Liverpool FC VS Exeter City 8pm

Turtyturd

Boards most likely to be back to normal (i.e f*cked) by kick off. Match thread to take place on Twitter.

Insert appropriate hashtags.

Agent Coulson

How do I get thanks on twitter?

Agent Coulson

How long before the camera pans to Daniel Sturridge & his entourage in his private hospital box in the stand?

Kerrigooney

Boards is still ****ed...this is too much hassle.

Mon the reds.

Kerrigooney

Boards is still ****ed...this is too much hassle.

Mon the reds.

Kerrigooney

Didn't post that twice either.

Agent Coulson

Yes you did

Agent Coulson

Yes you did

citytillidie

I wonder if there will be as many people buying half and half scarfs as there was on Sunday

Kerrigooney

citytillidie wrote: »

I wonder if there will be as many people buying half and half scarfs as there was on Sunday

Those people should be shot.

Osmosis Jones

Enrique is so bad

Kerrigooney

He's a goal machine.

Agent Coulson

Go on the Pirlo 1-0

Has done more in 10 minutes than Lallana has in 10 games.

Turtyturd

When he's not shooting zombies he's scoring goals.

murpho999

Klopp is transforming Joe Allen!:D

retalivity

Owen is desperate... Liverpool have an easy tie in the next round if they should progress? Its vs a team that have beaten them twice this season already

Turtyturd

Anyone else just shout 'What the f*ck are you doing out there Benteke?'

Kerrigooney

Should be scoring that.

Turtyturd

Won't get many easier chances than that.

Pyjamarama

Could win this by a million if we get another 999,999 goals.

Buford T. Justice XIX

BENTEKE HITS THE NET.......



the side net!

Francie Barrett

Benteke's confidence is shot.

Lord Trollington

Some of these youngsters need to get more first team game time in the league.

Brad Smith and texeria also being 2

Turtyturd

Mr Glass cam.

Turtyturd

Benteke must have pissed in Owen's cornflakes.

Kerrigooney

Pyjamarama wrote: »

Could win this by a million if we get another 999,999 goals.

I think you forgot to sign in as BorneTobyWilde.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Turtyturd wrote: »

Benteke must have pissed in Owen's cornflakes.

He'll have to get in line after me.

Can of spam.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Stewart is playing well again.

Aaarrrgggghhh. Kiss of death before the pass

Francie Barrett

Controlling the game, we really should be scoring another 1-2 here.

Turtyturd

Very similar game to Sunday (Exeter maybe making more of a game of it)...main difference is we took a chance. Hopefully we get one or two more cos we are often liable to give one away.

Buford T. Justice XIX

retalivity wrote: »

Owen is desperate... Liverpool have an easy tie in the next round if they should progress? Its vs a team that have beaten them twice this season already

Luckily Sturridge won't be cup tied for them...

Turtyturd

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

He'll have to get in line after me.

Can of spam.

Don't think he's been too bad aside from the one instance where Tex got the ball out on the left and he decided to jog beside him. He needs a goal for his confidence though.

I think Owen is trying to big up Mr Glass by tearing down Benteke...just comes across as small time.

NyOmnishambles

Turtyturd wrote: »

Anyone else just shout 'What the f*ck are you doing out there Benteke?'

I am told I shout this a lot in my sleep

Turtyturd

Flanagan back, hopefully a few appearances and a decent fee in the summer.

Turtyturd

Flanagan back, hopefully a few appearances and a decent fee in the summer.

Buford T. Justice XIX

We re putting in lovely corners tonight...if we were a team of midgets.

Make if we practiced taking crap corners, we might miraculously start putting in good ones?

Turtyturd

Allen off, there goes our attacking threat.

Francie Barrett

Very happy with that performance. Allen and Branagan absolutely bossed the game, so much so that Exeter were barely a threat going forward. You'd have to be very concerned about Benteke. His movement was non-existant, his confidence looked shot and worst of all, he didn't seem to bothered.

Kerrigooney

Pathetic match thread,Turty. Absolutely pathetic. Hang your head in shame.

Turtyturd

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Pathetic match thread,Turty. Absolutely pathetic. Hang your head in shame.

A win and no 'football fans' can't ask for more than that.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Turtyturd wrote: »

A win and no 'football fans' can't ask for more than that.

What's your win % after this?

You might get a starting place for a few weeks till we fup up again.

Turtyturd

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

What's your win % after this?

You might get a starting place for a few weeks till we fup up again.

100%...not even a draw in site, finally the term Invincible is being bestowed upon a being worthy of it.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Turtyturd wrote: »

100%...not even a draw in site, finally the term Invincible is being bestowed upon a being worthy of it.

#betterthanthearsenal:D

NyOmnishambles

Michael Owen really really hates Benteke

monkey9

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Pathetic match thread,Turty. Absolutely pathetic. Hang your head in shame.

An absolute jive turkey of a match thread.