The Boards outage megathread

stevek93

The Sun King wrote: »

Is this absolute dog shît about signing in every time and then getting frisked for weapons on the way in going to be a permanent feature?

If I have to decipher another squiggly line bull**** phrase I'll be here less

Have a snickers you seem on edge

Actually... maybe your the one behind all this nonsense :rolleyes:

The Sun King

stevek93 wrote: »

Have a snickers

Actually... maybe your the one behind all this nonsense :rolleyes:

That's exactly what somebody trying to deflect attention away from themselves would say. Interesting...

Poochie05

Deleted User wrote: »

True. Hardly any new threads starting today either. ....

Many of us haven’t been able to log on, we could see you all talking but no one could ear us knocking on the window!!

And for some reason I an't type some letters witout opying and pasting from Word!

Hint:

C, H and V

thesandeman

mad muffin wrote: »

Me when the site first went down

Then after the first day

Then after the third day

Then when I couldn't log in

And finally now that I'm logged in

It made you go and have a sex change after one day??
This is more sinister than we thought.

mad muffin

thesandeman wrote: »

It made you go and have a sex change after one day??
This is more sinister than we thought.

Even worse… after the first 2.5 hours :eek:

C.K Dexter Haven

HUGE THANKS to all the Hamsters @ Boards.ie HQ for getting the big beast up and running again

KingBrian2

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

HUGE THANKS to all the Hamsters @ Boards.ie HQ for getting the big beast up and running again

Yes lets give around of applause to the Boards.ie staff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzmYLwkyHLQ

electrobanana

I just had to login through Facebook i feel so dirty.

DenMan

Just able to log back in now. Thanks guys for all your hard work in getting the site back up and running. It's much appreciated.

cowboyBuilder

Finally got back in .... I must say , Reddit is looking sweet lately ...

Collie D

Now I'll take any accusations of being a loony liberal do-gooder lefty on the chin (just this once) but has anybody thought to check up on the poor souls left languishing in the Prison forum? They've been locked in there for days and have probably succumbed to cannibalism.

dodzy

Page rendering still horribly slow.
Search function down now.

Badly Drunk Boy

I can actually log in from work, unlike yesterday when I could look but couldn't make any utterly profound pronouncements.

Take that, productivity!!!

Graces7

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

Finally got back in .... I must say , Reddit is looking sweet lately ...

Reddit? Do I need to know?

fro9etb8j5qsl2

The search function isn't working for me and neither is the view all threads I have posted on/started section.

Stinicker

I've heard there is going to be a boards outage baby boom, thousands of couples who nightly would read boards and watch cat videos actually engaged each other passionately for a change. The last week of September will be very interesting times amongst boardsies thats for sure.

realdanbreen

Any chance we could have another outage during Cheltenham week? I saved a small fortune in the last few days by not backing the fancies and tips given here every day.!:cool:

dslamjack

Have only now this minute only managed to log in , and I just discovered ,I've been married for 18 month's , twin's of 10 month's and the mother in law moved in to the back bedroom 2 year's ago ,missus said some thing about a ''Boss'' looking for me between her morning and night shift job's,told them I had to nip to the offie for sum sweet afton n cider , phew that woz close.

Boom_Bap

Stinicker wrote: »

I've heard there is going to be a boards outage baby boom, thousands of couples who nightly would read boards and watch cat videos actually engaged each other passionately for a change. The last week of September will be very interesting times amongst boardsies thats for sure.

I'd like to point out in advance that these are not my babies.

Not. Booms. Babies.

Harry Palmr

It seems reasonable to assume the attacks on the state apparatus, the lottery and boards.ie (such exulted company!) are the work of the same asshats is it the work of someone Ireland upset recently?

ScumLord

Harry Palmr wrote: »

It seems reasonable to assume the attacks on the state apparatus, the lottery and boards.ie (such exulted company!) are the work of the same asshats is it the work of someone Ireland upset recently?

Planet 9 is within their own wifi range, the attack has begun.

syklops

Harry Palmr wrote: »

It seems reasonable to assume the attacks on the state apparatus, the lottery and boards.ie (such exulted company!) are the work of the same asshats is it the work of someone Ireland upset recently?

Isis? :rolleyes:

Stinicker

syklops wrote: »

Isis? :rolleyes:

The have the internet in the stone age?

dslamjack

I woul't be surprised if it were't D O'B , he hate's anyone using his full name let alone talking about him, mmmm Jamaica or Portugal a good bet I'd say

Colser

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'd like to point out in advance that these are not my babies.

Not. Booms. Babies.

If theyre born with beards Im definitely blaming you.:pac:

Boom_Bap

Colser wrote: »

If theyre born with beards Im definitely blaming you.:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1oeh2eDlCw

FatherTed

Feel bad for the admins but having to enter the Capcha twice in a short space of time is a bit much.

ScumLord

FatherTed wrote: »

Feel bad for the admins but having to enter the Capcha twice in a short space of time is a bit much.

That's intolerable, it's basically the same thing as living in N.Korea.

wil

Did anyone consider putting a big "No Junk Mail" sticker on the website.

Would have put a stop to all this DDOS nonsense

maudgonner

wil wrote: »

Did anyone consider putting a big "No Junk Mail" sticker on the website.

Would have put a stop to all this DDOS nonsense

'Twould shut down After Hours overnight though