Manly words men should know

Mint Aero

Jackknife: Ballsing up reversing a trailer or skidding so an articulated vehicle forms a V shape.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Maturity: The state of acting one's age.

Fr_Dougal

Hernia: it'll be grand, I'll walk it off.

The Moldy Gowl

Bottle up.

For feelings.

Birneybau

Skid marks: the marks left over after skidding.

Mister Vain

Withdrawal: The act of taking money out of an account.

Junkyard Tom

'I'm grand' (when nauseous with pain).

Odelay

Flange

not yet

Yore ma:


As in, yeah right go fuvk yourself..

Senna

Torque Wrench. What you have to leave the house to pick up from your mates garage.

kneemos

Cuntin bastard.When skin gets removed from any extremity.

BreadnBuddha

Banjaxed. When something is well and truly in need of being put in the shed as an excuse for buying new tools.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Mandate...no wait.

Ice Maiden

Oh these stubborn grass stains!

Purple drapes!

Arghus

McGregors: Crisis in masculinity.

As in, "He's got a bit of the McGregors goin' on that guy. Sure, didn't he try to fight a packet of crisps on the high street the last night, after a dozen pints".

johnnyskeleton

not yet wrote: »

Yore ma:

Yore, Maeve

n. Unsuccessful general election candidate for the Independent Alliance:

http://www.maeveyore.ie/

Skerries

shut yer hole and make me a sammich dammit!

fleet_admiral

Felch

Zuffle (I zuffled my cock on the curtains and legged it)

recylingbin

Gangster: anyone that did work on something before you.

Richard Hillman

Umph: Do it again but a lot harder.

As in: Give it a little bit of umph.

nullzero

Gastroenteritis...
Sounds better than "I can't come into work because I have a dose of the sh1ts".

Also; Skiving, the act of being paid but not working.

Arbitrary

Ballbag.

Into The Blue

Manly words men should know (so they know to do the opposite)

Man Up.
No1 reason for the male suicide crisis.




https://www.stpatricks.ie/blog/suicide-leading-cause-death-among-young-men-ireland

CFlat

Fubar- F**ked up beyond all recognition

When you decide to try and fix something and realise after that you're not the handyman you thought you were.

Arghus

Bants: Idiots describing idiocy to other idiots, in idiot.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Arghus wrote: »

Bants: Idiots describing idiocy to other idiots, in idiot.

A man would say banter. He'd be ridiculed by other males if he said bants.

nullzero

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

A man would say banter. He'd be ridiculed by other males if he said bants.

"Simples".

fatknacker

Axe
Blood
...erm...
Sweat
Testosterone
Rocky
....
Shirt
Trousers
Beard

And best of all...

"Sorry"! (Omg I went there)

Ice Maiden

Yorkie.

Wibbs

Haynes manual.

Ruu

Made a bags of it-cocked things up more or less, ruined.

Edward Hopper

Documentary: what you say you were watching on TV to your girlfriend after she went to bed.

steddyeddy

Quantum mechanics.

M theory.

steddyeddy

A man should also refer to machinery as she.

AnonoBoy

Projects.

Hobbies are for boys, you've got PROJECTS on the go because you're a man.

Agricola

Ballcock

mansize

Sorry I was wrong.

timthumbni

DYING.... As in I'm really "DYING" here..... As he suffers a slight head cold..... My girl can vouch as she has same head cold yet tends to the kids and gyms it whilst I lie like a tranquillised sloth moaning.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Bearing.

Can be used to describe why various mechanical and non mechanical devices have stopped working or don't sound right...when you really haven't a fcuking clue what's wrong with it.

"Ah yes, it'll be the main bearing that's gone in it" or "it'll need new bearings" or "sounds like there may be a worn bearing" etc etc

Can be applied to cars, bikes, lawn mowers, washing machines, tumble driers, sliding doors, power tools, vacuum cleaners, etc etc

recylingbin

Wd40 - man's equivalent of moisturiser.

mynameis905

Safety razor

steddyeddy

Bit on the side.

One for the road.

Bit of strange for the weekend.

timthumbni

recylingbin wrote: »

Wd40 - man's equivalent of moisturiser.

But not even a lubricant apparently...... Which was news to me.......

darkpagandeath

This thread is problematic I'm Triggered stop Mansplaining.

AnonoBoy

steddyeddy wrote: »

Bit of strange for the weekend.

I have never heard that phrase.

Googled it and got no results.

Did you just make it up?

steddyeddy

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I have never heard that phrase.

Googled it and got no results.

Did you just make it up?

No it's a Dublin expression meaning a different lady other than your other half.

recylingbin

timthumbni wrote: »

But not even a lubricant apparently...... Which was news to me.......

My missus said the same...

bodice ripper

steddyeddy wrote: »

No it's a Dublin expression meaning a different lady other than your other half.

Any time I have heard it, cheating wasn't implied.

Unfamiliar ride.

AnonoBoy

bodice ripper wrote: »

Any time I have heard it, cheating wasn't implied.

Unfamiliar ride.

Surely every new partner is an unfamiliar ride though?

bodice ripper

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Surely every new partner is an unfamiliar ride though?

I am merely stating the context I heard it in. I wouldn't contemplate suggesting I am an expert in Dublin slang.

steddyeddy

I've heard it in both contexts.