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  • #2
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Mentions of banned people are viciously oppressed around here, in case a baying mob forms and starts a backlash against the admins. Eventually this could spill over into the real life (known as "meatspace" to those in the know) and the said mob could make their way to the boards HQ.

    Picture a bunch of raging boardsies breaking their way into some plush office in Dublin full of beanbags and as soon as they make their way in through the door there'll be bits of server and torn off hipster beards being horsed around all over the shop


  • #3
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Oh, no! Was he an imposter of Santa Claus? :(

    I had PMed him my letter.


  • #4
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,672 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Peregrine wrote: »
    Oh, no! Was he an imposter of Santa Claus?

    There are no imposters around here!


  • #5
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    I'm Spartacus!


  • #6
    con___manx1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    Mentions of banned people are viciously oppressed around here, in case a baying mob forms and starts a backlash against the admins. Eventually this could spill over into the real life (known as "meatspace" to those in the know) and the said mob could make their way to the boards HQ.

    Picture a bunch of raging boardsies breaking their way into some plush office in Dublin full of beanbags and as soon as they make their way in through the door there'll be bits of server and torn off hipster beards being horsed around all over the shop
    .
    hopefully he only got 11 months in prison or we are all screwed next year lol


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  • #7
    stevek93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭stevek93


    Very loud children here doing my head in...


  • #8
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    .
    hopefully he only got 11 months in prison or we are all screwed next year lol

    If he's not out by then we'll just have to form the mob I mentioned earlier. I'll bring a crowbar for the door.


  • #9
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    He had a bit too much sherry and made some off colour jokes about the Israelis.


  • #10
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »
    If he's not out by then we'll just have to form the mob I mentioned earlier. I'll bring a crowbar for the door.

    Mr.Freeman?


  • #11
    falan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    I'm Spartacus!

    No i'm spartacus!


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  • #12
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    There's no such thing as fake santa. They all work for him, duh.


  • #13
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    So meta.


  • #14
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Backwards man you should have set up a poll to see if Mr Clause should be unbanned from Prison in the Christmas spirit.

    Terrible Pity that the likes of Forty Coats and Wanderly Wagon have long left the screens of RTÉ television.

    No Doubt Forty Coats or the pair with Judge the dog would come up with some solution to this conundrum.


  • #15
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,596 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    falan wrote: »
    No i'm spartacus!

    No I'm spartacus and so is my wife


  • #16
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    So, Santy's in prison? Well it's not my fault. I baked a file into the mince pie I left out for him, along with the glass of milk and carrot for Rudolph.

    If the big fat fecker had turned up with my presents LIKE HE HASN'T FOR THE LAST FEW DECADES, he would have had his escape method sorted, no bother.

    Now who's on the naughty list? Karma's a bitch eh Santy?


  • #17
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Santa is kicking ass but I think it might be futile. One of the admins was not happy with their present!
    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    There are no imposters around here!

    Next mod beers will be on your private island, yeah?


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    I'm Spartacus!

    And I'm Brian :pac:


  • #19
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Mr Clause is still fighting his corner in the Prison thread, rugged old goon.

    Now, what I want to know is,

    Did any boards MOD ask for an actual live Ewok?, the teddybears in Starwars.


  • #20
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,373 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    falan wrote: »
    No i'm spartacus!

    I'm Sparkytoes!


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