Eurovision Song Contest 2016

murpho999

trixychic wrote: »

I like Slovenia too. We're fooked

You realise that 10 out of 18 go through?

Atlantic Dawn

What happens if Australia win, will it be held over there?

Mr.Nice Guy

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

slovenia woman sounds like that delores bint out of the cranberies

That's the Queen of Limerick don't you know!

Lunger

Goth Leeloo Dallas Multipass.

soccymonster

I was at the jury semi final last night and Nicky was way more impressive. So disappointed

4068ac1elhodqr

Funky.

tayto lover

Dressed like someone out of Star Wars.

Andy From Sligo

Bulgaria wan sounding like Haim / Hyme whatever you call em

Busi_Girl08

Black lipstick is soooo 1996.

hmmm

Great outfit - should be in Bladerunner 2

Salvation Tambourine

Nokotan wrote: »

Every song seems to have a massive electronic bit at some stage, gets a bit tiresome.

I'm behind a little, looks like Slovenia are utilizing the old fashioned art form of musical instruments.

Red Fred

Sounds Bieberish

Tandey

I have no idea what she's saying but that doesn't really matter.

wil

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Already happened.


15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training, awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele(=damn), it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest

Not again.

Welsh Megaman

Good song...Bulgaria for a possible win

LennieB

Are there any groups in the contest? All single singers tonight.

glaston

tayto lover wrote: »

Dressed like someone out of Star Wars.

or Tron?

Mr.Nice Guy

Old-Timey Loser, he'll never bring us down.

Andy From Sligo

lady Gaga was so 2012...

murpho999

I like this song.

Jamie OD

Liking Bulgaria's song a lot.

Lunger

What is this green cross code stuff?

Xenji

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

What happens if Australia win, will it be held over there?

This.

Nonetheless, in the event that Dami wins, Australia would partner with a European broadcaster and we would co-host Eurovision 2017 in a European country.

BlondeMoment

Bulgaria best so far...catchy enough!

trixychic

soccymonster wrote: »

I was at the jury semi final last night and Nicky was way more impressive. So disappointed

Could it be rigged??? How can he do great other nights and then suck tonite???

And i know 10 go through but I don't think we'll even get in there!!!!

BEING BACK LORDI!!!! They were brilliant!!!

Capt'n Midnight

LOL @ Hi Viz

4068ac1elhodqr

Great outfit for motorbiking like

duridian

Be safe, be seen harmful to retinas

wnolan1992

Nicky's performance was atrocious tbh.

Still, the 6 preceding songs were dire, as were the immediate followups before Australia, so I'd give him a decent chance of qualifying.

Poor semi-final so far IMO.

Itssoeasy

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

What happens if Australia win, will it be held over there?

Apparently it has to be held in a european country.

Busi_Girl08

Best so far. I like that it has a bit of a traditional flair, but they aren't overdoing it.

And now she's off to guide planes in to land in Stockholm airport.

Atlantic Dawn

Either my TV is on the way out or half the acts are miming. Seems fine when it goes back to the BBC presenter though so?

mansize

Was Sheridan Smith singing for Bulgaria

mansize

Itssoeasy wrote: »

Apparently it has to be held in a european country.

UK I think

Lunger

Yes, I'm sure those three guys are "close" friends".

Welsh Megaman

This is going to be pure cheese.



Yep, thought so.

PeterTheEighth

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

And now she's off to guide planes in to land in Stockholm airport.

Last time I saw her she was fighting Arnie in The Running Man.

Jamie OD

Xenji wrote: »

This.

So we have a chance to host it again without winning? We're buddies with Australia, right? Sounds like a deal to me.

Stig Inge

Songs are getting better

BlondeMoment

LennieB wrote: »

Are there any groups in the contest? All single singers tonight.

Are ya happy now ar yeh!?

wil

Johnny Logan is looking well. Knew he'd get in somewhere.

PeterTheEighth

Is it just my TV or are the majority of the vocals completely buried behind the backing tracks?

juneg

whats with the light sabers / fly killers?

JuanJose

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Poor semi-final so far IMO.

You should've seen Tuesday night!

Andy From Sligo

denmark - one half of Boyzone? - or Take that ... but in a Sh!tty way

Say Your Number

Kevin De Bruyne in the middle

Busi_Girl08

wnolan1992

Oooh, Denmark... I'm liking this!

mansize

Bulgaria giving strong jawline!

krustydoyle

This is what louis walshes wet dreams look like