The Ray D'Arcy Show - 26th. March 2016

Vorenus400

grey_so_what wrote: »

Still like that West yesterday....;)

Every month or 2 the priest would say that there was plenty of seats at the top, which resulted in all the men shuffling feet and looking at the floor.:D

Valentina

Jesus, that was painful.

PeterTheEighth

amdublin wrote: »

Yeah, yeah, eh....yeah

Jesus that drives me mad on the radio. He doesnt even say the full word, it's just like an intake of breath "eh.. .. eh.. .. eh"

PeterTheEighth

"And I could see his eyes filling up with blood"

When it started, I was pretty sure that that "speak to your vet" ad was a preview for next week's Late Late Show.

Welsh Megaman

Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' later on RTE One.

Absolute classic















Speaking of horror, part two of 'The Ray D'Arcy Show' on the way :pac:

Red Kev

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

Does Ray actually celebrate Easter, what with him being an atheist and all??

Tom & Kate: Daddy can we have an Easter Egg?
Ray : No, chocolate had typically 40% unrefined sugar and is bad for you. *sigh
Tom & Kate: Can we go to an Easter parade ?
Ray: No. It's a celebration of a diety that doesn't exist. *sigh, sigh
Tom & Kate: Can we hunt some Easter Eggs ?
Ray: No. That's celebrating an imported commercialised ideal of Easter, which is a celebration of a diety that doesn't exist. *sigh, sigh, sigh
Tom & Kate: Can we watch the march in Dublin on telly?
Ray: No. That's a glorification of militarisation of society. *sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh
Tom to Kate: F*ck this. I'm ringing social services. I'd ratheer take my chances with them
Ray: *siggghhhhhhh

SEPT 23 1989

PeterTheEighth wrote: »

Jesus that drives me mad on the radio. He doesnt even say the full word, it's just like an intake of breath "eh.. .. eh.. .. eh"

And the slurp

sudzs

English dying dogs ad???

grey_so_what

Vorenus400 wrote: »

Every month or 2 the priest would say that there was plenty of seats at the top, which resulted in all the men shuffling feet and looking at the floor.:D

We got a new (75 year old) priest a good few years back and he had just come back from the Missions, he stopped the mass to bring the men from the back of the church to "take part"...........

***shock horror***

Total silence for a few minutes and eventually 1 man shuffled up one aisle....

The Fr. never did that again......

SEPT 23 1989

This really is scraping the barrel

Miss Demeanour

Turned him down for what!?

Harry Angstrom

I can't stand this one. Full of shyte.

grey_so_what

Would she ever wake up........

Valentina

This woman strikes me as someone others might enjoy but I would not.



Ray too, for that matter.

PeterTheEighth

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

That egg looks more like Michael Barrymore

I dont think anybody is making easter eggs in the likeness of Michael Barrymore any more. They do make effigies of him and thrown them on the bonfire though.

PeterTheEighth

After making the snakey move back to RTE, we just call him a rat over here.

grey_so_what

Em, a what rat??....

Valentina

"He's gorgeous isn't he?!"

*deathly silence*

SEPT 23 1989

Look at you indeed

grey_so_what

I've never heard of this lady.....

Thankfully..

Sittingpretty

I'd NEVER tire of kicking her.

amdublin

"Ride"


"That's what we call them"


Stay classy Ray.

Valentina

"Do you remember Spike Milligan?"

No, never heard of him. :rolleyes:

Welsh Megaman

Spunkrat?


I think I saw them open for Buzzcocks back in '77.

Harry Angstrom

Ray won't have an epitaph. He's going to live forever.

paleoperson

D'Arcy again flagrantly using the word "ride", something only used by secondary school students trying to sound edgy or in an intentionally ironic sense. Shows how connected to modern culture he is.

PeterTheEighth

"He broke up with Nigella to go out with ME"

Yeah I'd say he's delighted with that decision now.

RobertKK

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' later on RTE One.

Absolute classic















Speaking of horror, part two of 'The Ray D'Arcy Show' on the way :pac:

When I was in primary school, we would get shown one film every week, we were shown the Birds one week, loved Hitchcock since then.

SEPT 23 1989

How many gallons of wine has she had?

amdublin

paleoperson wrote: »

D'Arcy again flagrantly using the word "ride", something only used by secondary school students trying to sound edgy or in an intentionally ironic sense. Shows how connected to modern culture he is.

It reminded me of the Pamela Anderson interview again

Harry Angstrom

She ain't half as funny as she thinks she is.

grey_so_what

She'd be a nightmare on a long haul flight....

PeterTheEighth

She's certainly treating us to all her stock jokes tonight isnt she.

Sittingpretty

She's vile.

squadro

Where's the ****in remote?

Welsh Megaman

RobertKK wrote: »

When I was in primary school, we would get shown one film every week, we were shown the Birds one week, loved Hitchcock since then.

You were shown 'The Birds' in primary school?!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

SEPT 23 1989

So many names being dropped

grey_so_what

We play that game but it's normally not with velcro balls just beer mats.......

RobertKK

They need not worry about intelligence with Ray.

PeterTheEighth

I'll just leave that out there.

IamtheWalrus

paleoperson wrote: »

D'Arcy again flagrantly using the word "ride", something only used by secondary school students trying to sound edgy or in an intentionally ironic sense. Shows how connected to modern culture he is.

God I want the world to swallow me up when I hear that term.

Welsh Megaman

Clang! Clang!

The sound of names being dropped.

Sound Bite

The British don't dislike her because she's Australian, they dislike her because she's insufferable.

dee_mc

I read one of her books once, years ago, and it was even more painful than this interview. Crude sex jokes, casual racism, endless futile efforts at humour, cliched characters... it had it all.

grey_so_what

She could have changed her outfit for the trip abroad....

PeterTheEighth

He says loud inappropriate things. Are you sure he has Autism and it's not just hereditary?

Welsh Megaman

Sodoko?

Valentina

Oh spare me the anecdotes about the children...

RobertKK

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

You were shown 'The Birds' in primary school?!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Yeah, I was around 11 years old, nothing like a good horror film to show the children :pac:

barneygumble99

Good lord she's an insufferable s**t talker