Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 15/16

LFC CONNAUGHTON

K-9 wrote: »

My alternative table would suggest 77/78 will win the league so I'd say 68 or so will get 4th.

Arsenal lost 8 in 10/11 with 68 points.

How is the alternative table looking now?

googled eyes

The EV

https://vine.co/v/OzqY20uvxw5

Kerrigooney

Turtyturd wrote: »

Wonder is it possible to tear your hip and both your legs to put an end to persistent injuries?

But you just know he'd f*ck up his arms.

Maybe he needs to tear his brain

Turtyturd

LFC CONNAUGHTON wrote: »

How is the alternative table looking now?

I read somewhere that it has Liverpool 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th.

Kerrigooney

Turtyturd wrote: »

I read somewhere that it has Liverpool 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th.

I wonder who could be 4th?

If only there was some clues in your old posts...

LFC CONNAUGHTON

Turtyturd wrote: »

I read somewhere that it has Liverpool 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th.

Arsenal 4th?

K-9

LFC CONNAUGHTON wrote: »

How is the alternative table looking now?

I'll update it tomorrow, last one was 2 games ago. Lose or draw tomorrow we'll have lost a fair few points on it.

Kerrigooney

K-9 wrote: »

I'll update it tomorrow, last one was 2 games ago. Lose or draw tomorrow we'll have lost a fair few points on it.

Why? Is it cos we're playing a rubbish team tomorrow?

Turtyturd

Kerrigooney wrote: »

I wonder who could be 4th?

If only there was some clues in your old posts...

LFC CONNAUGHTON wrote: »

Arsenal 4th?

Proof that the alternative table works.

BorneTobyWilde

El clásico de la Premio Leagueio

_______La Mingzo____
_Clyio_Touiora_Sakhia_Moreno
___Allenano__De La Can____
Milnerinio__Herderanio__Lalania___
_______Firmino____________

Perfecto

4-2
Mi equipo

LFC CONNAUGHTON

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

El clásico de la Premio Leagueio

_______La Mingzo____
_Clyio_Touiora_Sakhia_Moreno
___Allenano__De La Can____
Milnerinio__Herderanio__Lalania___
_______Firmino____________

Perfecto

4-2
Mi equipo

You are a strange and interesting man.

Charlie19

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Good man yourself.

Muahahaha

I'm confident for a win tomorrow, especially if we get out of the blocks as fast as we did against Arsenal. We ran them ragged in the first 20 minutes and would have wrapped that game up before half time if it wasn't for Migs brain farts.

United are impotent in attack so theres no reason why we can't beat them at home. They can be hard to break down but the intensity of the game will help us a lot imo. We just scored 3 goals against Arsenal at home which is a turnaround from what we've seen at Anfield so far this season.

Firmino for man of the match.

Charlie19

I think we'll actually struggle tomorrow.
Going on previous games against weaker opposition, we've generally found it difficult to break down a side that park the bus. I can't see tomorrow being any different.

x43r0

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Shelvey on a woman's body

googled eyes

Is there anything be said for doing another combined XI

5starpool

Talisman wrote: »

To win a team only needs to finish with a points total higher than the team in the #2 spot.

For example, Arsenal's Invincibles accumulated 90 points to win the league in 2003/4. Chelsea only managed 79 points, so in reality 80 points would have been enough for Arsenal to win the league trophy that season.

This season Arsenal, Leicester and Man City are on form for a 79/80 points finish.

OK then, 81 would been enough to win it if you ignore the team that got more than 81 points those seasons. I know what you are trying to say, but it only applies to the team that won the league so isn't relevant to us at all.

googled eyes

I'm going with the dour 0-0 draw tomorrow followed by a VanGaal post match special rant

BorneTobyWilde

Leicester one win since Boxing day but still manage to reclaim top spot.
They are in decline yet rose to the top.

BorneTobyWilde

googled eyes wrote: »

I'm going with the dour 0-0 draw tomorrow followed by a VanGaal post match special rant

Man U won one game since Nov
I think we can beat them
I expect 25 mins in game will be over

shamrock55

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Big game for Henderson
Needs to take someone out early
Set the tone
No need to go to ground
Shoulder charge someone with extreme force
Send them flying to the ground
Can't get sent off for that

Henderson doesnt have it in him, we really need the 3 pts here if we are to have any slight chance of 4th, i think it will be 2 -2 though

Charlie19

shamrock55 wrote: »

Henderson doesnt have it in him,

https://twitter.com/iTweetSports473/status/687740255747715073

That Henderson / Costa stare down is utter cringe. Henderson looked to be sh1tting it too.

martyos121

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

El clásico de la Premio Leagueio

_______La Mingzo____
_Clyio_Touiora_Sakhia_Moreno
___Allenano__De La Can____
Milnerinio__Herderanio__Lalania___
_______Firmino____________

Perfecto

4-2
Mi equipo

I can finally take you seriously as a thanks whore, welcome!

ERG89

Charlie19 wrote: »

I think we'll actually struggle tomorrow.
Going on previous games against weaker opposition, we've generally found it difficult to break down a side that park the bus. I can't see tomorrow being any different.

If Van Gaal's time at United passes without us beating them I'll be properly pissed off :mad:
Worried if we do beat them they'll sack him

Charlie19

Augeo wrote: »

That Henderson / Costa stare down is utter cringe. Henderson looked to be sh1tting it too.

Charlie19

ERG89 wrote: »

If Van Gaal's time at United passes without us beating them I'll be properly pissed off :mad:
Worried if we do beat them they'll sack him

It'll probably end up draw.

Fellini from a set-piece then a late goal by Benteke.

Muahahaha

Augeo wrote: »

That Henderson / Costa stare down is utter cringe. Henderson looked to be sh1tting it too.

It was Costa who walked away, when have you ever seen that happen before?

Muahahaha

4/1 for Liverpool to be 1-0 at 20 minutes, bargain alert!

Talisman

5starpool wrote: »

OK then, 81 would been enough to win it if you ignore the team that got more than 81 points those seasons. I know what you are trying to say, but it only applies to the team that won the league so isn't relevant to us at all.

I thought it was obvious that I was saying that you only need a single point more than an opponent to finish ahead of them. The points total the team in first place accumulated is of no relevance to anything, all that matters is that they got a single point more than the team who finished second.

The teams that finished with more than 81 points in those seasons didn't need the additional points in most cases in order to win the league. The same total was sufficient to win the league in 12 of the last 20 seasons. 2011/12 is the only season in the same period when 90 points would have been required to win the Premier League title on points and not goal difference.

It's relevant to us because that is the type of form that Liverpool needs in order get fourth place in the league this season. In terms of real numbers it means winning 5 out of every 7 games for the remainder of the season. Presently the form of the team is around 3 wins and a draw in every 7 games.

It remains a possibility but not a likely outcome. If we win the game tomorrow then we will drop Man Utd into the very same situation.

Charlie19

Just a heads up for anyone that has any interest in betting on theses games.

PP are offering two "free" €5 in play bets on today's game if you place a €20 or more bet before KO, odds have to be 1/2 or greater.

I'm thinking €20 on draw @ 21/10.

Then in play €5 on felleni to score 1st @ 12/1.

And €5 on 1-1 @ 11/2.

Muahahaha

Charlie19 wrote: »

Just a heads up for anyone that has any interest in betting on theses games.

PP are offering two "free" €5 in play bets on today's game if you place a €20 or more bet before KO, odds have to be 1/2 or greater.

I'm thinking €20 on draw @ 21/10.

Then in play €5 on felleni to score 1st @ 12/1.

And €5 on 1-1 @ 11/2.

Sober up before you lose your bollox with that kind of talk

Charlie19

Muahahaha wrote: »

Sober up before you lose your bollox with that kind of talk

What ya talking about?

That's a bonus bet;)

ush

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

You were supposed to put Shelvey's head on the dog.

Utopia Parkway

Augeo wrote: »

That Henderson / Costa stare down is utter cringe. Henderson looked to be sh1tting it too.

Not really. In fact not at all.

Spurs are a one-man team up top

An injury to Kane or loss of form and they'll fall back. Stay fit and in form and they should keep top 4 easy enough.

klose

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Spurs are a one-man team up top

An injury to Kane or loss of form and they'll fall back. Stay fit and in form and they should keep top 4 easy enough.

To an extent yes but I think you are doing their defence a disservice there, 18 goals conceded in 22 games is exceptional form. Lot to be said for a settled defence and quality keeper who dosent **** himself.

Francie Barrett

klose wrote: »

To an extent yes but I think you are doing their defence a disservice there, 18 goals conceded in 22 games is exceptional form. Lot to be said for a settled defence and quality keeper who dosent **** himself.

And what has Pochettino got to spend since taking the reins?

Turtyturd

Charlie19 wrote: »

NukaCola

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Spurs are a one-man team up top

An injury to Kane or loss of form and they'll fall back. Stay fit and in form and they should keep top 4 easy enough.

If you have a very good keeper and very good striker that can make up for a lot of shortcomings. Add a stable defence and a settled squad/manager and it shows that top 4 can be achieved with a bit of time, quality, stability and planning in the EPL.

Muahahaha

Sunday People reporting that if we beat United today Alex Ferguson is set to return to Man Utd as a 'father figure' to family man Ryan Giggs as their new manager

Kerrigooney

Muahahaha wrote: »

Sunday People reporting that if we beat United today Alex Ferguson is set to return to Man Utd as a 'father figure' to family man Ryan Giggs as their new manager

Having Giggs in charge would be even better than having Van Gaal in charge....he'd finish them off completely.

martyos121

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Having Giggs in charge would be even better than having Van Gaal in charge....he'd finish them off completely.

He'd finish their marriages off anyway.

Kerrigooney

martyos121 wrote: »

He'd finish their marriages off anyway.

He'd **** everything up. Literally.

martyos121

Kerrigooney wrote: »

He'd **** everything up. Literally.

Oh for sure, he'd make a huge Moyes of it.

And then he'd nail their women.

NukaCola

Muahahaha wrote: »

Sunday People reporting that if we beat United today Alex Ferguson is set to return to Man Utd as a 'father figure' to family man Ryan Giggs as their new manager

That would be great.....surely their not that stupid though?

Muahahaha

Muahahaha wrote: »

Sunday People reporting that if we beat United today Alex Ferguson is set to return to Man Utd as a 'father figure' to family man Ryan Giggs as their new manager

Stan and Bobby part 2?

Im the gaffer

martyos121

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Stan and Bobby part 2?

Im the gaffer

I'd have said Dumb and Dumber but that works too.

martyos121

martyos121 wrote: »

I'd have said Dumb and Dumber but that works too.

Ha, as much as I don't like the man Fergie certainly wasn't dumb!

martyos121

RoboKlopp wrote: »

Ha, as much as I don't like the man Fergie certainly wasn't dumb!

Twas but a joke, I think we all really wish he was dumb.

Maybe Winky and the Brain is a better simile.