Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 15/16

Harry Palmr

Vicxas wrote: »

We had 41 attempts on goal..... 41

And only 4 goals? Klopp out.

Grayditch

Well. Made a show of them, there, anyway.

dogbert27

Vicxas wrote: »

We had 41 attempts on goal..... 41

That has to be a record for one team.

The record for most in a game was 52 for both teams.

Knex*

Alright biys, I'll scout Villarreal there in the 2nd half against Real.



It won't help at all, but I might have a laugh.

rob316

Even 11v11 that is probably the most dominant liverpool game I've seen in a long time. Could of and should of been 10.

Haha Everton slaughtered, especially great for LFC fans from/in Liverpool

horrific tackle on Origi, really nasty.

stampydmonkey

37 attempts on goal..has to be highest by any team in the premiership this year

Super-Rush

Seeing Klopp break himself laughing at Lucas shooting was classic.

Harry Palmr

67% Ball Possession 33%
37 Goal Attempts 3
13 Shots on Goal 0
14 Shots off Goal 2
10 Blocked Shots 1
11 Free Kicks 9
9 Corner Kicks 1
2 Offsides 1
0 Goalkeeper Saves 9

Buford T. Justice XIX

Knex. wrote: »

Alright biys, I'll scout Villarreal there in the 2nd half against Real.



It won't help at all, but I might have a laugh.

I like your tie, though...

Gbear

Only truly demolishing them would've eased my worry about Origi.

Pity we didn't deliver a beating for the ages but that'll have to do.

Nice to see Sturridge having another good performance.

He's still not had a "he's back" kind of moment but it's starting to look like that might happen one of these days.

Don't think he's getting that explosiveness back though. Despite looking sharp and dangerous in each of his last 3 league performances, and looking like he's starting to trust his body again with how he strikes the ball, he's just not moving very quickly.

I'd certainly love to have 80% of Sturridge fit most of the time in the squad though. I just think we need someone to be the main man week in week out.
Maybe Dick Orgy is that man.

Knex*

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

I like your tie, though...

Thanks man. Spent a lot on that. Its Dogs and Gabbana.

Gbear

Harry Palmr wrote: »

And only 4 goals? Klopp out.

Being serious, it's a bit of an issue.

Lallana is a big offender. He looks so dangerous but he contributes so little in the way of concrete results.

It almost defies reason how he can get himself in such good positions or create such good chances for others but none of it ever seems to quite come off.

YouTookMyName

10 goals this week
6 different scorers
1 James Milner

mosstin

Super-Rush wrote: »

Seeing Klopp break himself laughing at Lucas shooting was classic.

This is bloody great!
https://twitter.com/SimplyCouts/status/722894120990060544

rob316

Gbear wrote: »

Being serious, it's a bit of an issue.

Lallana is a big offender. He looks so dangerous but he contributes so little in the way of concrete results.

It almost defies reason how he can get himself in such good positions or create such good chances for others but none of it ever seems to quite come off.

Lallana isn't there to score goals. He's a vital cog in Klopps pressing machine. I lose count how many times a game he steals back possession.

BorneTobyWilde

Expert called in to see Origi.

dogbert27

mosstin wrote: »

This is bloody great!
https://twitter.com/SimplyCouts/status/722894120990060544

I love the guy behind Klopp going "should we really be laughing at our own player?" :pac:

What I would love to see is Klopp laughing like this at a United miss the next time we play!! :pac:

Gbear

rob316 wrote: »

Lallana isn't there to score goals. He's a vital cog in Klopps pressing machine. I lose count how many times a game he steals back possession.

Sure.

But I'd like some goals too.

Buford T. Justice XIX

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Expert called in to see Origi.

Interestingly (or not) my grand uncle was good friends with him since he met him in the 40s in California and used call to visit my grand uncle before he died. Extremely nice man in real life.

mav79

Sakho was immense from the first whistle today, right to the last minute with that crunching challenge. Absolutely dominated Lukaku.

K-9

Everything is just awesome again!

Jaysus though that was the worst team to visit Anfield this season. Hopefully Origi is fine especially for next week.

That finish was the Sturridge of old, he's cooler than Crocket and Tubbs when he's one on one with keepers.

£50 million spent on Mario and Benteke and we're doing fine without them. Cash out on them and find 1 good striker and we're looking good up front.

Speak Now

Who was in goal for Liverpool tonight? I couldn't see him!

5starpool

Harry Palmr wrote: »

67% Ball Possession 33%
37 Goal Attempts 3
13 Shots on Goal 0
14 Shots off Goal 2
10 Blocked Shots 1
11 Free Kicks 9
9 Corner Kicks 1
2 Offsides 1
0 Goalkeeper Saves 9

Mignolet made no save again. Charlatan.

dogbert27

5starpool wrote: »

Mignolet made no save again. Charlatan.

Stealing a living :pac:

Kerrigooney

Moreno(4) had more shots than Everton(3) tonight.

Harry Palmr

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Moreno(4) had more shots than Everton(3) tonight.

and was about as effective :pac:

Kerrigooney

It's not often you win a game 4-0 and feel a bit disappointed. Should have had double figures really. Yes,I'm greedy.

K-9

87% pass success rate, I don't remember a stat like that even in Rodgers tiki taka days.

mada999

fyfe79 wrote: »

Never said he was a friend

Need to attend the IT for a couple of days with 2 other lads from work.

IT conference in Sligo?? Are they finally getting WAP :eek::eek:

5starpool

Well at least we've stopped seeing 'people' post these stats saying that Klopps results were only as good as Rodgers before him this season.

SuperTortoise

How in the fook do you post in the new layout, clicking on the pencil just scrolls the page to the top!

K-9

5starpool wrote: »

Well at least we've stopped seeing 'people' post these stats saying that Klopps results were only as good as Rodgers before him this season.

True, good intelligence marker that was though.

Things are great, need to build on it during the transfer window. We looked great when Kenny initially took over for 6 months so important we build on this. Looking good though.

~Rebel~

SuperTortoise wrote: »

How in the fook do you post in the new layout, clicking on the pencil just scrolls the page to the top!

well, seems like you managed it!

dogbert27

SuperTortoise wrote: »

How in the fook do you post in the new layout, clicking on the pencil just scrolls the page to the top!

New layout =

SuperTortoise

~Rebel~ wrote: »

well, seems like you managed it!

I managed (somehow) to get the old layout to work using an old bookmark, from there i weaved my way through to the soccer forums and then this one, if i close this tab and reload it will go to the new ****ty layout by default.

Not gonna lie , it's taken me 4 hours to get this far!

OwaynOTT

Joe went a bit mad at the final whistle. It was only Everton like.

amber69

SuperTortoise wrote: »

I managed (somehow) to get the old layout to work using an old bookmark, from there i weaved my way through to the soccer forums and then this one, if i close this tab and reload it will go to the new ****ty layout by default.

Not gonna lie , it's taken me 4 hours to get this far

They don't call you Super tortois for nothing

Kerrigooney

Look how much Joe Allen is enjoying his football. 2 men on him and he doesn't give a toss.

dogbert27

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Look how much Joe Allen is enjoying his football. 2 men on him and he doesn't give a toss.

Dancing Jesus!

He really does deserve a new contract. At the start of the season I thought he had nothing more to offer but under Klopp he really has become a different player.

Charlie19

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Look how much Joe Allen is enjoying his football. 2 men on him and he doesn't give a toss.

Reminds me of:

Speak Now

He reminds me of Bruce almighty

gormdubhgorm

As a neutral I thought Klopp was a bit overhyped.
I thought he was living off his Dortmund achievements and playing up to the smiley German persona who gives a good quote to the papers.

In fairness he now looks like that he has got the team going well with a bit of spark.

It beats listening to this type of stuff from his predecessor:

daithijjj

Still haunted about that meltdown when Skrtel came on at HT in the Southampton game.

5starpool

dogbert27 wrote: »

Dancing Jesus!

He really does deserve a new contract. At the start of the season I thought he had nothing more to offer but under Klopp he really has become a different player.

That's true of about 10 players though. I know we'll see lots of those boom/bust pics over the next few months, but I don't care, I'm looking forward to seeing what happens next season.

I have no real expectations, just willing to see how it goes, but we'll probably break the 100 point barrier. and win 3 trophies at least.

J Mysterio

Kerrigooney wrote: »

It's not often you win a game 4-0 and feel a bit disappointed. Should have had double figures really. Yes,I'm greedy.

The Origi injury wiped the smirk off my face! Still... Serious momentum!

All aboardbthe Klopp train!

Speak Now

daithijjj wrote: »

Still haunted about that meltdown when Skrtel came on at HT in the Southampton game.

A win on Saturday are we're in the rear view mirror.

Agent Coulson

Liverpool must wait for an assessment to reveal the extent of Divock Origi's injury but Jürgen Klopp was able to confirm that the striker has not suffered a broken ankle.

The No.27, who opened the scoring in the 4-0 victory over Everton at Anfield on Wednesday night, had to be substituted early in the second half following a challenge by Ramiro Funes Mori which saw the defender sent off.

Klopp said at his post-match press conference: “I haven’t seen [the tackle] until now. I didn’t see the television pictures. It’s a big shadow on the game, to be honest.

“Usually if you tell me before the game we will win 4-0, I would feel different. But now we can talk about the game and this situation – we have to wait for a final assessment. It’s absolutely too early.

“When I came in, everybody who saw the pictures thought maybe it’s broken. It’s not.

“I went to Divock in the medical room and I saw him smiling. The ankle is twisted so we have to wait to see what happens to the ligaments. That’s how it is. I can’t say more.”

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/217558-post-match-injury-update-on-divock-origi

Knex*

daithijjj wrote: »

Still haunted about that meltdown when Skrtel came on at HT in the Southampton game.

I believe that was Sakhos only loss this year, too. Commentator tonight said he had one loss in 14 games in 2016.

Harry Palmr

Daniel can say a prayer for Derek.