Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2016 - Mod Warning link in OP 20/3

**** all pace left in the side

Depay...please to gawd you get your finger out of your arse and do something

Headshot

we're ****ed now

Lord TSC

Martial, Rashford and Fel are the only players who have looked dangerous recently, and we have all three missing

Nalz

Headshot wrote: »

we're ****ed now

We're all gonna die!!!!

J. Marston

Depay hat-trick. Be grand.

Rayne Wooney

It's sheer incompetence at this stage

No unlucky about it

sky88

lingard in the middle and mata on the right never ceases to amaze me how stupid that is

jayo26

sky88 wrote: »

lingard in the middle and mata on the right never ceases to amaze me how stupid that is

Its no challenge if you put a square Peg in a square hole.

jayo26

Lvg looks like he picked up the wife's sunglasses

Headshot

sigh another injury

StringerBell

Darmian injured now, woop. woop.

Michael D Not Higgins

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

Martial brace for 2-0

No Martial, 0-0.

Flint Fredstone

StringerBell

jayo26 wrote: »

Its no challenge if you put a square Peg in a square hole.

Its mad Pep seems to get very little flak for these things

Also, how LVG was heralded early in his career for his use of players versatility, perception and point of view are absolutely critical to everything really aren't they

How Soon Is Now

Today's the day I reckon..... Or at least hope.

StringerBell

Rojo's passing in general is atrocious

Rossi IRL

Could be a 6 monther

StringerBell

Norwich fighting for their lives isn't going to be easy anyway, I would expect they let him lead the team out at Wembley even if a decision is taken today on his future.

Flint Fredstone

Would it be too much to ask for Depay not to f*ck up every single thing he does?

Lord TSC

StringerBell wrote: »

Norwich fighting for their lives isn't going to be easy anyway, I would expect they let him lead the team out at Wembley even if a decision is taken today on his future.

Agreed. I don't think we get any word till after the cup. At best, we get told beforehand it's his last game, but I think they will let him try for the cup at this stage.

StringerBell

Its crazy, recent seasons have seen us plagued with muscular injuries and stuff and this season they have subsided more or less to be replaced by impact injuries! Couldn't make it up.

Not a good start by us, hopefully Norwich wear themselves out a little bit cause as usual the other team look more up for the fight then us. At some point I guess we could catch them committing too many forward but need to get a bit of control on the game really

jayo26

StringerBell wrote: »

Its mad Pep seems to get very little flak for these things

Also, how LVG was heralded early in his career for his use of players versatility, perception and point of view are absolutely critical to everything really aren't they

Pep generally does it successfully tho, mata does not offer anything out wide and very rarely has for united.

Flint Fredstone

Don't want to overreact or anything but Depay is one of the worst players I've ever seen in a United shirt :pac:

glued

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

Don't want to overreact or anything but Depay is one of the worst players I've ever seen in a United shirt :pac:

I wouldn't judge any player under van Gaal. He's gotten very little from a lot of these players.

Flint Fredstone

glued wrote: »

I wouldn't judge any player under van Gaal. He's gotten very little from a lot of these players.

A poor man's Obertan :pac:

jayo26

Flint Fredstone wrote: »

A poor man's Obertan :pac:

Thats harsh.......... On obertan

Mitch Connor

Liam O wrote: »

I wouldn't be overly upset keeping LVG. I mean he's made a lot of bad decisions but it's close to working at the moment and the right couple of players and the squad is looking fairly good for the future. A top right winger and a dynamic number 10 or attacking centre mid would make the world of difference to the team in an attacking sense. Should be looking at the likes of Rodriguez or Isco from Madrid for the number 10 and test the waters with Griezmann or Muller for the right. If they don't work out there's a lot of upgrades on whats there already.

Seriously, what in this first half indicates United could have a bright future under LVG?

This is utterly appalling.

jayo26

Free kick specialist??? I can't remember him getting one on target for us.

ElChe32

Rojo is so bad.

ScummyMan

Another season of this might break me honestly.

fuzzydunlop85

Rojo and Memphis first out the door please this summer, what did these 2 clowns cost us 40 million +??

StringerBell

Its sad alright, watching Memphis bearing down on his man at speed in a one on one, and you just knew he wasn't going to come out on top.

StringerBell

We normally have one decent half, one ****e half, so is it possible we might be ok in the second half and look like a team that wants to do all they can to win a game?

Adamcp898

StringerBell wrote: »

Its sad alright, watching Memphis bearing down on his man at speed in a one on one, and you just knew he wasn't going to come out on top.

He could still at least have tried to do something other than run straight into him tbf

fuzzydunlop85

StringerBell wrote: »

We normally have one decent half, one ****e half, so is it possible we might be ok in the second half and look like a team that wants to do all they can to win a game?

I wouldn't get your hopes up, I think we'll lose 1-0. Bassong or Jerome from a set piece.

StringerBell

Adamcp898 wrote: »

He could still at least have tried to do something other than run straight into him tbf

He did try and do something, that's the sad part. He just doesn't make the right decision a whole lot of the time does he

StringerBell

fuzzydunlop85 wrote: »

I wouldn't get your hopes up, I think we'll lose 1-0. Bassong or Jerome from a set piece.

Its alright, away from home my hopes never leave my socks.

How Soon Is Now

You would love to just ask Woodward out straight what the **** is Van Gaal still doing at this club?

I'd love to know his actual honest opinion on this surely he ain't that deluded and he can see how awful the team is playing the vast majority of the time.

Rayne Wooney

Why is Memphis so shít?

StringerBell

Didn't mention the Smalling header either, that was poor. He has to at least hit the target there, we don't often get opportunities from set pieces, cause we suck at them, that would have been a welcome boost from an awful half.

StringerBell

Roy Keane thing on my stream at the moment.

I really, really, really, really, miss Roy Keane.

Smegball

Muck.

edgecutter

Can't say I am surprised by what we are looking at just now. The fact that the players can't motivate themselves to win and have a chance at top 4 is astonishing.

We really need another clear out and some proper scouts to highlight players with pace and a first touch.

adox

Not two ****s given by the team or management it seems.

Adamcp898

StringerBell wrote: »

He did try and do something, that's the sad part. He just doesn't make the right decision a whole lot of the time does he

He attempted to feint a change of direction but didn't even get close to actually doing it

Cantona's Collars

"Naismith used to buy tickets for unemployed fans when he was with Everton".

That must have cost him a fortune in Liverpool.:pac:

J. Marston

There's been more embarrassing results over the last two or three seasons but this must be the most lifeless, pathetic performance of the lot. Especially considering this is our last swing at getting a Champions League place.

GSPfan

Sigh.

I'm envious of anyone who couldn't get to watch this game. Lucky them.

Flint Fredstone

Depay using the old run straight at them and hope they get out of the way tactic.

Adamcp898

J. Marston wrote: »

There's been more embarrassing results over the last two or three seasons but this must be the most lifeless, pathetic performance of the lot. Especially considering this is our last swing at getting a Champions League place.

They're under LvG's orders to conserve energy. Marathon 7 days left in the season yet.