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What type of criminal would you be?

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    #32
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    A very bad one...I'm too honest :o


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    #33
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Fraudulent plumber


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    #34
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head
    I'm that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread

    You fcuk with me, you fcuk with a P-I-M-P


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    #35
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head
    I'm that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread

    You fcuk with me, you fcuk with a P-I-M-P



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    #36
    ZV Yoda
    Registered Users Posts: 1,451 ✭✭✭ZV Yoda


    I'd be these lads...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pabA320p9B0


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    #37
    jimmytwotimes 2013
    Registered Users Posts: 4,770 ✭✭✭jimmytwotimes 2013


    Serial Killer, not so much for money, more for the love of it.

    They say it's important to want to go to work in the morning. So it would be more a vocation and to hell with the money.


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    #38
    sandra06
    Registered Users Posts: 305 ✭✭sandra06


    jimmytwotimes 2013 wrote: »
    Serial Killer, not so much for money, more for the love of it.

    They say it's important to want to go to work in the morning. So it would be more a vocation and to hell with the money.
    ok thats not scary at all:eek:


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    #39
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    I would be Robbin' Hood, with my bow and arrow, wearing green leggings with a toilet roll stuffed down the front.


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    #40
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    I'd bring home pens and stationary from work and give to people for christmas presents.


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    #41
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    According to the RSA free speed surveys 98% of drivers break the law.

    You can get up to five years for having a recording device in a cinema. Like a cameraphone. And there are lots of other copyright laws we may have inadvertently broken.

    Lots of people haven't paid their TV licences or water. And has anyone received money from friends or family without declaring it for tax ?


    We are already criminals.

    Speeding and downloading movies illegally isn't going to put bread on the table though is it? Not paying taxes or not being caught and fined for speeding and the like will help cut costs but you need to make some money too!


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    #42
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    jimmytwotimes 2013 wrote: »
    Serial Killer, not so much for money, more for the love of it.

    They say it's important to want to go to work in the morning. So it would be more a vocation and to hell with the money.

    You have PM


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    #43
    Asmooh
    Registered Users Posts: 1,468 ✭✭✭Asmooh


    It's better not to tell here what I would do, otherwise I will get the garda, interpoll, europoll and the space police at my doorstep


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    #44
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Asmooh wrote: »
    It's better not to tell here what I would do, otherwise I will get the garda, interpoll, europoll and the space police at my doorstep

    I saw the username...I couldn't help it...you'd be.....asmooh criminal


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    #45
    jimmytwotimes 2013
    Registered Users Posts: 4,770 ✭✭✭jimmytwotimes 2013


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    You have PM

    Send on a list and I'll do it for free


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    #46
    matchthis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭matchthis


    A crooked vigilante, bit like a poor batman


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    #47
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Drugs .......... the money comes fast and easy and there's plenty of it!

    The goal would be to set a target figure, get that amount and get out before you get too big to be ignored by the other piranha's in the pond ......... the Gardai aren't really a problem as you'd practically have to hand yourself in before they'd notice you ........ even then it takes years for them to complete their "investigation". :rolleyes:

    Once out, with the planned amount of profit, you need a plan to clean the money ....... either a small business (think chipper, corner shop etc.) that, on paper, is hugely profitable for a couple of years before selling up and retiring once you've managed to bank enough cash ......... or a small legitimate investment that gives you a steady reliable income without having to work too hard.

    The problem is, once you're in, the business/money gets addictive and you end up forgetting about your exit plan ........... then one day you're retired by a competitor and you're worse off than ever!

    ever seen the movie superfly? ....


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    #48
    jimmytwotimes 2013
    Registered Users Posts: 4,770 ✭✭✭jimmytwotimes 2013


    matchthis wrote: »
    A crooked vigilante, bit like a poor batman

    Arthritis gets even the great ones


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    #49
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Psycho serial killer like Kevin Spacey in Se7en


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    #50
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Probably more like that fat weirdo that killed Jill Dando


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    #51
    Olishi4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Olishi4


    Robin Hood, Princess of Thieves


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    #52
    Bullocks
    Registered Users Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    biko wrote: »
    I'd be a robber robber, robbing from robbers.
    And a murderer murderer.

    Id love to be a murderer murderer , been saying it for years . I don't know why the gubberment haven't a few on the payroll


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    #53
    SVJKarate
    Registered Users Posts: 260 ✭✭SVJKarate


    A Fun Lovin Criminal

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHDYfoRYcqQ


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    #54
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    As Joe Pesci in Casino said

    "If you had any heart, you'd be out stealin' for a livin'"

    love it.


    I'd love to be a high stakes heist robber.

    Like De-Niro in Heat ...


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    #55
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher




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