Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2016 - Mod Warning link in OP 20/3

Hococop

RobertKK wrote: »

We will win with a header.

Which head?

LVG will have a big poster of Kate in the dressing room tonight!

homerjay2005

zorro2566 wrote: »

LVG will have a big poster of Kate in the dressing room tonight!

if we go through tonight, ill be posting a "good luck" kate Gif before every match for the rest of the season.

if we lose....theres always Rachel.

hufpc8w3adnk65

https://www.riffsy.com/view/caption/fIZi6Z1olh1


This one is for you next time homer

brinty

how dare you guys start using my girls like that without my permission...
And wheres Anna, Jay Law and Scar Jo...

Its good I can't do gifs.. or I'd ruin this thread..

Lord TSC

https://twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/702835182232084480

(When asked about Jose to United) what i said a lot of times. Don't have different updates. Let's wait. If something will change, i'll post it cheers

Had plenty of chances to backtrack and has avoided it...

Trigger

Lord TSC wrote: »

https://twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/702835182232084480

(When asked about Jose to United) what i said a lot of times. Don't have different updates. Let's wait. If something will change, i'll post it cheers

Had plenty of chances to backtrack and has avoided it...

Plenty of people are asking him everyday for updates. In fairness he is sticking to his guns with this one.. still stanning behind his Jose in June report..

TheDoc

Always wondered, how quickly can a set of fans come up with a chant, and have it somewhat resonate throughout?

Surely there is a good shout for when things are going well tonight, to sing that line "SO HORNY, HORNY HORNY HORNY" "LOUIS' HORNY, HORNY HORNY HORNY TONIGHT!!!"

homerjay2005

Lord TSC wrote: »

https://twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/702835182232084480

(When asked about Jose to United) what i said a lot of times. Don't have different updates. Let's wait. If something will change, i'll post it cheers

Had plenty of chances to backtrack and has avoided it...

i very much have impression that Jose wants it, Jose believes he will get it, Jose has not been offered anything.

large part of the board want Giggs - i am convinced with that.

homerjay2005

TheDoc wrote: »

Always wondered, how quickly can a set of fans come up with a chant, and have it somewhat resonate throughout?

Surely there is a good shout for when things are going well tonight, to sing that line "SO HORNY, HORNY HORNY HORNY" "LOUIS' HORNY, HORNY HORNY HORNY TONIGHT!!!"

Ro Horny
Rojo Rojo Horny
tonighttttttttttttttt

brinty

who's been tampering with Homer...
he's gone all positive and fuzzy in the past week
no negativity and posting pics of bewbs....

I this version of homer

Jayop

brinty wrote: »

who's been tampering with Homer...
he's gone all positive and fuzzy in the past week
no negativity and posting pics of bewbs....

I this version of homer

I'd say he's just broken. Like Jack Nicholas in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

KH25

Are we on any of the normal channels tonight?

adox

KH25 wrote: »

Are we on any of the normal channels tonight?

Abnormal channels.

alchemist33

Jayop wrote: »

I'd say he's just broken. Like Jack Nicholas in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

I spent a few minutes wondering when Jack Nicklaus had an qcting career, until I thought of Jack Nicholson!

Lord TSC

Carrick in at CB

adox

We may get knocked out tonight.

brinty

KH25 wrote: »

Are we on any of the normal channels tonight?

We're on the x rated ones cos it could get filthy.....

adox

Lord TSC wrote: »

Carrick in at CB

No CBs in the starting line up!

Lithium93_

The other game United played without Smalling, they lost, I fear tonight may be the same..

adox

Lithium93_ wrote: »

The other game United played without Smalling, they lost, I fear tonight may be the same..

The thought of Utd being caught on the counter attack with Carrick and Blind in a foot race back down the pitch is frightening.

If Mataland can hold their nerve(I think they may be overawed by the occasion) then they could see it out and go through.

Best of luck United, and keep it horny!

Jayop

alchemist33 wrote: »

I spent a few minutes wondering when Jack Nicklaus had an qcting career, until I thought of Jack Nicholson!

:pac: OK I F'ed up there!!

Kerrydude1981

David May definitely thinks Utd should have go tonight,he said it enough times when asked the question about the game anyway

I was hoping Pereira would get a start tonight and let Lingard take a rest

Jayop

Kick off on Pornhub Sports 2 in just under an hour.

brinty

adox wrote: »

The thought of Utd being caught on the counter attack with Carrick and Blind in a foot race back down the pitch is frightening.

If Mataland can hold their nerve(I think they may be overawed by the occasion) then they could see it out and go through.

J. Marston

"Who's he?"

My most common thought when looking at the United bench these days.

TheTownie

FYI, Premier League have issued a guidance on the offside rule to all clubs with regards Juan Mata's free-kick against Shrewsbury Town. In future it will be ruled offside.

Explanation can be read here.

adox

TheTownie wrote: »

FYI, Premier League have issued a guidance on the offside rule to all clubs with regards Juan Mata's free-kick against Shrewsbury Town. In future it will be ruled offside.

Explanation can be read here.

Thought it was as clear as day offside, even under the new rules.

J. Marston

TheTownie wrote: »

FYI, Premier League have issued a guidance on the offside rule to all clubs with regards Juan Mata's free-kick against Shrewsbury Town. In future it will be ruled offside.

Explanation can be read here.

In situations where an attacking player adopts an offside position for a clear tactical purpose, and then remains in an offside position when the ball is last touched/played by a team-mate, they "run the risk" of being penalised for interfering with an opponent

Can still do it. Just need to time the run out better.

caviardreams

JS Park's birthday today!

Always loved him - may not have been world class but great effort and a great squad player imo.

And a great man for goals against Chelsea!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJk5xpJm78s

Indestructable

Martial out

Manutd_4life

Indestructable wrote: »

Martial out

Please tell me your joking

Indestructable

Manutd_4life wrote: »

Please tell me your joking

Guys on BT saying it, unconfirmed. Hopefully not

Indestructable

Yup he out, Rashford in

PaddyCar

Hamstring pull for martial

pheasant tail

Hamstring gone. Disaster for Sunday

Maximus Alexander

Lord TSC wrote: »

Martial is going to be run raw by the end of the season

Shows the pressure that he wouldn't even rest one of our front four in favour of Perriera or Keane, in spite of the ability gap...

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I was only going to say this myself. It wouldn't surprise me if he's the next one to be hit with an injury.

It's a weird feeling when you hate being right.

Is De Gea back? I bet he has some shot on him.

Lord TSC

....I mean, the only surprise is it took that long....

Quandary

The injury situation at Utd is farcical and has been for 3 or 4 years now. You would love to know why this is the case. The club must be doing something different to other top clubs because it is clearly not normal.

Hopefully they withdrew Martial as a precaution for Arsenal.

Kerrydude1981

So that's Rooney and maybe Martial gone for the Arsenal game

Memphis will probably start up front against Arsenal

keeponhurling

Maybe Carrick can do a shift upfront

caviardreams

We seriously need to recall James Wilson

Headshot

Indestructable wrote: »

Martial out

ffs

He is playing far to many games this season

Trigger

Quandary wrote: »

The injury situation at Utd is farcical and has been for 3 or 4 years now. You would love to know why this is the case. The club must be doing something different to other top clubs because it is clearly not normal.

Hopefully they withdrew Martial as a precaution for Arsenal.

In fairness the majority of our injuries this year have been contact injuries, not that the helps matter in any way :pac:

jaykay74

Small squad he said, be grand he said :mad:

Kerrydude1981

Leaving the squad so light on strikers is now biting LVG in the balls

Rashford hat trick tonight

RobertKK

Louis is getting his wish, a small squad

Crimson King

Only have two strikers in the squad and that's what happens, simples

StringerBell

jaykay74 wrote: »

Small squad he said, be grand he said :mad:

I urge you to name me a big squad that could cope with the number of injuries