The Grey Guignol(Lair Thread)

StripedBoxers

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

back home from the coalface & chillin' before I have to do it all over again.

Hows Stripey

All good here Chillin' for the night as well, preparing myself for this weekend

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

Howdy doody

Evening PawPaw

x Purple Pawprints x

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

All good here, bit tired but will persevere. Too early to being going to leaba.


How's alll in Casa de Paws.

It is a little bit early. Give it another hour or so, then it's acceptable. I'll be doing the same.

I'm good today. Feeling a bit better. I bought myself Dara O' Briain's new DVD today so that's my night sorted.

StripedBoxers wrote: »

All good here Chillin' for the night as well, preparing myself for this weekend

Evening PawPaw

Looking forward to this weekend myself

Hi Boxers

StripedBoxers

Why do people make plans, then cancel at the last minute?

Really winds me up.

Friend and I had plans for this weekend, so she cancelled at the last minute, with an excuse.

Not the first time this has happened either.

I was in great form til 15 mins ago.

She is after really pissing me off. :mad:

x Purple Pawprints x

For the record, it wasn't me.

Ted_YNWA

Do the same to her Stripey

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Do the same to her Stripey

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

For the record, it wasn't me.

If it was, then definitely do it !!!!!

StripedBoxers

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

For the record, it wasn't me.

:pac:

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Do the same to her Stripey

I can't, she won't make plans. :P

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

If it was, then definitely do it !!!!!

:pac:

So she asked was I annoyed, and I pretty much said I was, and she said I "spoilt".

Is she for real.

I'm spoilt because I am annoyed over her cancelling plans at the last minute, more than once.

x Purple Pawprints x

She said what? :eek:

Just because you're not putting up with her being a flake?

(This seems to be a today's theme, I had a similar issue with my friend)

Black Swan

StripedBoxers wrote: »

She is after really pissing me off. :mad:

This expression reminds me of a humourous story once told by two friends who were brothers. They were very young when an incident occurred. One brother, who we will call Ron, had a habit of sleep walking. The other brother, who we'll call Dave, slept soundly. One night Ron dreamed that he had to go really bad, and climbed out of bed and walked to the W/C to relieve himself. He did in his dream, but all of a sudden he was awoken by his brother Dave, screaming at him! Ron had been sleep walking, not just dreaming, but he had walked to Dave's bed not the W/C, and he had just pissed on Dave while he slept for real. Years later, when recalling this, Dave will say with a laugh, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

The story, as stories go, seems a bit incredible to me in telling it, especially because it had been told to me in a pub after a couple tall ones, but there's a message someplace here for you Boxers, as well as for the rest of us when pissed-off methinks. The Greeks called such things Tragic Comedies, and if you go back and look at what pissed you off, you might find something ironic or foolish in another's behaviour, and then laugh about it, if not now, then perhaps later.

XR3i

Black Swan wrote: »

This expression reminds me of a humourous story once told by two friends who were brothers. They were very young when an incident occurred. One brother, who we will call Ron, had a habit of sleep walking. The other brother, who we'll call Dave, slept soundly. One night Ron dreamed that he had to go really bad, and climbed out of bed and walked to the W/C to relieve himself. He did in his dream, but all of a sudden he was awoken by his brother Dave, screaming at him! Ron had been sleep walking, not just dreaming, but he had walked to Dave's bed not the W/C, and he had just pissed on Dave while he slept for real. Years later, when recalling this, Dave will say with a laugh, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

The story, as stories go, seems a bit incredible to me in telling it, especially because it had been told to me in a pub after a couple tall ones, but there's a message someplace here for you Boxers, as well as for the rest of us when pissed-off methinks. The Greeks called such things Tragic Comedies, and if you go back and look at what pissed you off, you might find something ironic or foolish in another's behaviour, and then laugh about it, if not now, then perhaps later.

you should write more swannie

x Purple Pawprints x

WANT!

Black Swan

XR3i wrote: »

you should write more swannie

Thanks XR3i. Years ago I wrote a few short-short fictions for boards' Creative Writing forum, but stopped for some reason. Here's one called Cat Shopping that you may like. My user name was Blue_Lagoon back then, officially changing it to Black Swan later on.

XR3i

Black Swan wrote: »

Thanks XR3i. Years ago I wrote a few short-short fictions for boards' Creative Writing forum, but stopped for some reason. Here's one called Cat Shopping that you may like. My user name was Blue_Lagoon back then, officially changing it to Black Swan later on.

thanks for makin' me smile on numerous occasions

Ted_YNWA

When did our beloved Swannie sneak in?

Black Swan

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

When did our beloved Swannie sneak in?

Ted always knows what to say during times like these. Methinks Ted and XR3i are a couple of the reasons why I like coming to the Lair.

Ted_YNWA

Black Swan wrote: »

Ted always knows what to say during times like these. Methinks Ted and XR3i are a couple of the reasons why I like coming to the Lair.

that's more like it.

How is all on the Westside ( in best Gangsta accent)

Black Swan

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

How is all on the Westside ( in best Gangsta accent)

Like it's just cool out here Ted, like I like it most times bro. Like the weather, like the pool parties, like the beaches with waves like no place on Earth. Like what's not to like Ted? Like, like what huh? (in Valley Speak)

Ted_YNWA

I guess, like, the locals like to say like, like.

StripedBoxers

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

She said what? :eek:

Just because you're not putting up with her being a flake?

(This seems to be a today's theme, I had a similar issue with my friend)

I know, can you believe.

Apparently because I live at home, I don't have anything to pay for.

No, I don't have electric, bins, water, food etc to pay for, the service providers and supermarkets provide all of those for free. :rolleyes:

Black Swan wrote: »

This expression reminds me of a humourous story once told by two friends who were brothers. They were very young when an incident occurred. One brother, who we will call Ron, had a habit of sleep walking. The other brother, who we'll call Dave, slept soundly. One night Ron dreamed that he had to go really bad, and climbed out of bed and walked to the W/C to relieve himself. He did in his dream, but all of a sudden he was awoken by his brother Dave, screaming at him! Ron had been sleep walking, not just dreaming, but he had walked to Dave's bed not the W/C, and he had just pissed on Dave while he slept for real. Years later, when recalling this, Dave will say with a laugh, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

The story, as stories go, seems a bit incredible to me in telling it, especially because it had been told to me in a pub after a couple tall ones, but there's a message someplace here for you Boxers, as well as for the rest of us when pissed-off methinks. The Greeks called such things Tragic Comedies, and if you go back and look at what pissed you off, you might find something ironic or foolish in another's behaviour, and then laugh about it, if not now, then perhaps later.

This has me in stitches :pac: Thanks Swannie, this has cheered me up a lot

Black Swan wrote: »

Thanks XR3i. Years ago I wrote a few short-short fictions for boards' Creative Writing forum, but stopped for some reason. Here's one called Cat Shopping that you may like. My user name was Blue_Lagoon back then, officially changing it to Black Swan later on.

Oooh, I will be checking those out, see what else can make me laugh

Love reading stories

x Purple Pawprints x

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

that's more like it.

How is all on the Westside ( in best Gangsta accent)

I have absolutely no idea why but I read that in a Jamaican accent!

Ted_YNWA

x Purple Pawprints x wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea why but I read that in a Jamaican accent!

I'm sure there can be Jamaican Ganstas too.

x Purple Pawprints x

I'm sure there can

I bought Dara O' Briain's new DVD today, I'm just getting into bed to watch it now.

Ted_YNWA

I'll be getting in soon.





My bed that is before the dirty minded lot in here get ideas.

x Purple Pawprints x

Hehe :pac:

StripedBoxers

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I'll be getting in soon.





My bed that is before the dirty minded lot in here get ideas.

Don't like sharing I take it Ted?

/sorry :pac:

Lithium93_

Business as usual here then

StripedBoxers

Lithium93_ wrote: »

Business as usual here then

:pac:

Lithium93_

I love this place so much, never know what kind of conversation you'd join

StripedBoxers

Lithium93_ wrote: »

I love this place so much, never know what kind of conversation you'd join

+1 to this.

I was in horrid form after my friend wound me up, now I'm in great form, thanks to this place.

the Lair

StripedBoxers

Why am I hungry at this time of night?

I had food earlier, and was full after it, it wasn't that long ago either, so why am I hungry again, especially at midnight?