Newcastle v Liverpool, 6/12 4pm, SS1

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ibe smees to be too slow to hit the lng ball in. Benteke has a run into a bit of spce and Ibe runs at the defender and ultimately loses it.

emo72

getting a bit headless out there now. a change is coming.

Knex*

Wonder are they a bit leggy out there, everything just seems sluggish and a bit off.

Ibe's brain isn't sending signals to his feet fast enough. Or at all.

ERG89

Firmino has been poor again.
I keep forgetting he's playing tbh

That_Guy

Andre Marriner, you can book him you know. Bloody hell.

SlickRic

I want to punch Ibe in the face.

He does the same thing every time and fails.

Knex*

Screaming "pass it" at Ibe far too much...

Paully D

This performance must be due to McClaren breaking his swearing ban.

LuckyLloyd

IBE NEEDS TO GET OFF THE ****ING PITCH :mad:

Too slow of thought. He's trying, but he's ****ing too many moves up.

SlickRic

FÚCKING SERIOUSLY IBE!!!!

Turtyturd

Ibe is having a Sterling.

Agent Coulson

That dog that keeps appearing on the electronic pitchside hoarding is more interesting than this game.

machiavellianme

SlickRic wrote: »

I want to punch Ibe in the face.

He does the same thing every time and fails.

Yep, a pure one trick pony. It's not even a great trick and rarely works out.

Berserker

kingshankly wrote: »

Lucas has been awfull today get him off

Would be worried about him getting a second yellow too.

That_Guy

Anita/Colback will get sent off... Calm down.

Gbear

You think if we point out how much worse this is than normal they'll let us make 5 subs?

ctrl-alt-delete

Liverpool's passing has been shocking at times today.

shamrock55

Firminho is pure dung

machiavellianme

That's awful from Lucas

machiavellianme

The llama and the studge to do the business

Berserker

Shows how bad the PL is this year that this Liverpool team are title contenders.

Knex*

That tackle is as bad as this match

Pyjamarama

shamrock55 wrote: »

Firminho is pure dung

Today he's been poor. I'm sure you weren't saying that after the City game.

Turtyturd

Filthy by Cisse.

That_Guy

Awful awful challenge.

Osmosis Jones

They're all **** take them all off

Charlie19

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Very poor first half....missing the second half so I suppose it'll turn into a brilliant game.

Old School was on TV over the weekend.

Kerrigooney and his wife off to Home Depot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYsoEwWNK0

Gbear

3 really poor tackles put in by Newcastle today.

Agent Coulson

Thankfully that tackle was on Lallana if it was Sturridge he would have been out for the rest of the season.

Paully D

Marriner has been awful for both sides today.

That_Guy

Sissoko has been poor today. No other alternatives there though.

Osmosis Jones

Would've liked to see Firmino with Sturridge

Turtyturd

Mignolet is the goalkeeper version of Ibe.

Release the f*cking ball.

LuckyLloyd

It's a shocking performance. Lots of players look off.

ERG89

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

Would've liked to see Firmino with Sturridge

Would have liked to have seen Firmino myself tbh

ctrl-alt-delete

Perez on to grab the winner.

Tusky

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Today he's been poor. I'm sure you weren't saying that after the City game.

In fairness, he has been poor since the City game.

That_Guy

A team I can possibly get on board with it finally!! Bit of bollocks about them. Consistency is the worry.

BoJack Horseman

Pete Donaldson is right...
Newcastle do indeed raise their level for the televised games.... in the hope of getting the hell out of Newcastle!

And why on earth do Liverpool always seem to struggle against the weaker teams.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What formation are we playing? 5-5-0?

GLaDOS

Oh deary me

Knex*

Dreadful, really.

citytillidie

It was coming

SlickRic

Was coming.

We've been absolutely woeful.

Headshot

He deserves that.

mada999

FFS.........

LuckyLloyd

Annoying, but that's what happens when you play like we have.

ronjo

Yay

billymitchell

Standard

Turtyturd

Boom!