Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours 15/16

Guy:Incognito

citytillidie wrote: »

Oh love how the shoe is on the other foot now, certain fans up in arms because the English media is reporting about a certain players personal life, same fans were loving it when same media where doing the same to a certain young player last season.

Yeah, I'm with you on that, 100% yes sir e bob.

Nope, actually havnt a clue, Wha?

Vicxas

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Thats was totally unintentional :pac:

She looks like she could do a job,

Too bad she's a die hard Man Utd fan

citytillidie

corwill wrote: »

Wha'?

English papers have a story on Martials private life and United fans don't like it thinking it will unsettle him, but same fans were lapping it all up last season when the papers were writing about Sterlings private life

Charlie19

Vicxas wrote: »

Too bad she's a die hard Man Utd fan

But what about the ball control.

martyos121

Look, if she can take a corner, we'll forget all about who she supports and make this transfer happen. Send Enrique the other way, surely he can't fcuk up putting cards on a fcuking board?

jcsoulinger

Vicxas wrote: »

Too bad she's a die hard Man Utd fan

That's a plus in my book

BorneTobyWilde

Charlie19 wrote: »

But what about the ball control.

She gets hit on a lot and is an expert in kneeing balls.

corwill

citytillidie wrote: »

English papers have a story on Martials private life and United fans don't like it thinking it will unsettle him, but same fans were lapping it all up last season when the papers were writing about Sterlings private life

Meh.

rob316

And they were wondering what influence giggs had on the coaching at United.

Charlie19

Apoligies in advance.


Extramartial affair.

klose

brevity wrote: »

https://twitter.com/FutbolSergi/status/686255606383132673

Lovely player, shame hes an attacking midfielder however :pac:

Muahahaha

Anyway know how Firminho got on when playing up front on his own for Brazil?

klose

Danny ward getting recalled apparently, thats bogdan rightfully ****ed out so.

NukaCola

klose wrote: »

Danny ward getting recalled apparently, thats bogdan rightfully ****ed out so.

Should have never been signed. Not hammering the guy over mistakes but he was nowhere near the standard required.

rob316

That's a huge blow for Aberdeen.

Should get plenty of chances now, after impressing up there and our two keepers been a bit ****.

~Rebel~

OwaynOTT wrote: »

It's like they're trying to do the most difficult Countdown numbers combination.

Klopp - I'll have from small number and ten from the top please Rachel.
Rachel Riley- that's a number one, a ten, a ten, a ten, a ten, a ten. In fact Jurgen, that's ten number tens you have. And the target score is 74 points. Lets hope you can do better than Brendan's team.

*ahem*

10x10=100
10+10+10=30

100-30=70

10+10+10+10=40
40/10=4

70+4=74

Jurgen's a genius - you can do anything with 10's!

dogbert27

~Rebel~ wrote: »

*ahem*

10x10=100
10+10+10=30

100-30=70

10+10+10+10=40
40/10=4

70+4=74

Jurgen's a genius - you can do anything with 10's!

Agent Coulson

All joking aside about selling Sturridge for £25m to anyone the lad would never pass a medical anyway so we are stuck with him.

Harry Palmr

Danny Ings
Danny Sturridge
Danny Ward

One out of three ain't bad.

BullBlackNova

rob316 wrote: »

That's a huge blow for Aberdeen.

Should get plenty of chances now, after impressing up there and our two keepers been a bit ****.

klose wrote: »

Danny ward getting recalled apparently, thats bogdan rightfully ****ed out so.

Good to see him coming back. Definitely ahead of Bogdan in the pecking order for me. Should get a chance in the FA Cup anyway, I hope.

Wonder will it affect his chances of going to the Euros with Wales? Hennessy and Myhill are both doing well, if he returns to Liverpool and plays it would look great for him. If he doesn't see any game time, it'd be a problem you'd think.

He's been impressive with Aberdeen from what I've been reading so we'll happily see him as number 2, and maybe sign a new number 1 in the summer.

God what I'd give to not have to worry about our defence and gk...

Milkers

~Rebel~ wrote: »

*ahem*

10x10=100
10+10+10=30

100-30=70

10+10+10+10=40
40/10=4

70+4=74

Jurgen's a genius - you can do anything with 10's!

You used eleven 10s.

Agent Coulson

Is that just Balotelli & Markovic let out on loan now?

Not counting Grujic.

mav79

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Is that just Balotelli & Markovic let out on loan now?

Not counting Grujic.

Alberto, we could do with another no 10

Agent Coulson

mav79 wrote: »

Alberto, we could do with another no 10

Wasn't he sold?

mav79

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Wasn't he sold?

I thought so too, but he is still on the LFC website as on loan

5starpool

Milkers wrote: »

You used eleven 10s.

No he didn't, he used 10.

I'm leaving myself open to having it pointed out that I am actually the one who can't count but I did check a few times.

10x10=100 *** 2 tens
10+10+10=30 *** 3 tens

100-30=70

10+10+10+10=40 *** 4 tens
40/10=4 *** 1 ten

70+4=74

10 in total.

Harry Palmr

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Is that just Balotelli & Markovic let out on loan now?

Not counting Grujic.

Lawrence Vigouroux, Samed Yesil, Sergi Canos, Taiwo Awoniyi (Frankfurt), Andre Widsom, Luis Alberto, Big Lloyd Jones, Jordan Williams

thecretinhop

http://m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/marko-grujics-move-to-liverpool-almost-collapsed-because-he-is-claustrophobic-34350873.html

Speak Now

Milkers wrote: »

You used eleven 10s.

Nah he only used 10 not that you get more than 6 anyway

corwill

thecretinhop wrote: »

http://m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/marko-grujics-move-to-liverpool-almost-collapsed-because-he-is-claustrophobic-34350873.html

I had a MRI on my shoulder last year, so was stuffed into the machine head first. Absolutely ****ing horrible experience. If you've ever wondered what being buried alive would feel like...

klose

shelvey watch

http://twitter.com/HITCtopcorner/status/686235613775949825/video/1

Harry Palmr

klose wrote: »

shelvey watch

http://twitter.com/HITCtopcorner/status/686235613775949825/video/1

/checks memes and tropes list to see if this post can be approved.

edit - Shelvey not on the list! :eek:

Agent Coulson

There will be a late fitness check on Sakho before the Arsenal game.

klose

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Lawrence Vigouroux, Samed Yesil, Sergi Canos, Taiwo Awoniyi (Frankfurt), Andre Widsom, Luis Alberto, Big Lloyd Jones, Jordan Williams

norwich signed a right back from ukraine or somewhere the other day so hard to see wisdom getting much more game time there, might be worth giving him a recall too. Randall looks short of whats required unfortunately for the lad.

cj maxx

corwill wrote: »

I had a MRI on my shoulder last year, so was stuffed into the machine head first. Absolutely ****ing horrible experience. If you've ever wondered what being buried alive would feel like...

Ive had a few and rheyre not too bad . Just boredom
Though not for an hour !

~Rebel~

Milkers wrote: »

You used eleven 10s.

Nope, just the ten 10's

thecretinhop

Ah ok did not know that. Watch a bit of american football vikings blew kick 20 seconds to go. Vikings forum like here when we lost league in 13/14.

Turtyturd

Guess Jonjo's really trying to push that move to Palace through.

Harry Palmr

Klopp warns Guardiola

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/10/jurgen-klopp-liverpool-pep-guardiola

Jürgen Klopp has said the only advice he can give Pep Guardiola about the Premier League is to prepare for a draining fixture schedule, admitting he was unaware the Capital One Cup semi-final was over two legs before he arrived at Liverpool.

and

It’s a great country, great people, the food is much better than everybody said and the weather is not great, like everyone said.”

LuckyLloyd

I think I read some suggestions that Pato may have injury problems? During 2014 and 2015 he managed 100 games in all competitions in South America, scoring 38 goals.

By all means say he would be a bad bet because of wonderments over his career trajectory, tactical fit or doubts over the quality of opposition he has excelled against the past two years. But he gets on the pitch frequently - that isn't an issue.

Washington Irving

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

I think I read some suggestions that Pato may have injury problems? During 2014 and 2015 he managed 100 games in all competitions in South America, scoring 38 goals.

By all means say he would be a bad bet because of wonderments over his career trajectory, tactical fit or doubts over the quality of opposition he has excelled against the past two years. But he gets on the pitch frequently - that isn't an issue.

Yup, has had a near flawless injury record since going back to South America

Agent Coulson

Agent Coulson wrote: »

All joking aside about selling Sturridge for £25m to anyone the lad would never pass a medical anyway so we are stuck with him.

For £7.5m/year in wages being stuck with Sturridge isn't a huge issue imo. Enrique & Johnson's wages combined over recent years didn't have people half as p1ssed off as Sturridge for whatever reason.

The goals he scored for the club covered his transfer fee and wages for the first year or two imo, injuries happen.

Ings is out for the season due to 1 injury, Sturridge has missed over a season due to more than a few injuries, sh1t happens.

Van Persie had 5 patchy ish seasons before playing 38 PL games for Arsenal in 2011/2012 & 38 PL games the following season for Man Utd.

Its likely we'll see Sturridge score plenty more PL goals, hopefully for LFC, he's going nowhere imo too.

OwaynOTT

~Rebel~ wrote: »

*ahem*

10x10=100
10+10+10=30

100-30=70

10+10+10+10=40
40/10=4

70+4=74

Jurgen's a genius - you can do anything with 10's!

Milkers wrote: »

You used eleven 10s.

5starpool wrote: »

No he didn't, he used 10.

I'm leaving myself open to having it pointed out that I am actually the one who can't count but I did check a few times.



10 in total.

Who's cares how many tens he used.
He took over two hours to do the maths, you get 30 seconds on countdown.
In fairness to rebel, I don't know how he could concentrate with all the pics of Rachel.
They had me doing some furious hand calculations without solving any math problems.

~Rebel~

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Who's cares how many tens he used.
He took over two hours to do the maths, you get 30 seconds on countdown.
In fairness to rebel, I don't know how he could concentrate with all the pics of Rachel.
They had me doing some furious hand calculations without solving any math problems.

2 hours, crikey, I wasn't sitting with a pen and paper at the ready clicking refresh waiting for someone to post a conundrum

Took about 2 minutes.

MD1990

Pato at 11m is a worth a risk. If he found 70% of his Milan form & kept his injury record from last 3 years he would be a very good signing. Could settle well with our other Brazilians. Not many strikers out there we can realisticaly target.

Potential Underachiever

~Rebel~ wrote: »

2 hours, crikey, I wasn't sitting with a pen and paper at the ready clicking refresh waiting for someone to post a conundrum

Took about 2 minutes.

Potential poty imo, very very well done!

hefferboi

emmetkenny wrote: »

Hang on..... What about Linda and her clean sheets ?

And what about signing players with nice hair? (Lallana, Can)

hefferboi

I'm baffled we still haven't addressed the most serious issue this squad has had for the last 4/5 years. A top class cm has been the priority in this side since Xabi left, imo.

Jesus Wept

hi

Agent Coulson

So Danny Ward to start in goal on Wednesday.