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Girls and nails.. What in the name of sweet holy fuk.

  • 17-01-2016 6:30pm
    #1
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Girlfriend comes home with bright white shiny nails.. She didn't want them like that because they were supposed to have some pattern or some crap but my god, she looks like some crap you'd pick up in Pattaya. (In Asia so it's appropriate).

    For the next three weeks, she's gonna look like a prostitute on my arm so I'm just gonna not go out in public with her. Absolutely no chance I'll be seen in public with her.

    I don't care if it was unintended.. She went from lovely to ladyboy in a few hours. Arsebiscuits.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,695 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Break up with her OP, she would be so much better off without you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,500 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Or buy her some pliers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Umm, maybe try not making your girlfriend feel like shít because she got her nails done? They're her nails not yours and why do you care so much what other people think anyway?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭Paramite Pie


    ^^ so you're worried that people will judge you because of her nails??

    Honestly that's just nonsense... and self centered.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Umm, maybe try not making your girlfriend feel like shít because she got her nails done? They're her nails not yours and why do you care so much what other people think anyway?

    Because she has to be perfect if she is to be seen with him, I mean come on, he has standards, it's not easy being God's Gift to Women.


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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Umm, maybe try not making your girlfriend feel like shít because she got her nails done? They're her nails not yours and why do you care so much what other people think anyway?

    It's not white skin and white.. It's dark skin and white. If you saw it, you'd understand. I sound like an arsehole but trust me, it looks terrible.

    Edit: We've been together over four years and she hates it as well.. She knows how bad it looks. I just don't understand the nails thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    I sound like an arsehole

    We were too polite to mention it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    It's not white skin and white.. It's dark skin and white. If you saw it, you'd understand. I sound like an arsehole but trust me, it looks terrible.

    Well maybe but tastes differ, maybe she likes them.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's not white skin and white.. It's dark skin and white. If you saw it, you'd understand. I sound like an arsehole but trust me, it looks terrible.

    I think she deserves better than this from a partner. I think everyone does.

    Not everyone looks their best all the time, if she's worth being with when her nails are normal, then she's worth being with when she's had a bad manicure.

    They're nails, that's all they are.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    It's not white skin and white.. It's dark skin and white. If you saw it, you'd understand. I sound like an arsehole but trust me, it looks terrible.

    Agreed with the former, not sure about the latter :P
    Pic?


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I doubt the OP is making his GF feel like shyte in fairness.

    Tell her she can paint normal paint over them if she doesn't like them - it actually goes on really well over shellac :)

    I got one of those yokes with the lamp and all a couple of years ago for Christmas. Grand aul thing to have and do yourself!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    You definitely need to break up with her and start the long search for someone who has similar taste to you in ladies fingernails.

    Perhaps it can be your opening question on a first date?


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Well maybe but tastes differ, maybe she likes them.
    Candie wrote: »
    I think she deserves better than this from a partner. I think everyone does.

    Not everyone looks their best all the time, if she's worth being with when her nails are normal, then she's worth being with when she's had a bad manicure.

    They're nails, that's all they are.

    She was crying because of it.. Before I said anything. I was actually positive for a while. She thought they'd be completely different. I just don't understand the need for it at all.. In four years together, this is only the second time she's done her nails.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    When I see girls with those massive extendo nails I assume their arse is ruined


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭strelok


    telling OP his gf needs a new partner because he thinks her nails look awful

    you people are incredible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 33 121 Gigawatts!?


    When I see girls with those massive extendo nails I assume their arse is ruined

    Yeah those long talons thay are all the rage now are ridiculous looking. How can you do anything with them! The only thing they look good for is picking your nose....or ar$e...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 69 ✭✭PC Lackey


    She was crying because of it.. Before I said anything. I was actually positive for a while. She thought they'd be completely different. I just don't understand the need for it at all.. In four years together, this is only the second time she's done her nails.

    crying because of the color of her fingernails.


    ffs.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    strelok wrote: »
    telling OP his gf needs a new partner because he thinks her nails look awful

    you people are incredible.

    Yep. Even if the girl in question is distraught over them, I'm the arsehole for having an opinion.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She was crying because of it.. Before I said anything. I was actually positive for a while. She thought they'd be completely different. I just don't understand the need for it at all.. In four years together, this is only the second time she's done her nails.

    Like I said, she can paint normal nail varnish over them. I did it at Christmas when I thought the colour I was putting on was red and it ended up pink.

    She can also remove them, by soaking cotton wool in nail varnish remover (must contain acetone) and placing it on the nail and then wrapping tightly in tin foil - she'll probably need your help. She'll need to sit for about half an hour like that and then will have to kind of scrape the remnants off.

    Or, she can go to another salon and pay to have them removed.

    She doesn't need to have them like that for three weeks :)


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Like I said, she can paint normal nail varnish over them. I did it at Christmas when I thought the colour I was putting on was red and it ended up pink.

    She can also remove them, by soaking cotton wool in nail varnish remover (must contain acetone) and placing it on the nail and then wrapping in tin foil - she'll probably need your help. She'll need to sit for about half an hour like that and then will have to kind of scrape the remnants off.

    Or, she can go to another salon and pay to have them removed.

    She doesn't need to have them like that for three weeks :)

    She said it was a gel? Does that make it different?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Yep. Even if the girl in question is distraught over them, I'm the arsehole for having an opinion.

    You said it would be like being with a prostitute and likened her to a ladyboy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭22catch


    Yep. Even if the girl in question is distraught over them, I'm the arsehole for having an opinion.

    Tbh, OP you came across as a self-centred wanker in your post. Saying that you wouldn't be seen in public with your girlfriend because you think her false nails make her look like a ladyboy. That doesn't endear you to anyone.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    She said it was a gel? Does that make it different?

    Did she get tips put onto them? Or is it just three week gel polish?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭r93kaey5p2izun


    strelok wrote: »
    telling OP his gf needs a new partner because he thinks her nails look awful

    you people are incredible.

    What? The issue isn't his opinion that her nails look awful, it's his plan not to be seen with her in public because he thinks her nails look awful. Talk about nonsense!


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What? The issue isn't his opinion that her nails look awful, it's his plan not to be seen with her in public because he thinks her nails look awful. Talk about nonsense!

    He was hardly serious ffs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    Like I said, she can paint normal nail varnish over them. I did it at Christmas when I thought the colour I was putting on was red and it ended up pink.

    She can also remove them, by soaking cotton wool in nail varnish remover (must contain acetone) and placing it on the nail and then wrapping tightly in tin foil - she'll probably need your help. She'll need to sit for about half an hour like that and then will have to kind of scrape the remnants off.

    Or, she can go to another salon and pay to have them removed.

    She doesn't need to have them like that for three weeks :)

    Or she can go back to the salon who did them and ask for it to be removed as its not what she wanted to begin with.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    strelok wrote: »
    telling OP his gf needs a new partner because he thinks her nails look awful

    you people are incredible.

    He doesn't want to be seen with her because he doesn't like her nails. That's a bit more than him just not liking them.

    Imagine your partner refusing to go out in public with you because she didn't like your hair or shoes or something.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Maybe theyll grow on you OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    He was hardly serious ffs.

    The remark was disgusting IMHO


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tasden wrote: »
    Or she can go back to the salon who did them and ask for it to be removed as its not what she wanted to begin with.

    Definitely an option if they didn't do what she asked, but if it's just that they didn't turn out how she pictured them then it's a bit different.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PC Lackey wrote: »
    crying because of the color of her fingernails.


    ffs.

    Google "white hair".. Then imagine going to work tomorrow with brilliant white hair out of absolutely nowhere.

    I'm not actually bitching about her.. She hates it, I hate it. She got suckered into doing it in a friend's new salon and now, with her dark skin, it looks proper horrible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84 ✭✭GardeningGirl


    Edit: We've been together over four years and she hates it as well.. She knows how bad it looks. I just don't understand the nails thing.


    I agree. The fake nails are horrible. Not just that but they are totally impractical too.
    Luckily it's not permanent so look on the bright side :):)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 69 ✭✭PC Lackey


    You in Asia OP ?

    Just get a replacement model.

    Cant be going out with youngwans who cry about fingernail color.

    too much hassle.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He was hardly serious ffs.

    I dunno...
    For the next three weeks, she's gonna look like a prostitute on my arm so I'm just gonna not go out in public with her. Absolutely no chance I'll be seen in public with her.

    I don't care if it was unintended.. She went from lovely to ladyboy in a few hours. Arsebiscuits

    Sounds pretty bad!


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mansize wrote: »
    The remark was disgusting IMHO

    Jesus some of the things I come out with would have people pissing themselves so!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    People finding offence shocker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    You do know they can be changed right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭22catch


    Google "white hair".. Then imagine going to work tomorrow with brilliant white hair out of absolutely nowhere.

    I'm not actually bitching about her.. She hates it, I hate it. She got suckered into doing it in a friend's new salon and now, with her dark skin, it looks proper horrible.

    Maybe next time just post about how your lovely girlfriend is really upset having had a really bad hand job. I can't find a smiley face to post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    I've been waiting for my whole life for this thread and now I don't know what to even say...


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    22catch wrote: »
    Tbh, OP you came across as a self-centred wanker in your post. Saying that you wouldn't be seen in public with your girlfriend because you think her false nails make her look like a ladyboy. That doesn't endear you to anyone.
    PC Lackey wrote: »
    You in Asia OP ?

    Just get a replacement model.

    Cant be going out with youngwans who cry about fingernail color.

    too much hassle.

    Those two posts match each other absolutely perfectly.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    Jesus some of the things I come out with would have people pissing themselves so!!!

    Gwan! Give us a "for instance" time to let your mod hat slip and come over to the dark side for your early retirement


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Do you mean like this OP?

    http://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/2012/05/22/3/192/1922153/White-Nails.xxxlarge/i/White-Nail-Polish-Trend-Summer-2012.jpg

    or this- http://dy6g3i6a1660s.cloudfront.net/yF9BW8OR6VMpQUo0A4Q_wgJkAmQ/tlw-81/MAKEUPBYNURYG/sinful-stilleto-white-nail-polish.jpg

    TBH it just looks like Tipp-ex to me, I never paint my nails as it never stays on. Have naturally strong nails so just keep them quite long and (relatively!) clean. Can she not just paint over them or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    She said it was a gel? Does that make it different?


    Yes. A hard gel needs to be filed off. A softer gel can be buffed lightly and soaked in acetone. If they're gel they can be painted, or removed. No big deal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭Pink Fairy


    You do know they can be changed right?

    Girlfriends? Yeah....but its soooo much trouble!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    Definitely an option if they didn't do what she asked, but if it's just that they didn't turn out how she pictured them then it's a bit different.

    Even if they did just turn out different to how she imagined she can still ask them to remove them. Its not like shes requesting a refund or anything, she just wants them off because she's not happy with them. She may still have to pay for the removal though. I was more just highlighting that she doesn't have to go to another salon for the removal, although if it's a friend then she may not want to do that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭Car99


    Support your woman with only positive reinforcing comments , even if that means becoming a liar you must positively reinforce at all times regardless of your own opinions or beliefs. Otherwise you're an a**hole who deserves to die alone.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pink Fairy wrote: »
    Gwan! Give us a "for instance" time to let your mod hat slip and come over to the dark side for your early retirement

    Well I can certainly say that on more than one occasion I would have said to friends or partners something along the lines of "I'm not going out with you if you're wearing that - the bleedin hack of ya".

    Of course I didn't mean it and wasn't being serious and no one ever thought that I was, either.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 69 ✭✭PC Lackey


    Pink Fairy wrote: »
    Girlfriends? Yeah....but its soooo much trouble!

    Not in Asia. When you're a glorious white man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    For the next three weeks, she's gonna look like a prostitute on my arm so I'm just gonna not go out in public with her. Absolutely no chance I'll be seen in public with her.
    Are you joking or not here? You haven't clarified. That's what people think looks bad, not anything else that I can see. Unless you're joking though, of course.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Here's a test to see if anyone reads the thread before posting..

    She'd massively upset.
    I can't even comprehend how girls would ever do that.
    I'm not angry at her.
    But at the same time, I live in South East Asia and she actually looks like a prostitute when she normally looks lovely.
    We've been together four years.
    We're very honest with each other. Normally she's the one telling me i look like crap.
    She has dark skin. White nails on dark skin look horrific.


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