Madonna Like A Virgin

wendell borton

Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

kfallon

^^^^^ thanked by Noblong

Azalea

Then one day she meets a John Holmes mother****er, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother****er's like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's diggin tunnels.

fleet_admiral

I remember my late granda, who would have been 93 today calling her a 'muck bird'. And she is.

Hammer89

Azalea wrote: »

Then one day she meets a John Holmes mother****er, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother****er's like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's diggin tunnels.

You were at the top of my compatability thing. Now I know why. Marry me.

I love a girl whose reference game is on point.

Sir Osis of Liver.

fleet_admiral wrote: »

I remember my late granda, who would have been 93 today calling her a 'muck bird'. And she is.

Grandad was in his late 20s when Madonna had her first hit.He should know.

Azalea

Hammer89 wrote: »

You were at the top of my compatability thing. Now I know why. Marry me.

I love a girl whose reference game is on point.

/goes all blushing and giggly and girly; cool girl points - out the window

I haven't been this shocked since my cousin explained what the Billy Idol song 'Dancing With Myself' was about.

I can't even trust my ears these days.

The Backwards Man

'Dear Jessie' was actually about Sean Penn's love of pudgy grey bearded old moonshiners that ultimately led to their breakup.

8 Bit Girl

I always thought Like A Prayer was the same:


I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

Filth!

One eyed Jack

8 Bit Girl wrote: »

I always thought Like A Prayer was the same:


I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

Filth!

Great song though!!


Can't remember now who sung it but that song "I touch myself"... only took me a couple of years to cop what that was about, like I didn't hear it for years, and then one day head it on the radio and it hit me - :eek:

nullzero

I've hated Madonna since the eighties, that's a lot time to dislike a musical artist. I still change the channel anytime any of her songs come on the radio.

Azalea

Turning Japanese by The Vapours is about masturbation also. And Orgasm Addict by The Buzzcocks.
They were mad for their songs about self love in the late 70s.

Hammer89

8 Bit Girl wrote: »

I always thought Like A Prayer was the same:


I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there

Filth!

"I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there." She's giving a blowjob and she's waiting for the inevitable ejaculate.

"In the midnight hour I can feel your power." He ejaculates in her mouth at 12am sharp.

"Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there." She's gone off to masturbate with Jesus now.

I'm in the mood to read into her entire discography now, the filthy so-and-so.

The Backwards Man

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Great song though!!


Can't remember now who sung it but that song "I touch myself"... only took me a couple of years to cop what that was about, like I didn't hear it for years, and then one day head it on the radio and it hit me - :eek:

Written by the same fella as Like A Virgin I think.

LETHAL LADY

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Great song though!!


Can't remember now who sung it but that song "I touch myself"... only took me a couple of years to cop what that was about, like I didn't hear it for years, and then one day head it on the radio and it hit me - :eek:

I hadn't either :eek: and used to be going around singing it when it came out. God bless my innocence:(

Miss Demeanour

Always wondered about the song....thought the lyrics were 'touched for the 31st time!'

mzungu

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Great song though!!


Can't remember now who sung it but that song "I touch myself"... only took me a couple of years to cop what that was about, like I didn't hear it for years, and then one day head it on the radio and it hit me - :eek:

Ah Yes! The Divinyls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

8 Bit Girl

Hammer89 wrote: »

"I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there." She's giving a blowjob and she's waiting for the inevitable ejaculate.

"In the midnight hour I can feel your power." He ejaculates in her mouth at 12am sharp.

"Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there." She's gone off to masturbate with Jesus now.

I'm in the mood to read into her entire discography now, the filthy so-and-so.

Spoiler* - She gets knocked up in the end...

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh
I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...

Hammer89

8 Bit Girl wrote: »

Spoiler* - She gets knocked up in the end...

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh
I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...

Whoever wrote those lyrics should be shot. Unless it was Yoda, in which case fair enough :P

8 Bit Girl

Hammer89 wrote: »

Whoever wrote those lyrics should be shot. Unless it was Yoda, in which case fair enough :P

Heyour Da, keepin' keepin me bleedin'baby I am, nutin u can do abou' it ders not, riiiiih

Iwasfrozen

wendell borton wrote: »

Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

Back when Madonna was hot.

buried

Madonna's track "Holiday" is all about smoking crack. Look at the lyrics.

One eyed Jack

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Back when Madonna was hot.

Was she frozen since then?


*badum tish*

mzungu

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Was she frozen since then?


*badum tish*

No...she was thawed out by a Ray of Light :pac:

J. Marston

"All My Life" by the Foo Fighters is about cunnilingus.

LETHAL LADY

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Back when Madonna was hot.

Ah c'mon give her a break. She's 58 like and she still has a great figure.

Lenny Kravitz wrote Justify My Love.

I'm not sure why that surprises me, but it does.

PTH2009

Love that song when I'm drunk it's just one of them songs

Duckworth_Luas

"Four Roads to Glenamaddy" is about a guy losing his virginity to a middle aged Austrian hooker in a brothel in Brussels during the mid 1950s.

nullzero

nullzero wrote: »

I've hated Madonna since the eighties, that's a lot time to dislike a musical artist. I still change the channel anytime any of her songs come on the radio.

She had some great stuff in the mid-late nineties when she released the Ray of Light album.
After that it went somewhat downhill though...