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Signs of the End Times? - Ready for Judgement?

The Chieftain · 2016-02-26 07:44:27

With soon-to-be-President Trump itching to drop some big ones, I hope you folks are heeding the signs.... https://prophecywatchers.com/strange-trumpets-is-the-world-being-warned/

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#52 26-02-2016 1:33pm

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It is important to have as many daisies as possible for the lifetime of the fertility of your lawn, those daisies will then breed new daisies that are exactly the same as the old daisies. This practice is essential to keep the congregation (oops I meant population) of daisies up.

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#53 26-02-2016 1:58pm

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WOW - OP is serious, Do you live in Ireland ? And if so how do you exclude the prevailing culture to the extent that you can seriously post about end times? Is this missionary work on your part? If so it must e very unrewarding as, to be frank, American style fundamentalism comes across as batpoo insane to anyone with a bit of education...

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#54 26-02-2016 2:36pm

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My dad is a good Christian and he called me up very upset last Sunday night.

So he was on the 14 hole of the local golf course, par 4.
He took out his 7 Iron, took a swing and took the heads of several daisies and a p!ss the bed!!

He is now looking at a mandatory 14 years on the practice range! He was going to travel to the UK later this year for a couple of rounds but now he cant go!

Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers

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#55 26-02-2016 3:05pm

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I thought we were waiting for 4 moons?

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#56 26-02-2016 3:28pm

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looksee wrote: »

Is it a gluten-free bun?

Not sure about the gluten, but let me assure you that it is 110% free of pineapple.

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#57 26-02-2016 4:10pm

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The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

I thought we were waiting for 4 moons?

Wut? Were we?

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#58 26-02-2016 4:14pm

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Guys, I predict that judgment will occur at midnight tonight!
Tremble in fear in the meantime!

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#59 26-02-2016 4:25pm

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It had better flippin not! I've been looking forward to this weekend for ages!

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#60 26-02-2016 4:52pm

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Cabaal wrote: »

Guys, I predict that judgment will occur at midnight tonight!
Tremble in fear in the meantime!

I judge that it won't. There. That's got the judgin' out of the way.

looksee wrote: »

It had better flippin not! I've been looking forward to this weekend for ages!

Enjoy the weekend.

Is the bauld Chieftain's thread not going quite as expected? Was he not welcomed here with open arms and an open biscuit tin? Are we still doing biscuits? I haven't been in much lately. What's the current thinking on Jaffa cakes? And pineapple on pizza?

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#61 26-02-2016 4:56pm

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His faith can't stand up to scrutiny; his God is far outclassed by his Satan. (shrug) Probably his tea is weak and his biscuits are far outclassed by the Jaffa Cakes of the atheists, too.

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#62 26-02-2016 5:08pm

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Well I enjoyed it!

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#63 26-02-2016 7:45pm

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looksee wrote: »

Well I enjoyed it!

Damn, I missed it! Enjoyable reading though.

The Chieftain wrote: »

I hope you folks are heeding the signs....

I love signage too. Don't know why exactly. My favorite ever sign was one I drove past on a motorway before a rake of them turned up. It was about 12' x 12' and just said "OBEY THE SIGNS". Unfortunately, I couldn't get it in the car.

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#64 26-02-2016 9:12pm

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looksee wrote: »

Wut? Were we?

According to some Christian group I heard about. I can't remember the exact details, I can't keep up with all these ends of the world.

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#65 27-02-2016 1:29am

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Gordon wrote: »

Religion really knows how to enslave people, and keep them hanging on.

A song about a dysfunctional one-sided relationship does appear appropriate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3bjMtqpGBw

w00t 10,000th post

Scrap the cap!

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#66 27-02-2016 6:22pm

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Is this another thread about the election?

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#67 27-02-2016 8:38pm

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Yes, except it makes more sense than 99% of other election threads.

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#68 29-02-2016 8:42pm

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End times eh?? Will it be formal wear, or Friday casual??

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#69 01-03-2016 12:51am

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Watched 'The World's End' last night; not a trumpet in site. 'To err is human! So, err....'

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#70 01-03-2016 1:06am

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pauldla wrote:

Watched 'The World's End' last night; not a trumpet in site. 'To err is human! So, err....'

Is that bar still off Patrick's Street

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#71 01-03-2016 7:12am

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looksee wrote: »

Not God, just god.

That sounds good, you should write it on a flag..

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#72 01-03-2016 10:10am

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To be honest, I WAS going to end the world a couple of nights back, but ultimately decided against it.

Carry on...

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#73 15-03-2016 5:38pm

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Cabaal wrote: »

The Chieftain, perhaps you have the wrong forum?

Perhaps you would be better off posting this in the Christianity forum where you have previously compared atheists to large numbers of insects and rats by claiming the forum had been infested by them- http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057565854

Not very christian to preach such hatred, I'm sure your god will be awful upset with you about that and you're clearly building walls which the pope has said good Christians should not do. (but its ok to build walls to stop women priests...cause "reasons")

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