What ever happened to breast implants ?

Tim Reilly

About 10 years ago most girls were getting breast implants but now I don't hear anything at all about them.

Cee-Jay-Cee

No one gives a tits about them anymore.

SEPT 23 1989

Most girls didn't and they never will

drunkmonkey

There making a baywatch movie with KellyBrook, Boobs will be back in fashion again soon.

Penny Tration

"most" women didn't. Some did, the way some do now.

Only difference I can see is that the majority of people getting them are going for 'natural' looking cup sizes (B to D or whatever), rather than the previous trend for impossibly large, fake looking implants.

No massive balloon implants = no media frenzy.

whatismyname

That's the second AH thread in two days that an OP had a weird definition of the word 'most'.

No, 'most girls' were not getting breast implants

Junkyard Tom

What ever happened to white dog shit?

Azalea

There doesn't seem to be any less getting them now than there were 10 years ago, i.e. not many - the odd famous person lets it be known. Same as ever.

wakka12

Most girls don't get them, I'd bet my life savings less than 5% even get them.
Also they've probably advanced a lot in the last decade and are a lot more natural looking, thus you don't notice the implants and think less people are getting them.

Fr_Dougal

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

What ever happened to white dog shit?

The reason there used to be a lot of dog poo is because owners used to feed their mutts on bones, high level of calcium; hence the white colour.

I'd imagine there aren't as many boob jobs these days because of the leaky implants from a few years ago, that would have put a lot of women off.

NachoBusiness

It always takes years and years for anyone to pay attention to what men have to say but I think finally they actually started to believe us when we said they were ugly looking monstrosities. Never seen a pair of bolt ons that made a woman look more attractive than she would without. Even if she was flat chested, a woman looks infinitely sexier than she would with those lumps of silicone stuck to her. Imagine Michelle Pfeiffffferrrrr had had fake tits put in after Grease 2. Not a chance she'd have been seen as the classy bit of skirt she was since.

GLaDOS

I don't think I know a single girl who has implants.

The Randy Riverbeast

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I don't think I know a single girl who has implants.

They wouldnt be single with a nice pair :pac:

Peregrine

Maybe (and I'm hypothesising) women are more likely to get them at a young age and you and your peers just got older as ten years passed.

Medusa22

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

What ever happened to white dog shit?

Believe it or not, I saw a white dog sh1t just a couple of months ago, I marvelled at it!

Junkyard Tom

Medusa22 wrote: »

Believe it or not, I saw a white dog sh1t just a couple of months ago, I marvelled at it!

Did you see a white dog doing a shit or the white shit of a dog?

Azalea

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Did you see a white dog doing a shit or the white shit of a dog?

I saw a dog with breast implants doing a white shyte.

Medusa22

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Did you see a white dog doing a shit or the white shit of a dog?

I saw the white sh1t of a dog, the culprit was nowhere in sight!

NachoBusiness

Paula Radcliffe something something.

Azalea

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I don't think I know a single girl who has implants.

I know one woman who got implants a few years ago - just small ones though, not the big balloon jobbies. Otherwise nobody else that I know of.

Mr Sea Wolf

It's big arses that are in style now

nullzero

So breast implants are made of white dog sh1t? Is that right? Must be.

nullzero

Mr Sea Wolf wrote: »

It's big arses that are in style now

Arse implants, or Mc Donalds as its also known.

Medusa22

nullzero wrote: »

So breast implants are made of white dog sh1t? Is that right? Must be.

Well the problem is that breast implants are made of white dog sh1t but white dog sh1t is like gold dust these days, and apparently so are breast implants :pac:

colm_mcm

they went tits-up

RobertKK

They died with Lolo Ferrari.

wil

It's all puppy implants these days.

Nsfw

starry_eyed

Azalea wrote: »

I know one woman who got implants a few years ago - just small ones though, not the big balloon jobbies. Otherwise nobody else that I know of.

Why pay to have small breasts? You may as well get reverse liposuction or reverse botox to make you extra wrinkly.

Azalea

starry_eyed wrote: »

Why pay to have small breasts?

It's more than no breasts I suppose.

starry_eyed

Azalea wrote: »

It's more than no breasts I suppose.

It's like if you were starving and someone offered you a meal but you said no, I'll just have this one singular nut instead.

Medusa22

starry_eyed wrote: »

It's like if you were starving and someone offered you a meal but you said no, I'll just have this one singular nut instead.

Maybe they want to have boobs that are in proportion with their body size so they don't look ridiculous?

I know two girls with implants. Both look better for it in my opinion.

Both were fairly flat chested. One went marginally larger, barely noticeably so (they protrude about an inch, i'd say. Hardly worth bothering with in my opinion) and the other went full on 'porn star' tits. They're huge. And amazing. And I encourage all women to do the same!

Hammer89

Maybe females realised that lads actually don't care what size their tits are and consequently stopped getting them done. I like breasts as much as the next man but I don't care if my future wife looks like an 11-year-old boy in the tit department.

rodge68

Plenty of "Ladies" here in Bangkok with boob jobs done !! Prob alot more but I haven't checked !!! They frighten me !!Honest

NachoBusiness

I had to stop watching certain porn stars because they got breast implants.

Aletta Ocean is a good example pf that and I think I actually cried when Melissa Lauren got hers.

If Brianna Love gets them, I'll never watch porn again in protest!

Sh1tbag OToole

I predict a resurgence in these yokes once the Celtic Tiger 3.0 kicks off in earnest next year. Girlies will once again have the disposable income to pay some lad to pop a load of silicone into their tits and plastic surgeons will put a feminist spin on their marketing and put the emphasis on how their implants are not like the old unreliable types.

starry_eyed

In all seriousness sometimes they burst and infect the flesh so I don't think they are as popular.
I love boobs though

Medusa22

starry_eyed wrote: »

In all seriousness sometimes they burst and infect the flesh so I don't think they are as popular.
I love boobs though

Indeed, the best pillows ever

Hammer89

Hammer89 wrote: »

I don't care if my future wife looks like an 11-year-old boy in the tit department.

Hmmm.. I'll not concur...

gothic_doll

It's probably because there's a lot more research that can be done online now compared to ten years ago.

You can see galleries of true before/after, study and decide which incision to use, choose implant shape (teardrop is the more natural one), learn that if you don't get an infection in the early stages, which could scar you, (moreso than the scar you will get from the incisions, which most girls cover up with fake tan or makeup in photos)

You will still need to pay again, and change them for new ones in another ten years. That's standard.


They can leak, of course, and you can buy silicone bra inserts online and in most lingerie departments to get an idea of what you're getting- and you might decide it's not worth it, if you already have nice breasts, or you suspect the scarring will be very noticeable.

If you have curvy hips/thighs/bum, adding large breasts in to the mix might only serve to make you look like you have more weight on you than you actually do.

And small breasts were considered beautiful for hundreds of years. They still are, we are just told by porn and everything else that only large breasts are sexual. (which is kinda true, but large breasts are not beautiful in my opinion)

Source: I did all the above

NachoBusiness

Hammer89 wrote: »

I don't care if my future wife looks like an 11-year-old boy in the tit department.

I'd like to invite you to the next meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

endacl

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

What ever happened to white dog shit?

It morphed into Tim's threads.

rubadub

drunkmonkey wrote: »

There making a baywatch movie with KellyBrook, Boobs will be back in fashion again soon.

Her's are real AFAIK. The original baywatch ones were not particularly attractive to most people I know.

There was some token actress in baywatch with smaller natural breasts, I would rather be her at 50+ than kelly brook.

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

What ever happened to white dog shit?

The dogs copped on the white shit they were doing was not actually attractive to the opposite sex. They barked disapproval at their owners who were still spray painting it white.

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I don't think I know a single girl who has implants.

Or more likely they do not have obvious ones. Its like people going on about "coke heads", or "e-heads" little do they know many people they know might be on such drugs or have fake tits, but since its not blindly obvious they do not cop it. When they do cop on to the blindly obviously ones they recognise they tar them all with the same brush and think "oh anybody with fake tits will have this stupid barbie doll yokes jutting out", or "anyone who is on mdma will be gurning like a fcuking fool".

LeeLooLee

Hammer89 wrote: »

Maybe females realised that lads actually don't care what size their tits are and consequently stopped getting them done. I like breasts as much as the next man but I don't care if my future wife looks like an 11-year-old boy in the tit department.

Maybe everything women do isn't to please men? Some of my friends have implants and they just wanted to look more in proportion and look better in their clothes. One is a lesbian, so she couldn't care less what men think of her body.

Hammer89

LeeLooLee wrote: »

Maybe everything women do isn't to please men? Some of my friends have implants and they just wanted to look more in proportion and look better in their clothes. One is a lesbian, so she couldn't care less what men think of her body.

Isn't that basically what I said?

LeeLooLee

Hammer89 wrote: »

Isn't that basically what I said?

No, it isn't at all. You implied that women used to get implants to please men, but now that they've seen the light and realised men don't care what size their boobs are, they've stopped getting them done. As if it's all about what men like and don't like.

NachoBusiness

NachoBusiness wrote: »

It always takes years and years for anyone to pay attention to what men have to say but I think finally they actually started to believe us when we said they were ugly looking monstrosities.

Actually I suspect that's about as wrong as it could be.

I would imagine it's precisely the opposite, they remain the biggest cosmetic surgery procedure in the States, they are increasingly popular in Ireland, they have become more apaffordable etc. And that's why they have fallen off the radar, because they are just so common.

http://www.thejournal.ie/most-popular-plastic-surgery-1869598-Jan2015/

http://www.irishmirror.ie/lifestyle/health/record-numbers-women-breast-implants-4937116

Know a couple of women who had them done. In fairness, it improved their clothed appearance, dresses look a lot better on them etc. But for those of us who knew them before the procedure you kinda think the effect, the admiration, is a lot more reduced.

minikin

It's a finance issue, de wimmin can no longer afford the balloon payments.

Permabear

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Wibbs

Permabear wrote: »

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G.T.F.O. :pac: Brilliant.

I've only known two women I knew(very briefly) who had them. One just went up a "normal" looking size, the other a little bigger. They looked pretty natural, but you could feel the bloody implants. Ugh.

harry Bailey esq

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

What ever happened to white dog shit?

Disappeared around the same time as bush porn,catch bars and the fall of the iron curtain.