see them naked. Can't they just go on the internet to see naked people for free?

duffman3833

cant see the harm but i work with more males than females so not sights i want to see first thing monday mornings. But yes i wud

Sleepy

Once the heating was raised a few degrees I'd do it quite happily.

frozenfrozen

2 times 0 is still 0 so i'd rather keep my pants on

waraf

Defo. Although I have so much body hair I kinda look like a wookie so there's a chance no one would even notice I was naked. I could spend the extra cash on a good waxing I suppose....

Slydice

*checks results*

"durty"

*doesn't vote*

the_syco

RDM_83 again wrote: »

What the hell happens to older men in relation to changing rooms, people under the age of 50/60 seem to be able to go from

Work out gear > Shower > Towel Down > Dressed fairly easily.

Over that age it seems to be

Work out gear > Shower > Stand around naked for a while > Towel Head (naked) > Put leg up on bench, Towel groin and legs for 10 minutes > Talk to friend (while naked) > Get Dressed.

Generally, it seems to be

Young Irish people; wrap sweaty self with towel, wash themselves, and dry themselves with sweat soaked towel.

Old people / foreigners who don't have catholic guilt; use towel to dry themselves with.

Oh, and it seems people have an issue with drying your balls with the hair dryer. Feck them; I'll dry myself how I see fit!

smurfjed

Working with about 4000 female flight attendants, i would probably pay to watch them work naked

Shannon757

smurfjed wrote: »

Working with about 4000 female flight attendants, i would probably pay to watch them work naked

Best answer so far

Summer wind

I'd work turned inside out not to mind naked for an extra €20 an hour:)

Stealthirl

Id do it but i think there would need to be some new developments in personal protection

Lau2976

Yep. I mainly work alone from my house though so if your planing on purchasing a Lau original I should warn you there's already a pretty big chance to I was naked, or eating, or on the phone, etc when I was doing it.

I'm very happy with my body so I'm happy to strip in a public work space too.

Duggy747

I dunno if I'd want to work with others who'd take up this offer, I'd be afraid of skidmarks left around on seats.... :pac:

Liamario

Sonics2k wrote: »

You get a raise.

The job could get real hard then. You'd have to make sure you don't cock up.

Saipanne

RDM_83 again wrote: »

What the hell happens to older men in relation to changing rooms, people under the age of 50/60 seem to be able to go from

Work out gear > Shower > Towel Down > Dressed fairly easily.

Over that age it seems to be

Work out gear > Shower > Stand around naked for a while > Towel Head (naked) > Put leg up on bench, Towel groin and legs for 10 minutes > Talk to friend (while naked) > Get Dressed.

Not wanting to look at old mens junk doesn't make you a conservative prude, changing rooms are for changing not a nudist convention :mad:
End Rant

1. Self Confidence

2. Not caring what others think

Both increase with age. Both explain the above.

Aglomerado

Duggy747 wrote: »

I dunno if I'd want to work with others who'd take up this offer, I'd be afraid of skidmarks left around on seats.... :pac:

A level of proven proficiency in wiping should be demonstrated first!!!

Aglomerado

Aglomerado wrote: »

A level of proven proficiency in wiping should be demonstrated first!!!

What do you suggest, white seat covers on chairs (that have an inverse incline making you slide off) in the reception! :eek: