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Your WWN/satirical news headline here

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  • 13-03-2016 8:22am
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    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,542 ✭✭✭


    Ever think of a great satirical headline that would suit the likes of Waterford Whispers or the Daily Mash, and think, I'm such a comic genius, I should be on stage

    Well yes I think that too sometimes, but won't be on stage any time soon (due to my awful comedy)

    So if you get that satirical headline feeling, post it below. I'll get the ball rolling with some over the last while...

    (During Ebola breakout)
    "HSE to stock up on flat 7up to prepare for Ebola break out"

    (Announcement of 1c and 2c coins being removed from circulation)
    "Reduction in hauls of chocolate this Halloween as 1c and 2c chocolate coins taken out of circulation"

    So obviously I'm feckin gas, anyone else like to contribute?


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    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    I like the Ebola one


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    #3
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,542 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    "France consider leaving Europe just so they can themselves Frexit for a while"


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    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,789 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    My favourite WWN headline was during the floods.

    "Irish Water delighted with bumper harvest"

    Pure genius.


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    #5
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,542 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    "Pearse would be turning in his grave" says grumpy historic know-it-all


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    Greys0n
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 20 ✭Greys0n


    where is ebola?


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    #7
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,542 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    "Local Shop keeper still selling Christmas chocolate, just taking the piss at this stage"


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    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,542 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    "Middle aged man labelled hipster as he tries beer that's not Heineken"


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    Second Toughest in_the Freshers
    Site Banned Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Second Toughest in_the Freshers


    Greys0n wrote: »
    where is ebola?
    Ebola's gay! (I should have stayed at home yesterday)


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    Blackhorse Slim
    Registered Users Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Blackhorse Slim


    Trump bans immigration from Westeros


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    randd1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,941 ✭✭✭randd1


    - Porcelain white man from Longford with dreadlocks that calls everyone 'man' doesn't realise he's a twat.

    - Government hopes Trump comes up with another zany policy to distract keyboard warriors from Garda crisis

    - How to not be a total sexist, racist, privileged bigot if you're a white, straight male.


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    Xenophile
    Registered Users Posts: 4,071 ✭✭✭Xenophile


    Simon Harressed for wanting to become leader of FG.

    The Forum on Spirituality has been closed for years. Please bring it back, there are lots of Spiritual people in Ireland and elsewhere.



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    #13
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,542 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Trump removes face to reveal Clinton, in elaborate April fools joke.


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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Everyone caught wearing skinny grey tracksuits and those little ankle socks to be shot. Repeatedly.


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