Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2016 - Mod Warning link in OP 20/3

Flint Fredstone

The worst part is that it's too early for a goal. If we score now we will sit back and draw or lose.

irishfeen

This is atrocious stuff...

sky88

in a season of nothing performance's this might be the worst

jayo26

You would never think they were fighting for fourth spot

Mataaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Unearthly

Mata!

Headshot

yes yes yes

J. Marston

Rooney almost ballsed that up but did well to stay calm and pick Mata out.

Now, how long until we concede?

Korat

Even when we score it's a shambles.

Maximus Alexander

About ten minutes now until Norwich score.

ElChe32

Watching us play is giving me such a headache. Not good for the blood pressure

Fenix

I don't get the CBJ hype either, anytime I've seen him he's looked like a hard worker, who's decent going forward but a defensive liability. I know he's young but at this point I don't think he's good enough for a bench spot. Rojo is just completely out of his depth in the EPL.

Lord TSC

Another scrappy 1-0 against a team about to be relegated. We are so, so poor

fuzzydunlop85

3 more games, 3 more games.

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fuzzydunlop85 wrote: »

3 more games, 3 more games.

And hopefully the waster is gone then

Manutd_4life

Very poor game. 3 points though

Hopefully Arsenal can do us a massive favour

J. Marston

Shíte performance but results are all that matter at this stage.

Come on you Gooners! Welbz 4 lyf.

jimmytwotimes 2013

City drop any points and Utd win their last two games we get Champs League?

My maths shocking, sorry

sReq | uTeK

Horrible performance but I'll take two more games like that with the same result if it means we get 4th.

I don't care now how we play. He's hopefully gone next season and I just want to be able to see United play UCL ball.

Lord TSC

jimmytwotimes 2013 wrote: »

City drop any points and Utd win their last two games we get Champs League?

My maths shocking, sorry

Yeah, that's right.

TheTownie

jimmytwotimes 2013 wrote: »

City drop any points and Utd win their last two games we get Champs League?

My maths shocking, sorry

Yes but tough ask for this Utd side to beat West Ham at Upton Park.

RobertKK

Arsenal fan here great result today.

I don't care how we play once we win our remaining games.

Antibac

TheTownie wrote: »

Yes but tough ask for this Utd side to beat West Ham at Upton Park.

Last game to be played there aswell so they be up for it

Cantona's Collars

RobertKK

United have better results against the top sides than the lower sides in the league.

GSPfan

Hope West Ham lose today in a freak result because that game on Tuesday now will be mental if Arsenal beat City. Its already going to be mental with it being the last game at Upton Park.

The only positive I can maybe get from today is that it doesn't look like it was a hard game physically so maybe we'll be a bit fresher than West Ham depending on how their game goes.

GSPfan

zerks wrote: »

I love De Gea's average position. Ha. Hanging around the edge of the box watching our world class possession statistics.

jayo26

Great move from lvg to rest two important players..... #skinoftheteeth

fuzzydunlop85

Any word on martial ? We're ****ed without him.

Cantona's Collars

You know things are bad when Valencia stands out in the game despite turning around every time somebody went near him.

bryangiggsy

Absolute muck yet again. at some stage in first half we had 300 passes and no attempts at goal. Painful. I long for the end of season and wish out loud for that LVG exit!

unplayable

Valencia, carrick and smalling did well.so poor again overall though.hopefully martial and rashford back in for tue.whats going on with schneiderlein? Depay needs summer off and hopefully come back a different player.big win we will take it!

RobertKK

Some claims the injury to Darmian is not serious.
Martial - a tight hamstring.

newballsplease

Is there anybody that can actually see a positive in epping LVG for 1 more year?

Brutal stuff

ShooterSF

newballsplease wrote: »

Is there anybody that can actually see a positive in epping LVG for 1 more year?

Brutal stuff

Bayern might sack Ancelotti after 1 season?

Flint Fredstone

newballsplease wrote: »

Is there anybody that can actually see a positive in epping LVG for 1 more year?

Brutal stuff

That game should be a reminder to anybody that does. This wasn't a dead rubber, it was a massive, must win game and we pissed around like a training match. He can't fire up these players and get even close to the best out of them so he has no business being there.

No reception in the church. Shook the groom's hand, ****ing neooow out to the car. Press refresh. 1-0 win. Get in

jayo26

M!Ck^ wrote: »

No reception in the church. Shook the groom's hand, ****ing neooow out to the car. Press refresh. 1-0 win. Get in

That sounds alot more exciting then the game was.

PhlegmyMoses

Mata on the right against one of the fastest LBs in the league, Lingard like a ghost through the middle, Rooney looking like a pub league player until the last 70 mins, Herrera woeful, Rojo a liability, and players rested for a must win game. Just another game under LVG's strong leadership.

Cantona's Collars

Before Mata scored:


https://twitter.com/F365/status/728921638163652609

Flint Fredstone

I was watching The Zoo on RTE there the other week and there was a little baby rhino let out into the enclosure for the first time. He was just legging it around aimlessly, stumbling all over the place. That scene came back to me today watching Rooney.

Cantona's Collars

M!Ck^ wrote: »

No reception in the church. Shook the groom's hand, ****ing neooow out to the car. Press refresh. 1-0 win. Get in

Don't even attempt to sneak to the bar and watch MOTD tonight,you'll be asleep on the counter.

Bret Hart

If Martial does indeed have a tight hamstring,what recovery time are we looking at ?

Lord TSC

newballsplease wrote: »

Is there anybody that can actually see a positive in epping LVG for 1 more year?

Brutal stuff

If you go to Reddit...I don't know if its the downvoting system or what, but there are a lot of people who blindly believe that because he's the United boss, that he should be shown absolute loyalty. Its blinkers firmly attached and is crazy, but if you try and argue that LVG should go, a lot of the time, you get downvoted into oblivion

Flint Fredstone

Lord TSC wrote: »

If you go to Reddit...I don't know if its the downvoting system or what, but there are a lot of people who blindly believe that because he's the United boss, that he should be shown absolute loyalty. Its blinkers firmly attached and is crazy, but if you try and argue that LVG should go, a lot of the time, you get downvoted into oblivion

City/Liverpool fans :pac:

DM_7

Bret Hart wrote: »

If Martial does indeed have a tight hamstring,what recovery time are we looking at ?

He pulled out of a game for the same reason earlier this season and he missed no time iirc

TheTownie

Don't know if it was confirmed pre-match but LVG said post-match that Blind and Rashford were rested.

TheTownie

Hon Swansea!

jayo26

Come on Swansea

posturingpat

I can see the philosophy really beginning to work, controlling games and but for a few mis-placed passes in the final 3rd we'd be disposing of sides with minimal fuss and anyone that can't see this knows nothing about football.

The defence continues to be a solid unit with another clean sheet notched up and Smalling a dominating presence as usual.

In midfield Carrick was floating around like a rhytmic gymnast and passing the ball around beautifully, get Schweinsteiger fit and well and that's 2 of the best midfielders in Europe in the side with Schneiderlinn and Herrera both excellent options.

Rooneys only coming back from injury and layed off an exquisite assist for the winning goal and almost did the same again with an outrageous pass that was only millimetres off. Imagibne what he'll do when he's a few games under his belt as we all know he's never at his sharpest after a break. Then we've got the best young player in the World in Tony Marshall set to step up again next year and then we've Rashford the best natural goalscorer since Inzaghi set foot in Italy.

The future's bright, the future's red .



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