Augsburg FC v Liverpool FC, Europa League, Thurs 18/02, 20.05 hrs, BT Sport

Turtyturd

Strange decision.

niallo27

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Blatant 'Im at the darts' post..


Hope you enjoy it.


Perhaps do a 180 and go watch the match

In fairness I still made time to post I the utd match thread

Osmosis Jones

Dirty

Osmosis Jones

Milner must fall over more than any other player. He never seems in control of what he's doing.

Knex*

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Ah here, I was going to do the match thread of the Europa league tie between these two clubs.
Can a mod close it and let me do one?

Owen on the commentary should at least soften the blow for you.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Who in God's earthly world decided to pay Michael Owen to commentate on matches?

I have heard more insightful commentary from a dead cat!

Sweet divinity.

5starpool

Nice clearance by Kolo.

Turtyturd

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Who in God's earthly world decided to pay Michael Owen to commentate on matches?

I have heard more insightful commentary from a dead cat!

Sweet divinity.

I pretend he's Phil Taylor. It doesn't help, it's just something I do.

Buford T. Justice XIX

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Blatant 'Im at the darts' post..


Hope you enjoy it.


Perhaps do a 180 and go watch the match

He's not Enrique...

Shanee.

You just gotta hate Michael Owen

Knex*

Turtyturd wrote: »

I pretend he's Phil Taylor. It doesn't help, it's just something I do.

I do Jason Manford. Likewise on the absolutely no help front, however.

Harry Palmr

Why don;t walls race out rather than dropping deeper?

Turtyturd

Thought Mignolet had fallen over the line with that.

mosstin

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Who in God's earthly world decided to pay Michael Owen to commentate on matches?

I have heard more insightful commentary from a dead cat!

Sweet divinity.

He talked about our high line defending that free kick like a man who's never watched a match in his life before.

Knex*

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Why don;t walls race out rather than dropping deeper?

Walls generally don't move, Harry. Its actually one of the key requirements in order to be classified as a wall.

MonkeyTennis

he talks about cheating all the time

DRAWING A FOUL IS CHEATING YOU .. YOU ..

mada999

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Who in God's earthly world decided to pay Michael Owen to commentate on matches?

I have heard more insightful commentary from a dead cat!

Sweet divinity.

I'm listening to Keith Costigan and Alexi Lalas.....

~Rebel~

Nearly caught out rodgers'ing around the back with the ball...would rather we try and get it forward quicker.

Knex*

One fact about Owen that I do like is, he brought a cereal out when I was a kid, and of course little Knex being a fan, I went and bought it.

It was absolutely crap. Just so bland, which is quite fitting when you listen to his commentary now.

I bet he's eating a bowl of Nestle Sporties right now.

recylingbin

Staffolidis (sp?) Looks a decent player.

Knex*

~Rebel~ wrote: »

Nearly caught out rodgers'ing around the back with the ball...would rather we try and get it forward quicker.

Ha! Cos Brendan Rodgers! And cos Rodgering is another way of saying "dicking".

I'm using this from now on.

Osmosis Jones

Midfield lack any sort of ingenuity

Buford T. Justice XIX

mada999 wrote: »

I'm listening to Keith Costigan and Alexi Lalas.....

I just put it on mute for 5 seconds before un muting again.

He has just less than twice the concentration of a goldfish.

Or a can of spam.

Turtyturd

Any credit for Moreno there?

Knex*

Turtyturd wrote: »

Any credit for Moreno there?

Surely he's on bill pay by now?

Turtyturd

Greedy f*cker.

recylingbin

Sturrridge
Should have given it to hendo.

Osmosis Jones

Couple deliberate handballs now, no yellows

mada999

Turtyturd wrote: »

Any credit for Moreno there?

yeah 10 euro 086

dogbert27

WTF is Sturridge doing in a wall? The last thing we need him doing is putting his body in the way of a free shot!!!

mosstin

**** this - Sturridge has ruined watching Liverpool matches for me. Sitting here, fingers crossed, silently intoning 'Don't break. Don't break' every time the ball comes near him.

Knex*

I really hope we get another midfielder in the summer. Henderson just isn't as effective when not playing CAM (although I wonder how much his heel injury is affecting him), and Milner and Can can't be relied on for 40 games a year to provide the tempo to control the game, while also having the ability to put us on the front foot and play the gamebreaking pass.

Knex*

What a dingus. Should have scored. (happy he didn't, of course)

rob316

Can and henderson have been hopless again. Hook one or both preferably.

dogbert27

Coutinho didn't get enough of the ball in that half. Opening goal will be through him so just give him the ball, I'm looking at you Moreno!!!

~Rebel~

We're, ah, we're not doing great..

Harry Palmr

Drop one of the middle move Coutinho deeper bring on Benteke or Ibe. Having three water carriers on the pitch in the same zone is killing us right now.

Kerrigooney

Whenever Mignolet makes a save he hops up and screams at someone...next time he ****s up(it wont be long) maybe all the defenders should start screaming at him. See how he likes it. Muppet.

Buford T. Justice XIX

mosstin wrote: »

**** this - Sturridge has ruined watching Liverpool matches for me. Sitting here, fingers crossed, silently intoning 'Don't break. Don't break' every time the ball comes near him.

Yeah, same here. I keep expecting him to be hit by a falling meteorite or some such stupid injury.

Knex*

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Drop one of the middle move Coutinho deeper bring on Benteke or Ibe. Having three water carriers on the pitch in the same zone is killing us right now.

Perfect description.

BorneTobyWilde

German Halftime Refreshments

MonkeyTennis

Im so thirsty now

MD1990

It was similar with Sturridge last year. He may have lost a yard of pace or is scared to go do a 100% sprint.

shamrock55

The worst Liverpool midfield in recent memory,henderson and can are a pile or steaming dung once again,ffs sake klopp never mind cb's or a keeper,we need a new midfield and fast

Turtyturd

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Whenever Mignolet makes a save he hops up and screams at someone...next time he ****s up(it wont be long) maybe all the defenders should start screaming at him. See how he likes it. Muppet.

When that happens he gets up and starts screaming at them anyway.

Milkers

This is a really bad match.

eagle eye

I'm not watching the game but reading the comments about Michael Owen as a commentator surprise me. I thought he was pretty bland and boring when he started out but over the last couple of months I thought he improved a lot. Maybe it's because it's a Liverpool match that he has become a bit withdrawn again or something.

I've found his forthright opinions quite refreshing over the last couple of months when doing Premier league games.

BorneTobyWilde

Score first here and we'll be leading for sure.

~Rebel~

Milner...why didn't you move?!

Just stood there watching till he realised he was actually a footballer, playing a match.

mosstin

eagle eye wrote: »

I'm not watching the game but reading the comments about Michael Owen as a commentator surprise me. I thought he was pretty bland and boring when he started out but over the last couple of months I thought he improved a lot. Maybe it's because it's a Liverpool match that he has become a bit withdrawn again or something.

I've found his forthright opinions quite refreshing over the last couple of months when doing Premier league games.

I'm surprised anyone is even remotely surprised that folk think Owen is a poor analyst.