Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

selous

KatW4 wrote: »

My boyfriend is cutting his fingernails in bed, using a Stanley knife and putting them into an empty bottle. Vomit!!!

Could be worse!!!!!

Medusa22

TA'd that there isn't enough space in my apartment for a sex swing

Shannon757

Medusa22 wrote: »

TA'd that there isn't enough space in my apartment for a sex swing

You can use mine;)

maudgonner

Medusa22 wrote: »

TA'd that there isn't enough space in my apartment for a sex swing

You're trivially happy when you play on the swings, then trivially annoyed that you haven't got space for a sex swing?

Guess it's...wait for it...swings and roundabouts really, eh Medusa?




Yeah, I went there, what of it?!

Colser

Medusa22 wrote: »

TA'd that there isn't enough space in my apartment for a sex swing

Theyre overated imo,I just use mine for drying clothes and the odd workout.:p

rosie16

maudgonner wrote: »

Snail in your wellies.

Correction: squished snail in your wellies.

Or a tomato when barefoot.

mansize

An itch in the centre of your back

nicki11

Poochie05 wrote: »

I burnt mine 2 weeks ago and it is only pain free now, it's awful, you can't eat anything properly for all the time it's sore

Theres worse things though, a burnt tongue from hot or acidic foods that make all foods and most liquids painful

kfallon

The slowness of this site is annoying me!

Not even worth posting half the time now

maudgonner

kfallon wrote: »

The slowness of this site is annoying me!

Not even worth posting half the time now

I'm not noticing it too much at all. I dunno whether my connection just isn't as badly affected as others or whether my brain is significantly slower than everybody else's

Shannon757

maudgonner wrote: »

I'm not noticing it too much at all. I dunno whether my connection just isn't as badly affected as others or whether my brain is significantly slower than everybody else's

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Definitely the latter

Colser

maudgonner wrote: »

I'm not noticing it too much at all. I dunno whether my connection just isn't as badly affected as others or whether my brain is significantly slower than everybody else's

Definitely the former,mine isnt too bad either:pac: Im on the laptop so I wonder is it a phone v laptop prob.

kfallon

Fook yis all so :pac:

misstearheus

Paying out good money for Wireless Headphones and they're absolute shoyte, hissing and buzzing. A pair of cheapo ear-phones for under a tenner are better than them. :mad::rolleyes:

Robsweezie

Missing a sale and the prices go back up.

Leaving chips aside too long and they go all dry, the potato in them goes lumpy and they're fit for the dog/ bin. I left a bag of chips for about 2 hours, tried to microwave them, but no, inedible.

Medusa22

Starting my new job tomorrow, I'm so nervous

kfallon

Medusa22 wrote: »

Starting my new job tomorrow, I'm so nervous

You'll be grand ffs, they are lucky to have ya!

Medusa22

kfallon wrote: »

You'll be grand ffs, they are lucky to have ya!

Aww shucks, thank you

Maybe I could install a sex swing in the office.....ideas, ideas

Peregrine

I was standing in a nice warm shower but almost cryogenically froze myself by accidentally hitting my arm against the tap.

Blinding pain in one arm while trying to stop the arctic rain with the other.

Boom_Bap

I put more sugar than normal in my morning coffee.
I ploughed through, but it was tough going.

Eleysian

Medusa22 wrote: »

Starting my new job tomorrow, I'm so nervous

Best of luck with the new job!

Eleysian

Medusa22 wrote: »

Aww shucks, thank you

Maybe I could install a sex swing in the office.....ideas, ideas

WHERE will you be working?!

maudgonner

Medusa22 wrote: »

Aww shucks, thank you

Maybe I could install a sex swing in the office.....ideas, ideas

Maybe leave it till the second week?

Good luck tomorrow!

OldNotWIse

Waiting. Waiting

Waiting.

I've aged about ten years since last week

Medusa22

Peregrine wrote: »

I was standing in a nice warm shower but almost cryogenically froze myself by accidentally hitting my arm against the tap.

Blinding pain in one arm while trying to stop the arctic rain with the other.

You shouldn't be allowed to shower on your own, it's clearly harzardous, and I am more than willing to be your chaperone :pac:

Eleysian wrote: »

WHERE will you be working?!

Not in a place where I can install a sex swing without raising a few eyebrows (and other things :P) but me and appropriate have never really gotten along

eisenberg1

Eleysian wrote: »

WHERE will you be working?!

Swings R Us:)

arayess

Medusa22 wrote: »

Aww shucks, thank you

Maybe I could install a sex swing in the office.....ideas, ideas

maybe not...:eek::eek::eek:

http://www.sundayworld.com/news/man-found-dead-on-sex-swing-by-son

Mr_Spaceman

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

James Nesbit's accent.

It's not your typical Nordie accent, which is bad enough as it is, it's just that little bit more annoying in every way!!

Yes, because there is only one, singular, all-encompassing Northern Irish accent, after all.

Samsgirl

Trying my best to avoid the scones and buns in the restaurant in work. Fruit & yogurt just isn't doing it today.

TG1

Mini eggs. They are my kryptonite, I just can't resist them, and they're back on the shelves till Easter, but at €6 a bag!! I will be so broke!

PayPal's customer service is fucking awful.

Pac1Man

Samsgirl wrote: »

Trying my best to avoid the scones and buns in the restaurant in work. Fruit & yogurt just isn't doing it today.

You need to replace the buns with another carb, not fruit & yoghurt. Brown bread with a smear of jam maybe? Then have the fruit and yoghurt.

Living Off The Splash

Looking at the idiot in his Bizquip jacket today in Aldi, Leopardstown Industrial Estate, coughing over everyone and everything. Fruit, Veg the lot, including his wife.

eisenberg1

Boards....so .....damned.....slow.....feel ....like......superpowers......are......diminishing......

wally79

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Boards....so .....damned.....slow.....feel ....like......superpowers......are......diminishing......

Its been back to normal for me all day

selous

When I try to log in to boards, it tells me I've tried to log in too many times and have been locked out, all day yesterday and 3 times today now too, grrr. (I'm running out of passwords)

KatW4

My eyes. My eyesight is so bad that I have to have special contact lenses ordered in.

Also getting contact lenses. I don't actually want them but I will be in stage in 3 weeks so I need them.

razorblunt

TG1 wrote: »

Mini eggs. They are my kryptonite, I just can't resist them, and they're back on the shelves till Easter, but at €6 a bag!! I will be so broke!

How big is the bag, they're £1 in Tesco.

Spanish Eyes

Dust. Just that. The more you dust the more you see. Where the feck does it come from!

And the worst of all is, when the sun shines in the window, not only does the newly dusted room look worse than when you started, you can see the windows need cleaning aswell.

Feck all this housework thing, it is so unforgiving no matter what you do.

Spanish Eyes

Oh and every time, EVERY time I post, a double post occurs.

I have a pain in my........ holy fingers deleting the doubles. Does this happen to anyone else?

TG1

razorblunt wrote: »

How big is the bag, they're £1 in Tesco.

Ah no, you have to get the family size pack, the others are just bad value!

whatismyname

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Oh and every time, EVERY time I post, a double post occurs.

I have a pain in my........ holy fingers deleting the doubles. Does this happen to anyone else?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=98500219#post98500219

rosie16

Struggling to stay awake, I'm ready to sleep ... Must stay awake or else it'll be a nap and I'll be back to going to sleep at 2/3am. I stayed at a friends house over the weekend, the other side of the county to me. I made an appointment for a haircut for Wednesday. I only just realised it would have made a hell of a lot of sense to get it done on the way back from seeing my friend. Sigh, I'll have to go to the big smoke .

Robsweezie

Felt a sudden ringing noise in my ears today. I googled tinnitus and came across a video of a woman wanting to end her life because of it :-(

Pac1Man

Oh god!! I bought a box of teabags half price, opened them and stuffed them all into the.....

....teapot.

TEAPOT.

Half of them are now ruined! Damn my daydreaming. DAMN IT TO HELL.


TL;DR - I paid half price for a half box of teabags.

McChubbin

Had a bit of a freakout in regards to the ongoing trouble with the site's login problems.
I got a "Too many login failures. Account has been locked, please reset password" message and I freaked as I think I have an unused email attached to this account. Nearly at the 5,000 post mark so the last thing I want is to have to make a new one!

McChubbin

Had a bit of a freakout in regards to the ongoing trouble with the site's login problems.
I got a "Too many login failures. Account has been locked, please reset password" message and I freaked as I think I have an unused email attached to this account. Nearly at the 5,000 post mark so the last thing I want is to have to make a new one!

New Home

Pac1Man wrote: »

Oh god!! I bought a box of teabags half price, opened them and stuffed them all into the.....

....teapot.

TEAPOT.

Half of them are now ruined! Damn my daydreaming. DAMN IT TO HELL.

TL;DR - I paid half price for a half box of teabags.

Someone here was wondering what was the best way to get a strong cuppa, I'd say yours would be the ultimate way...

DareGod

Robsweezie wrote: »

Felt a sudden ringing noise in my ears today. I googled tinnitus and came across a video of a woman wanting to end her life because of it :-(

Haha. I laugh because I've been there, and as a seasoned hypochondriac, I feel I can laugh at the absurdity of self-diagnosis.

As it happens, a year ago I, too, experienced symptoms which resembled the symptoms of tinnitus. And I, too, googled it and was faced with horror stories about it.

My symptoms disappeared after a week.

That was a year ago. All is now fine.

In my case, it turned out that the symptoms I was experiencing (echoes in my ears, ringing in the ears, etc) were one of the many side effects of coming off of a medication that I'd been on for a few years.

The point being that even though the evidence pointed to tinnitus, it wasn't tinnitus.

The cases that you read about when you google symptoms on the internet are the extreme cases and are therefore, by definition, very unlikely to ever happen to you. It helps to remind yourself of this fact.

And if anything bad ever does happen to you, well just remember that something worse has always happened to someone else and they've come out of it alive and kicking.

And if the worst case scenario occurs? Personally I believe that we all possess the ability to learn to live relatively peacefully with even the most chronic of conditions (although it may take a lot of work, but is at least achievable.) So try not assume that just because other people think their life is over due to a chronic condition that that means that your life would be over too.

So while of course you should always keep an eye on these symptoms, just make sure that you remind the anxious part of your brain to take a damn chill pill once in a while and to stop needlessly bothering you so much.

DareGod

New Home wrote: »

Someone here was wondering what was the best way to get a strong cuppa, I'd say yours would be the ultimate way...

Surely leaving the teabag in longer, or just leaving it in full stop, is the answer to that "conundrum." Or am I missing something?