Drunk Thread

XR3i

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I MADE THE BBC!!

/Swig

said the actress to the bishop

NoHornJan

XR3i wrote: »

quatro cetente noventa y nueve

Feliz Navidad.

NoHornJan

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Crowd of eejits.

Very easy to say.

Bongalongherb

Dance all you virtual posters..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFoKGo0LwlM

XR3i

i spoke with jesus

he said

"put that poison out of your feeble mind and go back to the people who speak with the mouth full"

Mint Aero

Mint Aero wrote: »

Must post pics of empties to prove your worth. Mods I trust you'll honor this and ban dry posters.

Am I the first?

Herb Powell

YOu can feck off with your proof pics!

Chaaaape bottles of La Goudale are starting Christmas wonderfully.

I just read my own last post (on the forum not on this thread) and realised that I am uncharacteristically drunk

Having not been a drinker for some time I am not sure where to go from here

Erm....... help?

XR3i

wat timw is midnite mas?

DEFTLEFTHAND

XR3i wrote: »

wat timw is midnite mas?

9pm in most parishes.

ponzook

Bustin this out of my stereo having a few nice cold bevvies!

XR3i

i'm kinda tempted to wire up the guitarr and play a tune

Sunnyisland

I just dropped by I not staying....

XR3i

realies wrote: »

I just dropped by I not staying....

sing us a tune

Sunnyisland

XR3i wrote: »

sing us a tune

As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains.
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'.
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier.
I said stand o'er and deliver or the devil he may take ya.

Musha ring dumb a do dumb a da.
Whack for my daddy-o,
Whack for my daddy-o.
There's whiskey in the jar-o


right I am outahere for me greentea.....

XR3i

and if anyone can aid me its me brother in the army

if i can find his station in cork or in killarny

keith16

Just opened my first can.

XR3i

drank all my stash of cans last night, slept all day, best xmas ever

Herb Powell

Ah sure jaysus.

Plenty people left to pick up the slack.

XR3i

well back to tea for me

was nice while it lasted

Sir Osis of Liver.

I've got four slabs to get through.
So much beer,so little time.

So long suckers.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Go on my san.

Zimmey

I had one hot port today. ONE. Might have a hot whisky later. I'm crazy, me. Crazy bitch, they call me.

Medusa22

I am drinking mulled wine and vodka with Pepsi, I really shouldn't be on boards

Shrap

Medusa22 wrote: »

I am drinking mulled wine and vodka with Pepsi, I really shouldn't be on boards

Ah, ya should. Best place for you ;-)

Ew, but. I'm guessing the vodka and pepsi is to help the cold and rather sickly mulled wine go down?! I can't talk though. Started the day with a whiskey coffee and just finished an entire bottle of bordeaux to myself. Heading on to the bushmills now (maybe). I'll be rotten tomorrow, but I ate enough to feed a family of four, so maybe I'll be ok...... :eek:

Corvo

Smashed a bottle of brilliant red wine, a half bottle of Bushmills and a few bottles of corona. Not drunk, because I've eaten 8 stone of turkey.

keith16

Corvo wrote: »

Smashed a bottle of brilliant red wine, a half bottle of Bushmills and a few bottles of corona. Not drunk, because I've eaten 8 stone of turkey.

8 stone. A fine turkey but a fine baby.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Myself and the brother here are getting fairly 'lit'. on father's whiskey selection

Anesthetize

You're all a bunch of ****ing Nazis.

Spanish Eyes

I just cannot believe that Mods are "working" tonight.

Fair play to them. (but there may be a clean up in the morning after drunken threads and posts tonight) lol.

I suppose the mods all took the Pledge and can hit us with the BATA if needs be. Anyone remember that term?

B.A._Baracus

On my second beer of Lidl's finiest... perlenbacher

It's funny. Christmas is the one time of the year where its perfectly acceptable to drink beers on your own (well at night) and watch tv or surf the net. It's drunkingly unwinding down from the big day itself.

tashiusclay

Is anyone still awake?? Someone save a Mayo man from staring at the ceiling till sleep eventually kicks me in the arse...way too many Irish coffees tonight!

deco nate

tashiusclay wrote: »

Is anyone still awake?? Someone save a Mayo man from staring at the ceiling till sleep eventually kicks me in the arse...way too many Irish coffees tonight!

After hours are a bunch of light weights!.... (opens another beer) ya Wana fight, or dance? Cos I'll dance with ya

FloatingVoter

Falling into bed. 12 cans of Giunness and a litre of vodka have wet the baby Jesus head.

a fair party for a solo mission.

tashiusclay

deco nate wrote: »

After hours are a bunch of light weights!.... (opens another beer) ya Wana fight, or dance? Cos I'll dance with ya

Fighting ain't my thing when steamed, I must be an absolute novelty these days, being an Irishman with a lame attitude like that??

deco nate

tashiusclay wrote: »

Fighting ain't my thing when steamed, I must be an absolute novelty these days, being an Irishman with a lame attitude like that??

Na. Dancing is the new fighting, I take it you didn't get the memo..

Colser

Wine is not my friend:(

tashiusclay

deco nate wrote: »

Na. Dancing is the new fighting, I take it you didn't get the memo..

No, I'm fairly backward with social media memes? Enlighten me?

tashiusclay

Colser wrote: »

Wine is not my friend:(

Copious amounts of surplus Christmas whiskey will not be my friend tomorrow either...

XR3i

one for the road

Charlie19

I can't drink tonight, I had two tablespoons of Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze.

XR3i

sweet dreams

I had a baileys coffee. I should have gone to the pub to have it. Would have been cheaper.

XR3i

Deleted User wrote: »

I had a baileys coffee. I should have gone to the pub to have it. Would have been cheaper.

sláinte anyway

Dubs1990

A good few pints of the cream stuff in the grave diggers !! Think myself and the dad will make a knew tradition out of this !! What a s**t hole but brilliant at the same time !!

XR3i

XR3i wrote: »

sláinte anyway

Cheers!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Starting up again now. This will be the last stretch, I'm going straight on New Years Day. Looking forward to being alcohol and tobacco free in 2016.

harry Bailey esq

I'm more of a functional dipso,kinda in the way a lot of chefs would be,so I don't really get drunk as such.I'm having a bottle of powers at the moment and herself isn't having a drop so I'll see where that takes me,bottoms up friends,and happy holidays to all on boards.

snowgal

Just having my first glass of red now. And so it begins, again!

kfallon

XR3i wrote: »

one for the road

Two for the ditch!