Eurovision Song Contest 2016

Welsh Megaman

For crimes against fashion, you will stay on THIS side of the barbed wire.

Itssoeasy

Okay. What does the barbed wire fence represent exactly.

mansize

Love her dress!

Skid X

People in Bosnia & Herzegovina saying "yeah, that opening sounds a bit Irish, that'll be 12 points from them".

allym

Xena warrior princess on the cello there

Lunger

Oi, Eastern Europe, please stop entering songs about reconciliation across barriers, tia.

HeidiHeidi

Have they all just finished a marathon, or been fished out of the sea or something

Lived in BiH for six months a while back, always have a soft spot for them.

Very unusual to hear a song sung in a (non-English) native language these days.

Busi_Girl08

Her dress: When you've prom at 7 but have to defeat the power rangers at 8.

mansize

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Okay. What does the barbed wire fence represent exactly.

Yugoslav conflict?

allym

Oh he's rapping

Jamie OD

Damien Sandow's back.

Mr.Nice Guy

Ugh the rapper just made this an epic fail.

Welsh Megaman

Is there a gun turret on top of that fence?

4068ac1elhodqr

Where is the mute button

wil

God, that Conor McGregor gets everywhere, not much of a rapper though.

sonic85

Could the real slim shady please stand up there?! Marshall can sleep soundly judging by that attempt at rapping!

Skid X

Lunger wrote: »

Oi, Eastern Europe, please stop entering songs about reconciliation across barriers, tia.

Yeah, they should get over it.

Like, you'd never hear us going on and on about 1916 ... :P

allym

Where are we now Marty?

Jamie OD

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Okay. What does the barbed wire fence represent exactly.

Refugee crisis?

RobertKK

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Why are they all wearing tin foil?

Lidl had it on special offer.

mansize

Carla from Corrie for Malta

riffmongous

Jamie OD wrote: »

Damien Sandow's back.

I thought the guy at the start of the Greek song was the spit of him

Mr.Nice Guy

This one is tipped to do well in the final.

Busi_Girl08

Finally? Was that 18th songs already?

HeidiHeidi

God I LOVE Valetta!

cml387

mansize wrote: »

Yugoslav conflict?

Yes

allym

Oh tune

sonic85

Niiiiiiice

Catari Jaguar

Emile Sande!

cml387

Nice frock, one of Beyonce's I believe

Jamie OD

Dancer is rolling around like a Dark Souls character.

Welsh Megaman

Not a bad tune, pop-pickers!

TheRiverman

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Finally? Was that 18th songs already?

You are very generous using the word "songs".

Busi_Girl08

Oh how unfortunate. Nick grimsjaw stormed the stage

Lunger

What's with the dude Magic Mike-ing?

Toto Wolfcastle

This is okay.

Nothing really stood out tonight. It was a bit rubbish.

HeidiHeidi

I'm only in five minutes and I'm already sick of wind machines.

And where would they all be without the abstract dancing?

Whatever happened to sitting on a stool and singing a ditty? Dana and Johnny Logan did alright by it.....

Itssoeasy

I like this song.

4068ac1elhodqr

This one can sing a few notes, malta

mansize

Cechia and Malta

KatW4

Malta is probably my favourite of the evening. I can imagine listening to it on the radio.

Welsh Megaman

Has that dancer lost a contact lens?

sonic85

I want to see her in the final. If nothing else just to see can she top that outfit - maybe show off a bit more

wil

Skid X

She feels like she could walk on water, apparently

HeidiHeidi

Ah feck, I'm going to miss Thursday AND Saturday :mad:

Is that male presenter Irish? He does a fierce good impression if not.....

Mr.Nice Guy

Malta I think was the best song; the majority of the songs were muck. Shame Ireland wasn't in this semi-final as Thursday's one will have much better entries.

Stevecw

That Malta song was good, a proper singer & she looked ok too

Welsh Megaman

Malta, Russia and San Mar...I mean Moldova definitely through

mansize

Go Czechia and Malta

Malta has form