Do you eat your own snots?

Hammer89

Cards on the table time: are you horrified by the idea of eating your own snots? When I say eating, I mean putting in your mouth and swallowing rather than, you know, chewing and whatnot. Apologies in advance for the mental images, but it's after lunch and before dinner.

Picture the scene: you're flaked on the sofa and not even a fire could draw you from this type of relaxation. But you're well aware there's a bit of snot up there and it's messing with your state of tranquility. You have to remove it, but the distance from the bin feels like a trek up Everest, and you've got no tissues on your persons, what do you do?

I should clarify that by 'snots', I'm talking about the solid matter - not the stringy sh*t which resembles cheese on an under-cooked pizza. The prospect of eating that makes me a bit sick, but the other ones are fair game in my view.

mattaiuseire

Absolutely not.

Picking my nose, then rolling it up into a ball using my fingers and flicking it over the room however is another matter.

smash

Another quality thread. Next up we're going to talk about examining at the shite on the toilet paper after wiping your arse.

Hammer89

mattaiuseire wrote: »

Absolutely not.

Picking my nose, then rolling it up into a ball using my fingers and flicking it over the room however is another matter.

See, I'd argue that's a worse habit than eating it - especially if you live with other people, who may or may not want to thread on your snot in their bare feet one day.

ancapailldorcha

No, for what I would hope are obvious reasons.

TG1

Hammer89 wrote: »

See, I'd argue that's a worse habit than eating it - especially if you live with other people, who may or may not want to thread on your snot in their bare feet one day.

That's absoloutly worse, People who do that are up there with those who clip there toenails onto the floor and just leave them there....

This one comes up every so often. Can not imagine why.

c_man

I'd just throw it on the ground.

smash wrote: »

Another quality thread. Next up we're going to talk about examining at the shite on the toilet paper after wiping your arse.

Well now that you mention it...

Hammer89

smash wrote: »

Another quality thread. Next up we're going to talk about examining at the shite on the toilet paper after wiping your arse.

I wouldn't object to that. It may be the only way to determine if people eat their snots or not.

kfallon

smash wrote: »

Another quality thread. Next up we're going to talk about examining at the shite on the toilet paper after wiping your arse.

Only do that after about 5 wipes to determine if I need to go for the 'insurance wipe' or not :P

SEPT 23 1989

Im a roll and flick man myself

riffmongous

Something that occurred to me there recently playing Far Cry 4; in Nepal it's considered rude to offer your left hand to someone for a handshake or to eat with, as there you clean your arse with your right hand so the left is considered dirty.. but for a lefthander there is now an ethical dilema of whether to eat from the communal tray with my clean left hand and offend everyone or not risk to offend the cultures tradition but the alternative..

smash

Deleted User wrote: »

This one comes up every so often. Can not imagine why.

We haven't had a thread about shaving your pubes in a while...

Hammer89

smash wrote: »

We haven't had a thread about shaving your pubes in a while...

That's too low brow for you. You only want threads about banking and Greece leaving the Schengen, whatever the f*ck that is.

Graces7

There was a news item on breaking news way back that claimed that eating your snot built up your immune system. too tired to look it up but probably you can find it? serious scientific research! ( opened thi thread as I could not believe the title so leaving it and NOT COMING BACK :eek:

smash

smash wrote: »

We haven't had a thread about shaving your pubes in a while...

Euw. We do need more after hours threads about sex - but lets not start there

Graces7 wrote: »

There was a news item on breaking news way back that claimed that eating your snot built up your immune system. too tired to look it up

It is in one of the links in my post above.

mattaiuseire

While we're at it, does anyone else like to wipe the underside of their ball sack a few times and have a good sniff to see how good your sweaty scrote smells?

Hammer89

mattaiuseire wrote: »

While we're at it, does anyone else like to wipe the underside of their ball sack a few times and have a good sniff to see how good your sweaty scrote smells?

You're lowering the tone of what is already a pretty low thread. Please leave or I'll have a mod escort you out.

MonkeyTennis

Green Treats

mattaiuseire

Hammer89 wrote: »

You're lowering the tone of what is already a pretty low thread. Please leave or I'll have a mod escort you out.

Are you for real?

Hammer89

No.

mattaiuseire

Hammer89 wrote: »

No.

jester77

smash wrote: »

Another quality thread. Next up we're going to talk about examining at the shite on the toilet paper after wiping your arse.

We have a better solution here where you can just stand up and look at it, no fear of smearing the fingers.

frag420

Personally I roll it up and stick it to the underside of a chair/table until dried out, then I pick n chew!

Sometimes I forget where I leave them though and when I go back to get my booger there is so much if it it's like brail!

Booger Brail

c_man

jester77 wrote: »

We have a better solution here where you can just stand up and look at it, no fear of smearing the fingers.

Well we're still left with the question of how many times should you wipe your arse?

jester77

c_man wrote: »

Well we're still left with the question of how many times should you wipe your arse?

Until the first red stain appears.

riffmongous

Hammer89 wrote: »

You're lowering the tone of what is already a pretty low thread. Please leave or I'll have a mod escort you out.

So the snot eaters run AH? Those guys on reddit were right :eek:

mattaiuseire

jester77 wrote: »

Until the first red stain appears.

I prefer until the first few red blotches appear, because then the itch on your chocolate starfish feels good.

Oasis1974

How could you possibly not eat free salty food?

Banjoxed

Everybody's doin' it,
Picking their snots and chewin' it