Have You Ever Sat On An Old Person?

The Backwards Man

I just did, by accident. And I feel terrible. They took it alright, but I dunno, should I send flowers or a scratchcard or something to smooth things over?

Has anyone been in a similar position? How did they overcome it?

HeidiHeidi

You can't post something like that without telling us how it happened!

The Backwards Man

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

You can't post something like that without telling us how it happened!

I was walking home from the pub there, and it started lashing snow and rain and sleet and everything, I was drooked! Anyways, my neighbour down the road pulls up and says jump in, so I staggers me way round to the passanger and jump in. On top of her ninety year old Mum that she was taking home from the hospital!:eek:

fleet_admiral

I sat on my nana's lap when I was a little lad

HeidiHeidi

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I was walking home from the pub there, and it started lashing snow and rain and sleet and everything, I was drooked! Anyways, my neighbour down the road pulls up and says jump in, so I staggers me way round to the passanger and jump in. On top of her ninety year old Mum that she was taking home from the hospital!:eek:

I'm sorry, but that made me properly LOL :D:D

Not sure how you'd get back from that one.....

:D:D

The Backwards Man

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

I'm sorry, but that made me properly LOL :D:D

Not sure how you'd get back from that one.....

:D:D

Thanks! Now I feel a whole lot better!:D

ectoraige

*checks forum charter*

*furrows brow*

Nah, never mind.

HeidiHeidi

Being serious (as hard as that is), a wee bunch of flowers would be a lovely gesture.

(I'm still LOLing here!)

HeidiHeidi

You've also given me my new word for the day (/week/year probably) - drooked.

What a great word!

The Sidewards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I was walking home from the pub there, and it started lashing snow and rain and sleet and everything, I was drooked! Anyways, my neighbour down the road pulls up and says jump in, so I staggers me way round to the passanger and jump in. On top of her ninety year old Mum that she was taking home from the hospital!:eek:

This totally happened. :rolleyes:

emersyn

This had to be one of the most intriguing thread titles I've ever seen on here

The Backwards Man

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

You've also given me my new word for the day (/week/year probably) - drooked.

What a great word!

It's soaked, drownded and foundered all in one word.:)

Ken.

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I was walking home from the pub there, and it started lashing snow and rain and sleet and everything, I was drooked! Anyways, my neighbour down the road pulls up and says jump in, so I staggers me way round to the passanger and jump in. On top of her ninety year old Mum that she was taking home from the hospital!:eek:

I should probably lock this but I can't seem to see the buttons through my tears of laughter.

The Backwards Man

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

This totally happened. :rolleyes:

Totally did.

Do you not think I'm capable of committing enough social fcuk ups that I have resort to making them up?

retro:electro

Oh my god I'm actually howling with laughter!

bodice ripper

Does 40 count?






Cause I sat on him a LOT.

I shouldn't laugh, but that's so funny! The poor lady.

Mind you if you sat on my granny, I'd hospitalise you!

wil

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I just did, by accident. And I feel terrible. They took it alright, but I dunno, should I send flowers or a scratchcard or something to smooth it over

Reckon she might have just about forgiven you - if you hadn't asked her to get out and walk home.
Too drooked to recall that bit?

The Backwards Man

wil wrote: »

Reckon she might have just about forgiven you - if you hadn't asked her to get out and walk home.
Too drooked to recall that bit?

Haha, as George Clooney once said, I'm an asshole, not an effing asshole.:)

Disgruntled Badger

Not without settling on a price first

Robsweezie

Sounds like a fetish

Special Circumstances

Robsweezie wrote: »

Sounds like a fetish

No they said SAT not shat.

denismc

Maybe she will send u a bunch of flowers

hatrickpatrick

So you were up on an eighty year old man, riding him around and whipping him, for sixty minutes?
You realise that image will stay with me for the rest of my life...

Sam Kade

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I was walking home from the pub there, and it started lashing snow and rain and sleet and everything, I was drooked! Anyways, my neighbour down the road pulls up and says jump in, so I staggers me way round to the passanger and jump in. On top of her ninety year old Mum that she was taking home from the hospital!:eek:

That's what happens when you walk backwards

LordSutch

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Have You Ever Sat On An Old Person?

Fat ones are the best. Skinny old ones are too boney (not comfortable to sit on while watching TV).