Drunk Thread

Mint Aero

6 Drink Minimum to enter here. Must post pics of empties to prove your worth. Mods I trust you'll honor this and ban dry posters.

Mods grab me a beer from the fridge there while you're out in the kitchen and bring me in a sandwich while you're at it and don't forget to turn off the light and close the door to keep the heat in.

XR3i

i wish i was an angle

keith16

Go home drunk, you are thread.

Tin Foil Hat

I'm on my forth. A nice Green Spot whiskey. Can I come in?

PTH2009

Drunk 5th bottle of cider

XR3i

some thing something speaking spanish

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Snow way I can pick a ticture of these bokkles....they keeps movin'.

C.K Dexter Haven

Mint Aero wrote: »

6 Drink Minimum to enter here. Must post pics of empties to prove your worth. Mods I trust you'll honor this and ban dry posters.

Mods grab me a beer from the fridge there while you're out in the kitchen and bring me in a sandwich while you're at it and don't forget to turn off the light and close the door to keep the heat in.

I'm on the dry tonight- go on, ban me:p

XR3i

ha?

The_Valeyard

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I'm on the dry tonight- go on, ban me:p

I'd laugh if they did for the craic

ASoberThought

I'm off the gargle over 3 weeks....just sayin'

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I'm on the dry tonight- go on, ban me:p

You can be the desig, designited, desting, the sober one to get us home....hee hee good luk with dat.

C.K Dexter Haven

Itzayana Substantial Servitude wrote: »

You can be the desig, designited, desting, the sober one to get us home....hee hee good luk with dat.

Ah Jayzus, you AH people are too clever by far:(

:P

muskyj

having a few glasses of red while watching the darts (I know! not exactly typical darts lush) but there is a bottle of jameson giving me the look from the countertop. think I am in there! .

speaking of whiskey, what do people think is the best(not most popular) scotch???

The_Valeyard

So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the Congo
Oh no no no no no
Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords
I make it clear

tomwaterford

I had drinks a couple of weeks ago...

Mr. CooL ICE

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

I'm on the dry tonight- go on, ban me:p

not

BANNED

Bio Mech

Fine don't let me in then. I hate this place anyway I only came here because there is no cover charge.

First time I have ever typed that rather than shouting it at a bouncer.

XR3i

don't drink so much !!!!

Mr. CooL ICE

ASoberThought wrote: »

I'm off the gargle over 3 weeks....just sayin'

also not

BANNED

XR3i wrote: »

don't drink so much !!!!

*places hand on ban hammer sheath*

To Elland Back

Walking a fine line here. On the wine since 5 and starting to fall asleep here and 'He' hasn't bitten on another thread yet.

jeremymurphy

I am drinking, not drunk yet cos only had 4 cans

Drinking to wish
1. I was not fat.
2. I was handsome.
3. I did not love a bitch.
4. She is not a bitch, just honest that I am not good enough for her.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

not

BANNED

Oh you're a mean drunk. It's cristymas. He didn't mean to be jober as a sudge.

Dunny

Are those my feet??

XR3i

adeste fidelis , laeti triumfantum

venite venite in be-eth-leham

Mr. CooL ICE

jeremymurphy wrote: »

I am drinking, not drunk yet cos only had 4 cans

*cough*

Mint Aero wrote: »

6 Drink Minimum to enter here.

I'm away for a few minutes. You better get two of something into ya before I get back if you wanna stay

Bio Mech

jeremymurphy wrote: »

I am drinking, not drunk yet cos only had 4 cans

Drinking to wish
1. I was not fat.
2. I was handsome.
3. I did not love a bitch.
4. She is not a bitch, just honest that I am not good enough for her.

Ah man. Have another one or two. Watch a good movie. Forget her for a while. Tomorrow is a new day.

It will seem better in the daylight

Bio Mech

XR3i wrote: »

i'll sell ya a van

Have another one or two. Watch some top gear. Forget about vans for a while.

It won't look like such a big dag-transporting wagon in the daylight.

Clive Bisquette

Hello ?
Jerst tipped back four pints of very nice Guinness .....currently half way down a bott of S/Blanc...does that qualify me fer admission ?

jeremymurphy

Clive Bisquette wrote: »

Hello ?
Jerst tipped back four pints of very nice Guinness .....currently half way down a bott of S/Blanc...does that qualify me fer admission ?

S/Blanc????What about never mix the grape and the grain?

Clive Bisquette

Clive Bisquette wrote: »

Hello ?
Jerst tipped back four pints of very nice Guinness .....currently half way down a bott of S/Blanc...does that qualify me fer admission ?

Fcukin Does ( C Bisquette- admissions guy )

Mr. CooL ICE

jeremymurphy wrote: »

S/Blanc????What about never mix the grape and the grain?

Screw that. He's mixing drinks. Get 'im in here

Clive Bisquette

jeremymurphy wrote: »

S/Blanc????What about never mix the grape and the grain?

**** happens !

Clive Bisquette

Hi Folks ..ding dang...what you Dudes DRINKIN ?

Mint Aero

Sherry Niles

XR3i

Clive Bisquette wrote: »

Hi Folks ..ding dang...what you Dudes DRINKIN ?

petrol

muskyj

creme de menthe

The Backwards Man

Crowd of eejits.

Colser

Itzayana Substantial Servitude wrote: »

Oh you're a mean drunk. It's cristymas. He didn't mean to be jober as a sudge.

Itzayana Substantial Servitude Im shocked at you:eek: Youre the sensible person thats meant to be driving us all home later.

Badly Drunk Boy

muskyj wrote: »

having a few glasses of red while watching the darts (I know! not exactly typical darts lush) but there is a bottle of jameson giving me the look from the countertop. think I am in there! .

speaking of whiskey, what do people think is the best(not most popular) scotch???

Are you trying to catch out a few drunks with a trick question? Whiskey is Irish (or American) usually, but Scotch is whisky.

I like Jameson. I don't like Scotch.

XR3i

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Crowd of eejits.

lokk who's talkin II

NoHornJan

XR3i wrote: »

some thing something speaking spanish

Ole.

muskyj

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Crowd of eejits.

don't mind him, tis the drink talking!

Colser

muskyj wrote: »

don't mind him, tis the drink talking!

Its not Monday night is it?

XR3i

NoHornJan wrote: »

Ole.

quatro cetente noventa y nueve

ArtyM

I just happened to have brought my Guitar, for some bizarre reason.

All together now...
Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow Realised......

Mr. CooL ICE

ArtyM wrote: »

I just happened to have brought my Guitar, for some bizarre reason.

All together now...
Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow Realised......

*ahem*

Corpus Twisty

XR3i wrote: »

quatro cetente noventa y nueve

Feck you and your fancy french lingo.

6?? Pfft. 6 is for cissies.

Crumpets

ArtyM wrote: »

I just happened to have brought my Guitar, for some bizarre reason.

All together now...
Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow Realised......

Get out

Bongalongherb

Not drunk yet. Had 8 cans of Tuborg and 1 spliff (of which grows naturally out of the ground in warm soil) I feel a bit light, but we'll see how things go in another 5 hours...

This is me now, the banana in her hands (I know, it sounds like a song) We'll see how things are in 4 hours from now. Look at the shock in my eyes being held tightly by the Taoiseach, squeezed lovingly.

Seems to be a problem with attachments it seems....

KERSPLAT!

I MADE THE BBC!!

/Swig