Eurovision Song Contest 2016

Welsh Megaman

The baggiest pants since East 17

Toto Wolfcastle

This is better. I like the rap. It's pretty generic but it's not bad.

Skid X

Greek Rap is the next big thing, you heard it here first.

afatbollix

Maybe they send someone crap just incase they get the pity vote but deep down they know they can't afford to host it.

Welsh Megaman

The baggiest pants since East 17

Busi_Girl08

Room for expansion in the pants.

I'm scared.

This song has a really strong start, and then it just kind of falls apart :P

It's not as bad as I thought it would be live though!

Catari Jaguar

Hahah, this is comedy gold. Cringe. It's like a Greek wedding where the bride let her cousins rap at the reception...

mansize

Greek Goldie Looking Chain!

Mr.Nice Guy

Never thought a Greek entry to the contest would put me to sleep.

RobertKK

Greece are advertising their country, come to the Greek sun and sand, then dance with us.

Stig Inge

Why are they singing about Chinese Takeaway?

eviltwin

That was pants

mansize

Nul points

wyrn

Song sounded stronger in the video.

Skid X

They think it's Moldova ... it is now!

Busi_Girl08

They look like they learned the dance routine in the corridor just before walking on stage.

captbarnacles

Ireland are better than these first two songs. There's hope!

cactuspaw

not great now

mansize

Loreen wannabe?

Stevecw

Awful by Greece, this is meant to be pretty bad too

Mr.Nice Guy

captbarnacles wrote: »

Ireland are better than these first two songs. There's hope!

Unfortunately the semi-final we're in has a much better standard than tonight's one.

Toto Wolfcastle

100% bad singer rate so far tonight.

RobertKK

My last song, recording this as I will be watching the United match which has a late start.

eviltwin

Major tuning issues going on tonight

Welsh Megaman

Intro reminded me of 'Clarity' by Zedd and Foxes

Mr.Nice Guy

Hang on...WHAT?

Jamie OD

We have a dancing astronaut!

mansize

Spaceman

Welsh Megaman

Shane Lynch has improved his dancing skills.

Busi_Girl08

The image of piper from Orange is the new black.

Aaaand it falls apart in the chorus. She can't get those notes.

Say Your Number

Eoin McDevitt dancing around in an astronaut costume???

cactuspaw

poor mans Euphoria

lmao it was ok until tinfoil guy appeared

Stig Inge

Better than the first 2 but still not great

Stevecw

captbarnacles wrote: »

Ireland are better than these first two songs. There's hope!

No there's not. The 1st 2 & this are 3 songs that according to bookies have no hope of qualifying...exactly like Nicky Byrne 1/4 not to qualify!

Skid X

Needs more dancing astronauts

mansize

Points for wind machine!

Busi_Girl08

Times are tough for Zayn.

Catari Jaguar

Tinfoil outfits. Economical.

afatbollix

Do you think they might of used auto tune in the past as all 3 have been crap so far?

wil

Her dress is broken.

Welsh Megaman

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Moldovan space program.

RobertKK

The wildest fire is burning out, the people of Fort McMurray hope so.

Catari Jaguar

He's yummers. Could live in those dimples.

mansize

Wasn't Freddie the Irish guy from the Wanted?

Lunger

Adult butch Justin Bieber?

captbarnacles

Stevecw wrote: »

No there's not. The 1st 2 & this are 3 songs that according to bookies have no hope of qualifying...exactly like Nicky Byrne 1/4 not to qualify!

I may not have been serious.

We have no hope.

Mr.Nice Guy

Tuck your shirt in properly.

Toto Wolfcastle

Do the Jonas brothers have a secret Hungarian brother?

Jamie OD

He needs a lozenge.