Eurovision Song Contest 2016

Lunger

The meeting between man and machine? A fleshlight?

Busi_Girl08

MANBUN ALERT. MANBUN ALERT.

Andy From Sligo

oh look its one of the robots out of the 1980's Fiat factory ...

Ben Gadot

Not going to try and guess every country to go through but I'll go with

Belgium
Poland
Belarus
Macedonia
Albania
Bulgaria
Australia

road_high

Christ, what is this...

gordongekko

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

most Ironic - NB sings about Sunlight ... ad comes from Ireland! - like when do we ever see the Sun? ..

Were you outside at all today?

Kerrydude1981

Should have entered Britain's got Talent

PeterTheEighth

Oh hurry up ffs, Today Tonight is coming on.

Welsh Megaman

Johnny Five is alive!

ProudDUB

WTF am I watching?

Busi_Girl08

BRING BACK EUROPE!!

TheRiverman

Just like all the other robots that were on stage tonight.

Lunger

Okay the robot bits rule.

Busi_Girl08

In da Club?

PeterTheEighth

PeterTheEighth wrote: »

That Bulgarian one, although I thought the dance was stupid and wasnt taken by the song at the time, is the only one I find myself singing when it comes around again.

Edit: sorry, I forgot my funky little cutie at the end. :-)

hmmm wrote: »

Bulgaria deserves better than 80 to 1 methinks.

I've been advised to tell you this pleases my partner :pac:

She really needs to get her own Boards account :mad:

Starscream25

Skynet became self aware on 12-5-16 at 9.47 people, this is the beginning of the end.

Professey Chin

Theyve learned to dance. We're screwed. Every man for himself!

murpho999

The robots dance better than the acts tonight.

Lollipop95

This interval is good!

Kerrydude1981

Bring back this fella

Busi_Girl08

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH GOD NO.




So that's Beyonce next year representing the US then?

mansize

What is this awful BBC sketch about????

Mr.Nice Guy

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

most Ironic - NB sings about Sunlight ... ad comes from Ireland! - like when do we ever see the Sun? ..

Today? Was gorgeous in Dublin anyway.

FixdePitchmark

Best thing I ever seen on it.

Itssoeasy

Right that's as blatant as all ****.

RobertKK

Those robots are part of the bomb squad...

PeterTheEighth

They were gonna do a westlife song, but they couldnt get the three non singing robots to get up off their stools at the key change.

Welsh Megaman

A few cars not being made in Sweden tonight.

Busi_Girl08

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeva.

thomasj

given it was in sweden this year, i would have preferred to have seen dancing furniture this year!

Kerrydude1981

So a few Robot welders win the day

JCX BXC

That was one of the creepiest things I have ever seen. Cool but scary.

Itssoeasy

It's like a bad version of terminator.

murpho999

Wow, that was risque! (Her comment about being single and having a machine!)

Tandey

She has the batteries on charge at home so.

Itssoeasy

What the hell ?

Andersonisgod

I think the point of this is that the robots have absorbed our culture and are capable of taking our history and knowledge and building upon it in a way that we humans simply cannot. Clearly this marks the beginning of the age of robots and the end of the age of mankind. Personally I didn't expect it to happen during the half time show of the Eurovision semi final.

Xenji

Her vibrator still has more life in it than Nicky.

Say Your Number

Bieber and that One Direction gimp representing Britan?

Busi_Girl08

thomasj wrote: »

given the location, i would have preferred to have seen dancing furniture this year!

There's always Saturday!

Just have a 5 minute video of kittens exploring an IKEA warehouse.

Itssoeasy

murpho999 wrote: »

Wow, that was risque!

Bishop Brennan is saying a rosary as we speak.

wnolan1992

Sweden are knocking it out of the park in terms of half-time stuff. The modern dance thing on Tuesday and this tonight have been quality.


But knowing that JT is in store for Saturday makes me know they're going to blow it...

Welsh Megaman

Estonia's entry was living tissue over metal endoskeleton.

Kerrydude1981

If an RTE presenter said that this wouldnt be long popping up on screen

ProudDUB

Andersonisgod wrote: »

I think the point of this is that the robots have absorbed our culture and are capable of taking our history and knowledge and building upon it in a way that we humans simply cannot. Clearly this marks the beginning of the age of robots and the end of the age of mankind. Personally I didn't expect it to happen during the half time show of the Eurovision semi final.

God, I love this place.

Musefan

What did she say... I missed it!

Itssoeasy

Yes go on Noel kid.

RobertKK

My Eurovision number is 1 as when I was born the number 1 song in the charts was Brotherhood of Man, save your kisses for me.
I always felt it was very appropriate :P

Graigmanliam

Hope Italy wins. Probably the best song.

Welsh Megaman

A member of Babymetal representing Germany