Man United U21s v Midtjylland 20:05 EL

Liam O

The night all the neutrals have been waiting for since last week is finally upon us.

The question I think we're all asking is are United horny enough to make it through to the next round?

I won't hazard a guess at the lineups but someone else can knock themselves out.

Liam McPoyle

United will go through on away goals.

PhlegmyMoses

48-0 to United

NUTZZ

United's 18 man squad; Romero, Joel Pereira, Love, Varela, Poole, Rojo, Blind, McNair, Riley, Herrera, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Lingard, Mata, Andreas Pereira, Memphis, Martial, Rashford.

Gonna be tripods all over the pitch, parental guidance advised.

The_Kew_Tour

Business Cat wrote: »

United will go through on away goals.

So 1-0

brinty

NUTZZ wrote: »

United's 18 man squad; Romero, Joel Pereira, Love, Varela, Poole, Rojo, Blind, McNair, Riley, Herrera, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Lingard, Mata, Andreas Pereira, Memphis, Martial, Rashford.

an 18 like that is in fact.........

NUTZZ

madcabbage

Can't see us performing well tonight, another shaky performance no doubt.

Massey Ferguson to the rescue

madcabbage

I don't think the massey will be making an appearance tonight....

RobertKK

madcabbage wrote: »

I don't think the massey will be making an appearance tonight....

Oh Deere...

Canadel

Would be nice to see Midgetland make history tonight by slaying the former Manchester giants but it's hard to look past Utd tbh.

If it's level at half time though things will start to get interesting.

If Utd lose, Van Gall will have to go etc etc.

Diabhal Beag

Best of luck to Manchester United Football Club. Let's put the co-efficient before rivalries.

Lithium93_

#MUFC XI vs Midtjylland: Romero; Varela, Carrick, Blind, Riley; Schneiderlin, Ander Herrera; Lingard, Mata, Memphis; Martial.

#MUFC subs: J.Pereira, Rojo, Poole, McNair, Love, A.Pereira, Rashford.

Manutd_4life

Lithium93_ wrote: »

#MUFC XI vs Midtjylland: Romero; Varela, Carrick, Blind, Riley; Schneiderlin, Ander Herrera; Lingard, Mata, Memphis; Martial.

#MUFC subs: J.Pereira, Rojo, Poole, McNair, Love, A.Pereira, Rashford.

Carrick at Centre Back!!! WTF :eek:

Lithium93_

Manutd_4life wrote: »

Carrick at Centre Back!!! WTF :eek:

Smalling and Borthwick-Jackson both out injured.

Manutd_4life

Hopefully we can finish this game off in the first half and rest some key players for Sunday.

Injuries won't let us go and if someone like Martial gets injured today which is a high possibility we are f**ked

madcabbage

Not his first time back there.

adox

No CBs in the starting line up.


You have to laugh.

brinty

Lithium93_ wrote: »

#MUFC XI vs Midtjylland: Romero; Varela, Carrick, Blind, Riley; Schneiderlin, Ander Herrera; Lingard, Mata, Memphis; Martial.

#MUFC subs: J.Pereira, Rojo, Poole, McNair, Love, A.Pereira, Rashford.

McNair can start packing his bags if he can't get a game at centre back when we've no recognized centre backs available

Manutd_4life

There is absolutely no pace between Carrick and Blind. If we get caught in the counter, especially by that Sisto chap - it isn't gonna be pretty

Kerrydude1981

If this bunch of Utd players has anything about them then they should be winning tonight

They need to take the finger out and take the game to these lads,

Trigger

Carrick the right decision, having an experienced head beside those two fullbacks as well as what Glued has been saying about his passing is by far the right choice

Mr.Crinklewood

"Regan Poole" is an Anagram of "Goal Opener" and "Eagle Porno"

jaykay74

Twitter telling me that Martial got injured in the warmup... not confirmed yet I think.

How Soon Is Now

Confirmed on bt2 now. Mother of ****ing God.

Kerrydude1981

Just confirmed on BT Martial out and Rashford in

Hamstring injury they are saying

Manutd_4life

Probably didn't get horny last night.

-LVG Tactics 2016

jaykay74

Wonder if could be attributed to Martial playing more games than most in his age bracket without proper rest. :mad:

Trigger

Hopefully nothing serious and he's sitting out as precaution

jaykay74

astradave wrote: »

Hopefully nothing serious and he's sitting out as precaution

Hamstring is the verdict of the online medical experts on twitter

Routine home win

RobertKK

Midtjylland striker is Urena or as I call him, Renua.

LuckyGent88

Martial is out!!! Oh sweet jaysus. Lvg is cursed with injuries. Will do well to get through now

Where's all the Strettie fans?

We will need 2 tonight... Herrera is annoying me tonight.

Trigger

Good stuff by Rashford

BKtje

Lots of energy about the team tonight.

Romero is cold as ice and I wish I was watching him

Manutd_4life

Memphis looking really bright

scudzilla

Call me what you want but i hope we get battered and finally get rid of that ballbag

monkey9

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/702952793116639233

Kirby

scudzilla wrote: »

Call me what you want but i hope we get battered and finally get rid of that ballbag

No point in wishing for that because it wont happen. Win or lose, he isn't getting sacked until after top 4 is mathematically impossible, just like Moyes. So why not hope for a win here?

Even if you are the type of person to root against your own team would you really sit down and watch it... Are you on the edge of ur seat when the danish boys attack

Crimson King

The standard of crossing is terrible, it's like they have never practiced before

Kirby

Captain Sisto with the goal.

Lord TSC

Sigh

3 goals needed now...

Lithium93_

BOLLIX

Mars Bar

We're ****ed. Look at that patheticness at the back.

Trigger

Romero very slow to get down

LuckyGent88

Oh lord