Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

Robsweezie

Aib are still backing brave :-(

Spanish Eyes

OMG when I see "loose" for "lose" I fekkin lose it. Sorry.

Why do people do that?

kfallon

Deleted User wrote: »

Or people who say "I loves me......."

I loves you too

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

I loves you too

I love hearing "I love you"! :P

kfallon

Deleted User wrote: »

I love hearing "I love you"! :P

I love hearing, "Will I put a finger up there?" :pac:

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

I love hearing, "Will I put a finger up there?" :pac:

What's a girl to do for a bit of romance!!

everlast75

[Deleted User] wrote: »

What's a girl to do for a bit of romance!!

Put a finger up there, clearly!

everlast75

everlast75 wrote: »

Put a finger up there, clearly!

That's what all the kids are doing these days

kfallon

Deleted User wrote: »

That's what all the kids are doing these days

Don't knock it til you try it

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

Don't knock it til you try it

Get back over to the other thread and answer my question!

Dial Hard

tomwaterford wrote:

As in yous???

There's a thread in Food & Drink called "Aldi - what do you recommend?" But the OP originally said "What do yous recommend?" and it took AGES for a mod to finally fix it. I swear to God my blood pressure rose by a few degrees every time I saw it until it was fixed.

Tom_Barry

Tired all day, now wide awake:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

kfallon

Tom_Barry wrote: »

Tired all day, now wide awake:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Fap yourself to sleep

Tom_Barry

kfallon wrote: »

Fap yourself to sleep

Ehh I'm more of a drop of lavender on my pillow kinda gal!!

Thanks anyway:pac:

Mackman

fussyonion wrote: »

Mopping floors.

I have a steam mop and yes it's great 'cos it doesn't soak the floors and dries quickly but how do you manoeuvre yourself around the place without walking on the freshly mopped floors?

I mopped the hall and kitchen and I had to walk over it to get back to the kitchen and I left footprints.

I mopped back over it and then had to wait in the living room til it was dry and then I walked into the hall and saw bits of grey fluff accumulating in the corner which is baffling as I thoroughly hoovered the whole house before mopping.

That's the worst thing about wooden floors; grey lumps of fluff that appear out of nowhere.

Anyway the floors are mopped but the kitchen floor is still wet so my longing for a cuppa will have to wait cos I'm not going back in there leaving more footprints!

Put on a clean pair of socks before you start. Works a treat.

My TA is the bloody MASSIVE adds on the Newstalk website wanting me to take a survey. It's so obtrusive. And now they have adds playing before the podcasts too. Cheeky feckers.

aaronjumper

Couldn't fall asleep all night now my body and brain want to sleep.
It's only the morning what bad could happen.

kfallon

Call scheduled for when I'm due to leave the office!

Are these yanks fúcking thick! They can shove the call tomorrow up their hole anyway :mad:

everlast75

My TA is the word "fap" - I hate it.
I think it sounds awful.
Even w**k is slightly better.
Surely there are better words can describe it all?

everlast75

My TA is the word "fap" - I hate it.
I think it sounds awful.
Even w**k is slightly better.
Surely there are better words can describe it all?

Menas

everlast75 wrote: »

My TA is the word "fap" - I hate it.
I think it sounds awful.
Even w**k is slightly better.
Surely there are better words can describe it all?

We used to call it a selfie. Until the word selfie got hijacked by the narcissists!

everlast75

Menas wrote: »

We used to call it a selfie. Until the word selfie got hijacked by the narcissists!

Now that's a MUCH better word for it. However, using it in the modern sense might raise a few eyebrows..


"I had to do about 20 selfies on the bus on the way into work until i got it right. People kept getting in the way..."

strelok

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Dial Hard

everlast75 wrote: »

My TA is the word "fap" - I hate it.
I think it sounds awful.
Even w**k is slightly better.
Surely there are better words can describe it all?

Diddling one's daddle?

fussyonion

I went off my healthy eating wagon last night and had curry chips AND onion rings after a feed of pints.

It was all very much spur of the moment..something we never do as we're saving, so money for these things is scarce.
I was glad we went out but now I'm hanging and I've raging heartburn.
Forgot how nice curry chips were though *licks lips*.

kfallon

Dial Hard wrote: »

Diddling one's daddle?

Diddle the skittle
A kitkat handshake
flicking the bean
spreading the beef curtains

and my all time favourite......

*drumroll*

rasherin' the gee off yourself :pac:

maudgonner

kfallon wrote: »

Diddle the skittle
A kitkat handshake
flicking the bean
spreading the beef curtains

and my all time favourite......

*drumroll*

rasherin' the gee off yourself :pac:

Beef, really? Are you calling us heifers? Ooooh, you're in trouble now :mad:

(And as for the rashers one, well I won't even dignify it with a comment...)

kfallon

maudgonner wrote: »

Beef, really? Are you calling us heifers? Ooooh, you're in trouble now :mad:

(And as for the rashers one, well I won't even dignify it with a comment...)

Beef curtains is an internationally renowned term for the female genitalia.....or as you might know it, the spazhole :P

everlast75

Dial Hard wrote: »

Diddling one's daddle?

Thanks Flanders! :P

maudgonner

kfallon wrote: »

Beef curtains is an internationally renowned term for the female genitalia.....or as you might know it, the spazhole :P

You really should get into the erotic literature market, you silver-tongued devil. :P

kfallon

maudgonner wrote: »

You really should get into the erotic literature market, you silver-tongued devil. :P

"He pushed me to the bed, spread my beef curtains and entered his spunk blunderbuss inside my gusset which was wetter than an otters pocket.

As he gyrated on top of me, I introduced a finger into his balloon knot, this drove him over the edge as he withdrew his 'kojak in a polo neck' and held it just above my funbags, I gasped in ecstasy as his magnificent veiny member shot his filthy yoghurt all over my bangers......"

I really have missed my calling :P

OldNotWIse

everlast75 wrote: »

My TA is the word "fap" - I hate it.
I think it sounds awful.
Even w**k is slightly better.
Surely there are better words can describe it all?

Is it because the word actually sounds like the action?

fapfapfapfapfap...fap.fapfapfapfapfapfapfap....fapfap....fffffffaaaaaaap.fapfap....fapfap.....FAP!!!

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Is it because the word actually sounds like the action?

fapfapfapfapfap...fap.fapfapfapfapfapfapfap....fapfap....fffffffaaaaaaap.fapfap....fapfap.....FAP!!!

I imagine so. But why then is a wa@k so called ?

This Fat Girl Runs

It annoys me when I start to walk around a car that's pulled out of a driveway or side lane only to have it drive away so I'm left walking around a big empty space. :P

kfallon

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I imagine so. But why then is a wa@k so called ?

Why is it called.....

A hand shandy
Flicking one off the wrist
Throttling your lodger
Roughing up the suspect
Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
A one arm drum improvisation
Spanking the monkey
etc etc

tis just the way it is, don't question these things, just go with the flwo

everlast75

everlast75 wrote: »

My TA is the word "fap" - I hate it.
I think it sounds awful.
Even w**k is slightly better.
Surely there are better words can describe it all?

Me too. Especially when I say "I'm tired/bored/fed up" and the response is "go have a fap".

Where did it even come from?! Ugh. Hate it.

armaghlad

Can't stand men that wear those bobble beanie hats. They make you look like a dick. Especially at football training!

kfallon

armaghlad wrote: »

Can't stand men that wear those bobble beanie hats. They make you look like a dick. Especially at football training!

Puts on my bobble hat beanie that I have with me today.....

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

Puts on my bobble hat beanie that I have with me today.....

Such wankerism!

bodhrandude

strelok wrote: »

item sent to customs

What was it, 'hard to get booze' or aerosols or batteries?

strelok

bodhrandude wrote: »

What was it, 'hard to get booze' or aerosols or batteries?

it rhymes with smokayne

kfallon

Deleted User wrote: »

Such wankerism!

You can ask me arse and call tomorrow :P

grundie

The fact that although it is still rare, the number of employers requiring a completed LinkedIn profile to apply for a job is rising.

kfallon

TA'd that me flute isn't 'sitting' properly in me jocks today, like it to hang down to the left usually but it just won't stay there and is going central and I'm not enjoying the friction with me undies when I walk around.....

Worst. Thing. Ever. :mad:

:P

maudgonner

kfallon wrote: »

TA'd that me flute isn't 'sitting' properly in me jocks today, like it to hang down to the left usually but it just won't stay there and is going central and I'm not enjoying the friction with me undies when I walk around.....

Worst. Thing. Ever. :mad:

:P

I think the phrase "too much information" was coined with you in mind


Also, bit of duct tape will sort that right out for you :eek:

kfallon

maudgonner wrote: »

I think the phrase "too much information" was coined with you in mind


Also, bit of duct tape will sort that right out for you :eek:

I'm not putting duct tape round me left ankle just to keep it in place ffs

:pac:

Mesrine65

kfallon wrote: »

TA'd that me flute isn't 'sitting' properly in me jocks today, like it to hang down to the left usually but it just won't stay there and is going central and I'm not enjoying the friction with me undies when I walk around.....

Worst. Thing. Ever. :mad:

:P

Does sir dress to the left or the right?

kfallon

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Does sir dress to the left or the right?

Always the left, I'm a citóg :P

nicki11

Samsgirl wrote: »

Forgot that tomorrow is Ash Wednesday and this has upset my menu plan as I have shephards pie planned.

I plan on eating tacos and pancakes today regardless , OH has manflu though so heading to the doc with him today

Mesrine65

Canvassers...fuck off

whiskeyman

That first couple of mins when you're waiting for the car to heat up and your hands are frozen to the wheel...

bbbrrrrrrr!!!