Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 15/16

SlickRic

Off you go...

hefferboi

last

Kerrigooney

My everything.

Harry Palmr

Pato and Sturridge cont....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/daniel-sturridge-battling-liverpool-career-7148877

Daniel Sturridge is battling to save his Liverpool career.

The Kop crock has played only 106 minutes of football for new manager Jurgen Klopp – and he was again missing when Liverpool drew 2-2 with Exeter in the FA Cup on Friday night.

Klopp has become increasingly frustrated with Sturridge ’s injury record and Liverpool are ready to listen to offers of around £25million.

https://twitter.com/beettosaad/status/685927488430718976

redzerdrog

lucas is boss

hefferboi

I think someone last night said he looked nervous. Don't know where they got that out of, he looked seriously comfortable on the ball. I was seriously impressed by him more than anyone last night. (I knew Tex and Smith were good already)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TACSOHbhG-M

huey1975

First page

monkey9

It's great to be here.

Kerrigooney

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Pato and Sturridge cont....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/daniel-sturridge-battling-liverpool-career-7148877

Sorry,Harry...I'm still in stitches about you saying he'd have to play 20 games in a row. As if that would ever happen.

Agent Coulson

Thanks Whore/

Kerrigooney

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Thanks Whore/

I thanked that but I'm keeping count. Don't want you getting too many.

When we playing Arsenal? Wednesday,is it?

Ciano35

Kerrigooney wrote: »

When we playing Arsenal? Wednesday,is it?

Aye, 8pm

Kerrigooney

Ciano35 wrote: »

Aye, 8pm

Thanks. Wasn't quite sure. Not looking forward to it much tbh. I don't know what sort of a team we are at the minute...we could lose 4-0 or just as easily win 4-0.

Turtyturd

Important stuff from the last thread.

Acceptable jokes.

OwaynCF/CB wrote:

panda
saps
sakho/cissohko
that AVB article
sturridge
aresnal
rarnes and mulitple accounts
breakfast
character
spurs
jinx
next year/ our year irony
anfield cat
mada postathons
slow internet and mike/harry
running from the knees
PPG
unbeaten since
3 games in a week
suraez and minus 30 goals a season (or sometyhing along those lines)
and one pound
phoning in dead
relentless
galvanised
hollow victory
bittersweet
roy hodgson
breakfast club

pulling a doughboy
shouldn't have sold
Sakho and painting
I wish him well
Net Spend
Andy Carroll horse gif
The self portrait
Colin Pascoe
Best keeper in the world
Ginger Mig
We're signing Reus
We're signing every good Dortmund player
Roof truss
That Shankly picture where he's telling Rodgers he's shîte
Nervol
rues as a left back
Victory Moses and his 20 goals.
Borini's movement
Enricky and his few recurring jokes - a complete 180 etc
Borini and his sisters lingerie
Sturridge 4.6
Knex hating Sturridge (I think you're lying here turty, we all know you hate him)
Chandsome
**** off Martin
The Fowler/Ian Ayre piggyback pic.
the whole 'thank ****' thing.
leaning
Stewie and his bins
5starpool and being a loser
Hit Der Wuudwurk
Sterling and his babies
Mignoletting
Going OTT.
Keeping <name> will be the best bit of business this summer
Adam/Adams
Doni
Baboon heart
combined first elevens
Mike and being old
Jay Spearing and Pointing
Sturridge and not injury prone
Sturridge and God
Sturridge injury prone
insertwordception
this list


No, we never reus(e) jokes on here.

Message for Hangball.

The Invincible Turd wrote:

Have a good one Hangball.

Thank my posts when you get back.

Turtyturd

hefferboi wrote: »

I think someone last night said he looked nervous. Don't know where they got that out of, he looked seriously comfortable on the ball. I was seriously impressed by him more than anyone last night. (I knew Tex and Smith were good already)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TACSOHbhG-M

Thought he started out well, got a bit selfish before becoming anonymous. But himself and Tex were the two most impressive players last night.

Kerrigooney

Nervol should be added to that list.

Kerrigooney

Turtyturd wrote: »

Thought he started out well, got a bit selfish before becoming anonymous. But himself and Tex were the two most impressive players last night.

Ojo looked decent when he came on. I'd like to see a bit more of him.

noodler

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Pato and Sturridge cont....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/daniel-sturridge-battling-liverpool-career-7148877




https://twitter.com/beettosaad/status/685927488430718976

Offers of 25m?

Was that a joke??

TitianGerm

Lawro just said penis on MOTD when trying to say Pienar

Turtyturd

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Nervol should be added to that list.

Tis there...although the sap missed 'worst fans in the world '.

Pyjamarama

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Ojo looked decent when he came on. I'd like to see a bit more of him.

He's the one i have the most hope for. A good athlete as well as a player which is rare. He's also apparently crazy dedicated in training which made the comments from the Wolves boss more ridiculous.

Earthhorse

emmetkenny wrote: »

Lawro just said penis on MOTD when trying to say Pienar

I tried searching for the clip on YouTube and now have the term "Mark Lawrenson penis" in my search history.

Charlie19

Earthhorse wrote: »

I tried searching for the clip on YouTube and now have the term "Mark Lawrenson penis" in my search history.

He is a penis.

Country beginning with A?

Marks answer= Alaska.

Hangballlouie

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Thanks Whore/

You rang?

Earthhorse

Charlie19 wrote: »

He is a penis.

Country beginning with A?

Marks answer= Alaska.

That's actually the one clip I ended up watching from the results.

5starpool

Our thread.

hefferboi

Turtyturd wrote: »

Thought he started out well, got a bit selfish before becoming anonymous. But himself and Tex were the two most impressive players last night.

Ya he was very bright for the first half an hour. Faded very badly though but I wouldn't be too worried about that, given his age.

Guy:Incognito

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Liverpool are ready to listen to offers of around £25million.

I fupping bet they are.....


Though no doubt we'll have to cover at least half his current wage for about 4 years.

Guy:Incognito

Whats the bets Sturridge pulled his hamstring watching the match last night.

Vicxas

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Whats the bets Sturridge pulled his hamstring watching the match last night.

Probably tore a muscle in his thumb changing the channel

OwaynOTT

panda
saps
sakho/cissohko
that AVB article
sturridge
aresnal
rarnes and mulitple accounts
breakfast
character
spurs
jinx
next year/ our year irony
anfield cat
mada postathons
slow internet and mike/harry
running from the knees
PPG
unbeaten since
3 games in a week
suraez and minus 30 goals a season (or sometyhing along those lines)
and one pound
phoning in dead
relentless
galvanised
hollow victory
bittersweet
roy hodgson
breakfast club

pulling a doughboy
shouldn't have sold
Sakho and painting
I wish him well
Net Spend
Andy Carroll horse gif
The self portrait
Colin Pascoe
Best keeper in the world
Ginger Mig
We're signing Reus
We're signing every good Dortmund player
Roof truss
That Shankly picture where he's telling Rodgers he's shîte
Nervol
rues as a left back
Victory Moses and his 20 goals.
Borini's movement
Enricky and his few recurring jokes - a complete 180 etc
Borini and his sisters lingerie
Sturridge 4.6
Knex hating Sturridge (I think you're lying here turty, we all know you hate him)
Chandsome
**** off Martin
The Fowler/Ian Ayre piggyback pic.
the whole 'thank ****' thing.
leaning
Stewie and his bins
5starpool and being a loser
Hit Der Wuudwurk
Sterling and his babies
Mignoletting
Going OTT.
Keeping <name> will be the best bit of business this summer
Adam/Adams
Doni
Baboon heart
combined first elevens
Mike and being old
Jay Spearing and Pointing
Sturridge and not injury prone
Sturridge and God
Sturridge injury prone
insertwordception
this list
Worse fans in the world




No, we never reus(e) jokes on here.



List updated as per request. I'll cc the latest version of he who must not be named

25m for Sturridge.

Take it and run!

Not before adequate strikers are brought in though

Vicxas

RoboKlopp wrote: »

25m for Sturridge.

Take it and run!

Not before adequate strikers are brought in though

Who would take him though, 25M for a striker that will probably play about 3 games for them in a season....

SuperTortoise

I would'nt take 25m for Sturridge, he's the closest thing to a world class player we have in the squad.
Yes injuries and what not but we've layed out a big investment in him up to now and it would be a shame to let him go cheap and someone else get his best years out of him.

Theres 8 or 9 players i'd move onwards before looking at Sturridge.

Osmosis Jones

I'd take it if the money was to go towards a suitable, top striker like Lacazette/Aubameyang.

SuperTortoise

What i'd be afraid of is someone coming in (looking at you Stoke!) with a cheeky 12m bid, a 'get your money back' sort of offer and the money men at the club going for it, that would sicken me, it would sicken me more than losing Suarez or Sterling, at least with them we got their value in transfer fees even if a few years down the road it transpired that we sold them a little cheap.

Oranage2

A bit shocked at Klopp, resting players and playing 'kids' (although the team cost over 45m) in a cup competition the pool could win so that he can try to get a result in a league he can't really do anything in against the league leaders just so he can say they can compete with the best. Playing up to the fans instead of doing what's actually best, this type of behaviour is a bit cowardly in my opinion.

As for pato, pool have already taking too many punts on these may come good players.

googled eyes

I hate to say it but if any reasonable offer came in for Sturridge I think the club should talk it.

Even if the offer is only 20m. He plays only a handful of games a season and is on big money.

World class or not the club cannot afford this. Especially if it is partly a mental block ( him afraid to rush back etc) with his injuries

Osmosis Jones

Oranage2 wrote: »

A bit shocked at Klopp, resting players and playing 'kids' (although the team cost over 45m) in a cup competition the pool could win so that he can try to get a result in a league he can't really do anything in against the league leaders just so he can say they can compete with the best. Playing up to the fans instead of doing what's actually best, this type of behaviour is a bit cowardly in my opinion.

As for pato, pool have already taking too many punts on these may come good players.

Poor effort, you're better than this.

martyos121

googled eyes wrote: »

I hate to say it but if any reasonable offer came in for Sturridge I think the club should talk it.

Even if the offer is only 20m. He plays only a handful of games a season and is on big money.

World class or not the club cannot afford this. Especially if it is partly a mental block ( him afraid to rush back etc) with his injuries

Can't even imagine any football team that would want to sign him now.

Wheelchair rugby teams on the other hand...

amber69

martyos121 wrote: »

Can't even imagine any football team that would want to sign him now.

Wheelchair rugby teams on the other hand...

He'd put out his shoulder rolling out onto the court (Field)

googled eyes

Oranage2 wrote: »

A bit shocked at Klopp, resting players and playing 'kids' (although the team cost over 45m) in a cup competition the pool could win so that he can try to get a result in a league he can't really do anything in against the league leaders just so he can say they can compete with the best. Playing up to the fans instead of doing what's actually best, this type of behaviour is a bit cowardly in my opinion

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The world and their brother has comment on our injuries and how they forced Klopps hand but don't let that get in the way of you Sunday morning constitutional

SuperTortoise

Oranage2 wrote: »

A bit shocked at Klopp, resting players and playing 'kids' (although the team cost over 45m) in a cup competition the pool could win so that he can try to get a result in a league he can't really do anything in against the league leaders just so he can say they can compete with the best. Playing up to the fans instead of doing what's actually best, this type of behaviour is a bit cowardly in my opinion.

As for pato, pool have already taking too many punts on these may come good players.

So let me get this right, we should be playing our best team against a league 2 outfit in the third round of the cup on a bog of a pitch, the same best team that had 7 or 8 first team members crocked with injuries?

Oh and we can't do anything in the league? Well what hope have we of winning the cup playing against the same teams we play in the leauge!?

To call Klopp a coward for his team selection the last time out is probably the most baffling thing i've read on this thread in a long time.

rob316

Oranage2 wrote: »

A bit shocked at Klopp, resting players and playing 'kids' (although the team cost over 45m) in a cup competition the pool could win so that he can try to get a result in a league he can't really do anything in against the league leaders just so he can say they can compete with the best. Playing up to the fans instead of doing what's actually best, this type of behaviour is a bit cowardly in my opinion.

As for pato, pool have already taking too many punts on these may come good players.

Hi there havnt seen you in a while.

rob316

Don't feed it lads.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Osmosis Jones wrote: »

Poor effort, you're better than this.

Obviously not.

5starpool

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Obviously not.

I've no idea where he got that impression in the first place.

rob316

So with the pato rumours.... He went ahead and tweeted a cryptic message " believe in your dreams"

martyos121

5starpool wrote: »

I've no idea where he got that impression in the first place.

Let's blame that on Enrique.

TitianGerm

SuperTortoise wrote: »

So let me get this right, we should be playing our best team against a league 2 outfit in the third round of the cup on a bog of a pitch, the same best team that had 7 or 8 first team members crocked with injuries?

Oh and we can't do anything in the league? Well what hope have we of winning the cup playing against the same teams we play in the leauge!?

To call Klopp a coward for his team selection the last time out is probably the most baffling thing i've read on this thread in a long time.

At least it didn't take our youngsters 70 minutes to get a shot on target playing on a big of a pitch :P

Turtyturd

martyos121 wrote: »

Can't even imagine any football team that would want to sign him now.

We'll look for 20 million...nobody will bite and he will end up on loan in the retirement home league on one of those loan deals they specialise in.